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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:09:13 No.4871930 View View Reply Original Report

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Ok /pol/.. Be honest on this thread.

Tell me your deepest darkest secret.

I'll tell you mine, but only if someone get's trips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:10:40 No.4871931 Report

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>>4871930
I SLEPT WITH CHAD'S GIRLFRIEND

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:15:55 No.4871932 Report

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I work for the FBI.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:28:20 No.4871933 Report

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>I'll tell you mine, but only if someone get's trips.
>thread start with 2 trips off by one
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:31:38 No.4871934 Report

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>>4871930
trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:31:49 No.4871935 Report

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>>4871930
Let me guess, you're a crossdresser?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:33:36 No.4871936 Report

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>>4871930
You wanna be oldfag kys basedboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:34:14 No.4871937 Report

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>>4871930
I work for a legal organization that harvests the organs of people who aren't dead (you can't harvest dead organs anyway) and could make a full recovery I'd given time.

Sage

Sage Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:34:48 No.4871938 Report

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Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:35:27 No.4871939 Report

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>>4871930
I shot a man in Reno.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:36:18 No.4871940 Report

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>>4871930
I regularly fuck a Jewish trap to exert dominance over the chosen people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:37:38 No.4871941 Report

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>>4871930
I like to stretch, salt, and than scald my ball sack under boiling water. It gives me orgasmic feelings.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:38:04 No.4871942 Report

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>>4871932
reported for impersonating a federal agent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:38:27 No.4871943 Report

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>>4871930
I have a birth defect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:40:09 No.4871944 Report

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>>4871942
Saying "I'm FBI" doesn't mean it's impersonating. Showing fake credentials and demanding something in return is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:42:04 No.4871945 Report

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My biggest secret is falling for the jew meme when i was browsing pol a few good years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:44:09 No.4871946 Report

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>>4871930
I lost my v-plates to an escort.

I'm thinking about losing my anal virginity to a TS escort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:44:28 No.4871947 Report

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Seriously thinking about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:46:03 No.4871948 Report

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gonna go jer koff while ur thread gets deleted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:46:30 No.4871949 Report

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>>4871930
My primary sexual fantasy is being the monster under a young girl’s (age 6 to 14) bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:46:36 No.4871950 Report

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>>4871946
>>4871947
how old are you?
Are you good looking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:47:25 No.4871951 Report

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I jack off to pictures of horse cocks :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:47:38 No.4871952 Report

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>>4871950
27 and average looking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:54:35 No.4871953 Report

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>>4871952
humm
How comes you feel the need of getting bend over now and not sooner?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:56:52 No.4871954 Report

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>>4871953
I usually like being in charge in bed but I recently slept with a girl who likes to go a bit dom; she convinced me to take a finger and it was beyond amazing... I made noises I've never made before... so I've decided I owe myself to find out if I like being actually fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:58:46 No.4871955 Report

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>>4871942
I’m a Female Body Inspector myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 15:01:50 No.4871956 Report

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>>4871954
Just get pegged by a dominant girl you don't need to become a faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 15:05:44 No.4871957 Report

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>>4871930

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 15:06:48 No.4871958 Report

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>>4871954
desu this >>4871956

If you don't like the boyish body (or cock) then you may as well just find a dom girl.
No need to go full gay if you are not actually attracted to guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 15:08:17 No.4871959 Report

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>>4871958
Yeah hence the TS idea as a middle ground. I figured a cock must feel different to a toy and I'm not massively hung up about the "am I this am I that" - I'm not too perturbed by the idea of trying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 15:09:38 No.4871960 Report

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>>4871930
I am so deeply ingrained in my own compulsive lies that sometimes I forget I'm lying and I actually believe I did X or Y (this can be both bad and good). This one time at university I got so worked up over having to do a presentation because I have some sort of autistic aversion to public speaking, I tried to drop out under the pretext of falling out of love with my major. Mfw I continue to study but have tricked myself into hating the one thing I was good at

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 15:13:00 No.4871961 Report

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>>4871959
Casual anal sex is risky if you don't know how many partners that person has had, it's not worth the risk. Don't blame me if you get that strain of super syphilis that is rampant but being suppressed by the LGBT community.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 15:14:38 No.4871962 Report

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>>4871959
yea but hrt does things to your penis.
It will become girly and estrogenized, like the rest of your body. Picture the difference between a man's arm and a woman's arm; it's a similar difference between a man's penis and a woman's penis.

Also you don't get spontaneous erections, ever, anymore. It takes a lot longer to warm up, and it's fairly easy for you to lose your erection without assistance

Gladly help out more if you have any other questions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 15:17:31 No.4871963 Report

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I browse /mlp/ on the regular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 15:18:11 No.4871964 Report

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>>4871962
Yeah righto... I'd not considered that side of things. I'd just sort of thought "mebbe I should try a cock and if I'm going to it should be attached to someone who at least looks like a girl"

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