I don't want to leave the EU

I'm sorry I never visited you guys much and never bothered learning any more German after school

In my defence it's so expensive living here that I spent all my time studying and working just to scrape by in my home city of London

I would like to apologise to any continental friends who have had to witness or endure any poor Brit behaviour whilst they were visiting your countries

If I had my way I would've been born in Sweden

Pls remember 48% of us want nothing to do with the stupid Brexit thing and we're not all stupid inselaffe