>>493184Not sure, all of them are about the stereotypical stingy Scotsman. Like this one:
The old Scotsman is dying. The calls all of his relatives to his bed:
-Are you here, my dear son?
-I am here, Father.
-Are you here, my dear wife?
-I am here, Dear.
-Are you here my dear sister?
-I am here, Brother.
-Is everyone here with me?
-Yes, we're all here with you.
-THEN WHY ARE THE LIGHTS SWITCHED ON IN THE KITCHEN?!
