niger monstrum - commonly known as the American. It is generally understood that 330 million of these beasts walk the Earth, but that is a common misunderstanding. The 330 million figure fails to take into account biomass. There are 330 million individual Americans, but each American is at least 1.5 times larger than a European. Therefore, in real terms, there are over 500 million Americans that inhabit the space between Canada and Mexico. Despite inhabiting the climate commonly dominated by 3% body fat desert niggers, the American physique is a relic of times gone by - where fat was used to isolate the American from the bitter cold. Although the term American was first applied to European descendants the population has drastically changed. Most of the biomass in the United States descends directly from the land between the Niger Delta and the Congo River. Weighing over 500 lbs each, the American is a fearsome and grotesque creature.

The intense weight that bears down on the joints of the American has weakened them - this process is known in Europe as "pussification". To compensate for their weak joints the American has stolen technology from the more intelligent Europeans and renamed them "muh guns". With this they shoot each other everyday, although the thick hide and layers of fat tend to protect their vital organs.

The anger - known in Europe as "being assblasted all the time, 24/7, and absolutely never letting off" that is caused by constantly shooting each other causes immense jealousy in the mind of the niger monstrum. Common calls of "Whiter than you muhammed" "at least I got muh guns" can be heard even across the Atlantic. It is this anger that earns the Americans the reputation of being the worst posters on the internet. Biologists are currently conducting studies to find out just how their fat fucking fingers operate keyboards and touch pads - the results of previous studies are so far inconclusive.