Shitpost as hard as you can, as fast as you can.

Imagine you're an Indian trying to get in on the space program.
Imagine you're an American in a Walmart after a twelve burger breakfast.
Imagine you're a billionaire with a Twitter account, a grudge, and one hell of a nuclear arsenal.

Also people often mistake your face for your ass. Everything you like is stupid and wrong. And you're moms a massive slut.
And I highly doubt anything you say can prove me otherwise