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Annoyomus ID:6duvDaKx Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:35:35 No.4881347 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4881352 >>4881364 >>4883766

>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b03XDw6d Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:36:38 No.4881352 Report

Quoted By: >>4881369

>>4881347
the back of your mouth is the worlds most powerful dick magnet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na2pvIQj Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:37:59 No.4881359 Report

Quoted By: >>4881361

The ability to have sex with beautiful little girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N9Yve2K1 Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:38:41 No.4881361 Report

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>>4881359
You'll go to jail

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MLiJKhbZ Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:38:54 No.4881364 Report

Quoted By: >>4881367

>>4881347
You are a beautiful little girl
But you have to insert a dialation object into your mutilated and painful artificial pussy every day or the wound wear your dick used to be will close up, leaving you with nothing.

I want to go on adventures with duke nukem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na2pvIQj Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:39:33 No.4881367 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881364
He'll pound your ass for 45 minutes at the end

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:N9Yve2K1 Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:39:44 No.4881368 Report

Quoted By: >>4881378 >>4881382 >>4881392

Superhuman Endurance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iZ1tVfDW Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:40:04 No.4881369 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881352
there are no possible drawbacks to this that I can imagine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3JjhBVnL Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:41:38 No.4881378 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881368
Lifespan of 22 years

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x+ITk2ps Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:41:54 No.4881382 Report

Quoted By: >>4881397

>>4881368
you can never feel pain but also not comfort or pleasure

the ability to stop time for half a second once every few seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b03XDw6d Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:44:10 No.4881392 Report

Quoted By: >>4881395

>>4881368
only superhumans can endure you your presence
so you end up hanging out with Hulk who rapes you because you're a slut

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iZ1tVfDW Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:44:44 No.4881394 Report

Quoted By: >>4881399

superpower: you can make anyone like (as in love/adore) you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N9Yve2K1 Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:44:48 No.4881395 Report

Quoted By: >>4881412

>>4881392
>Heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na2pvIQj Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:44:55 No.4881397 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881382
you can't see while it's stopped

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na2pvIQj Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:45:28 No.4881399 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881394
you can never love someone yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s8IpPjsf Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:46:41 No.4881403 Report

Quoted By: >>4881415

the ability to force people to dab

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MLiJKhbZ Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:47:13 No.4881406 Report

Quoted By: >>4881416

The power to mod /bant/

Heaven

Heaven ID:b03XDw6d Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:48:02 No.4881412 Report

Quoted By: >>4881417

>>4881395
damn it shit post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MLiJKhbZ Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:48:41 No.4881415 Report

Quoted By: >>4884000

>>4881403
Every person that dabs magically finds $5 in their bank account from your own assets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:na2pvIQj Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:48:53 No.4881416 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881406
everyone hates you and thinks you're a faggot

SHIT POST !tGodCUmO7A

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SHIT POST !tGodCUmO7A ID:N9Yve2K1 Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:49:32 No.4881417 Report

Quoted By: >>4881422

>>4881412
stop being too obvious

Heaven

Heaven ID:b03XDw6d Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:50:49 No.4881422 Report

Quoted By: >>4881438

>>4881417
exposing me just to win
not cool brah

SHIT POST !tGodCUmO7A

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SHIT POST !tGodCUmO7A ID:N9Yve2K1 Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:53:44 No.4881438 Report

Quoted By: >>4881443

>>4881422
I'll always win

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+d7UaivU Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:54:40 No.4881440 Report

Quoted By: >>4881452 >>4881453

The power to instantly memorize and understand everything you read just by glancing over it.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:b03XDw6d Sun 22 Apr 2018 10:56:52 No.4881443 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881438
there is winning and there is victory

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hqs48wjj Sun 22 Apr 2018 11:00:07 No.4881452 Report

Quoted By: >>4881461

>>4881440
but you have to eat the pages it is written on for this to last longer than a day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MLiJKhbZ Sun 22 Apr 2018 11:00:19 No.4881453 Report

Quoted By: >>4881461

>>4881440
You can no longer remember or learn anything unless it is in book form

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+d7UaivU Sun 22 Apr 2018 11:02:52 No.4881461 Report

Quoted By: >>4881472

>>4881452
>read ancient text
>you now understand it
>rewrite it on a paper
>eat said paper
I could live with that.
>>4881453
Define 'bookform', would newspapers or scientific journals count?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MLiJKhbZ Sun 22 Apr 2018 11:07:11 No.4881472 Report

Quoted By: >>4881493

>>4881461
It must be from text on hardcover or paperback series of pages attached to a spine.

Newspapers, things stapled, picture collages, online notes, etc do not count.

Eastern scrolls are allowed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+d7UaivU Sun 22 Apr 2018 11:12:09 No.4881493 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881472
I could live with that, I'd just have to transform whatever I'm consuming into book from prior to reading it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Js7xmcIP Sun 22 Apr 2018 11:20:32 No.4881550 Report

Quoted By: >>4881565 >>4883852

I have the ability to predict numbers correctly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s8IpPjsf Sun 22 Apr 2018 11:22:39 No.4881565 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881550
you die instantly

Dr.Medic

Dr.Medic ID:uQRqxz1m Sun 22 Apr 2018 11:25:08 No.4881584 Report

Quoted By: >>4881610

Who are you quoting?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IK1TZzEi Sun 22 Apr 2018 11:29:32 No.4881610 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881584
ur mum

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:28LgrTtM Sun 22 Apr 2018 11:55:40 No.4881715 Report

Quoted By: >>4881746

The power to know who op is quoting.

Cheerios

Cheerios ID:+/BNirpW Sun 22 Apr 2018 12:02:23 No.4881746 Report

Quoted By: >>4882794 >>4885667

>>4881715
You are forced to type a shitty copypasta

The power to turn my skin into any mineral I touch by command

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUY6cpod Sun 22 Apr 2018 14:41:28 No.4882794 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881746
you dont have any super strength or anything so if you turn into a heavy material you might not be able to move

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ctxZKBcs Sun 22 Apr 2018 14:47:05 No.4882826 Report

Quoted By: >>4883760

The ability to move threads to other boards.

Or the ability to get trips.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUY6cpod Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:26:03 No.4883760 Report

Quoted By:

>>4882826
you can only get trips when you post kagari

you can only move /pol/ threads to /bant/

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RMJ09+M3 Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:26:37 No.4883766 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881347
there was an actual ausie family with bone density that was that of reinfocred concrete so i mean,its possible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUY6cpod Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:26:42 No.4883767 Report

Quoted By: >>4883788

i can summon an indestructable light weight talking shield

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fDNBCkWk Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:29:46 No.4883788 Report

Quoted By: >>4883806

>>4883767
each hit it takes has the force immediately transfered into your bones.

levitation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUY6cpod Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:31:52 No.4883806 Report

Quoted By:

>>4883788
you can only activate it when you put spaghtti in your shoes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H+Lh1/Ao Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:35:52 No.4883852 Report

Quoted By: >>4883862 >>4883933 >>4883951

>>4881550
But only to achieve gets on /pol/

Power of invisibility at will

Annoyomus

Annoyomus ID:6duvDaKx Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:37:02 No.4883862 Report

Quoted By:

>>4883852
>Power of invisibility at will

when nobody looking and alone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Js7xmcIP Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:42:49 No.4883933 Report

Quoted By:

>>4883852
But you must wear a cape which will not become invisible

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUY6cpod Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:44:24 No.4883951 Report

Quoted By:

>>4883852
no one will be able to see you, but when activated you smell faintly of onions so they can smell you and locate you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zUY6cpod Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:45:12 No.4883960 Report

Quoted By: >>4883992

i can shoot vines out of my hands to grab people or things

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5XDYCWj9 Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:47:54 No.4883983 Report

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But the vine durability sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Js7xmcIP Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:48:49 No.4883992 Report

Quoted By:

>>4883960
every time you shoot you will lose 250ml of blood

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yCgBsYFJ Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:49:16 No.4884000 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881415
Made me chuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F8q/OuNe Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:52:41 No.4885667 Report

Quoted By:

>>4881746
You can’t turn back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Js7xmcIP Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:57:38 No.4885727 Report

Quoted By: >>4885748

The ability to win every video game. Doesn't matter the platform or the genre

Annoyomus

Annoyomus ID:8xcWwVem Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:59:23 No.4885748 Report

Quoted By:

>>4885727
only single player video game

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ldwR1+p6 Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:59:35 No.4885752 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G9HRTNZM Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:02:02 No.4885779 Report

Quoted By: >>4885812

I can shoot lighting that makes people straight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Js7xmcIP Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:05:11 No.4885812 Report

Quoted By: >>4886153

>>4885779
You first have to mark your target by kissing it on the lips

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G9HRTNZM Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:18:41 No.4886153 Report

Quoted By:

>>4885812
Oof

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2meSbzjN Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:20:38 No.4886176 Report

Quoted By: >>4886893

being a extreme loser

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G9HRTNZM Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:26:39 No.4886893 Report

Quoted By: >>4887186

>>4886176
You can’t kill yourself

I have the power to animate the images of avatarfags to kill the poster

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TSQrgric Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:58:56 No.4887186 Report

Quoted By:

>>4886893
any image you post climbs out of your monitor and buttfucks you in the ass for 72 hours.

I wish I could Dr. Manhattan things. like I snap my fingers and all their electrons explode or something

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