REEEEEE I'M UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'M A SOCIOPHOBIC I WILL NEVER HAVE A LIFE REEEEEEE
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Literally two years pass
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OH YEAH, IT WAS SO NICE BBQING WITH MY FRIENDS AND MY GF. WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT DID YOU ACHIEVE IN YOUR LIFE, HUH? STILL NO REAL JOB? HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

Such a fucking success, lad, I fucking commend you. What a flawless fucking victory. Your tall talk is so enticing, now I want to become you, what a bummer that I can't...
The thing is, I also remember the way you were before, acting like some autistic nerd, eternally sore over some strange shit in your mind. And I neved ever did mock you for acting like that - in fact, I was trying to make you feel less isolated. None of us did this to you. Then your teenage maximalism ended and you saw that everything's fine and you're all set up. So you started lashing on me for being behind you even though I told you time and again that I wasn't drafted for nothing.
I'm fucking mentally ill and this is why they don't let me it even though they should. So I have to see my parents withering away day by day while also seeing all of you successful and sated people roasting meat, travelling and having lots of awesome sex. Is that not enough for you? Do you need to go out of your way to scoff me?

I fucking hate you and wish you death on repeat.