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>Stole handfulls of candy from a coworker team's Easter party
>Stole paper towels, a sponge, dish soap, and a mini trash can from a Janitor's closet
>ate the last slice of BBQ chicken pizza without actually knowing if anyone wanted it
>Lied when some random black guy asked for money to ride the bus and told him I had nothing when I had at least 5 dollars
>I currently pretend like I have very little money like my peers even though I live very comfortably, have no debts, and have steadily increasing investment accounts, but I don't want anyone asking me for money
I'm basically Satan.
