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Annoyomus ID:pw1ikkAj Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:43:04 No.4890641 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4890658 >>4890939 >>4891571 >>4893401 >>4893441

>ITT: POST A SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

The ability shapeshift into a beautiful little girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iWCsSQcV Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:45:33 No.4890658 Report

Quoted By: >>4890669

>>4890641
But if you use it you get molested by a 60+ yo man every hour or so

Annoyomus

Annoyomus ID:pw1ikkAj Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:47:01 No.4890669 Report

Quoted By:

>>4890658
>But if you use it you get molested by a 60+ yo man every hour or so

>implying that is not my dream..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zXyL4y/a Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:53:29 No.4890712 Report

Quoted By: >>4890747

Ability to recreate any noise vocally

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mzyW8Gso Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:58:26 No.4890747 Report

Quoted By:

>>4890712
You also get tourettes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:te5pGKCz Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:58:49 No.4890749 Report

Quoted By: >>4890778

Omnipotence

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A9L+yaf1 Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:59:10 No.4890753 Report

Quoted By: >>4890770 >>4890772

i can teleport to any european to beat their ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TMj+wRuY Mon 23 Apr 2018 02:59:55 No.4890761 Report

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am able to become anime grille

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mqX0AR9a Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:00:39 No.4890768 Report

Quoted By: >>4890812

the power to turn Glycine max into Allium cepaL.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TMj+wRuY Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:01:07 No.4890770 Report

Quoted By: >>4890879

>>4890753
every time you teleport to a european to get slightly corrupted by islam

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rS2DKIV+ Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:01:19 No.4890772 Report

Quoted By:

>>4890753
Only takes you to fights you'll lose

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ypiQKbw3 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:02:17 No.4890778 Report

Quoted By: >>4890787 >>4890872

>>4890749
Only wheb reading a boom about said knowledge, if somwone asks you about a certain movie you need to pick up and read a book based on that. Read the whole thing and you gain the rest of the knowledge on tjat subjects instantly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ypiQKbw3 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:03:09 No.4890787 Report

Quoted By:

>>4890778
When* book* someone* that* subject*
I should proof read more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mb9fq4d6 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:06:56 No.4890812 Report

Quoted By:

>>4890768
Every time you use your power you get SARS

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S7ZA9Ugk Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:15:47 No.4890872 Report

Quoted By:

>>4890778
stupid

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A9L+yaf1 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:16:31 No.4890879 Report

Quoted By: >>4890887

>>4890770
someone has to take the risk

next power. i can summon a full suit of armor thats lightweight and durable around my body

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ft/qpU+7 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:17:03 No.4890882 Report

Quoted By: >>4890885

Being able to create objects out of thin air an manipulate there aspects

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9L+yaf1 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:17:55 No.4890885 Report

Quoted By:

>>4890882
it all smells like farts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ft/qpU+7 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:17:55 No.4890887 Report

Quoted By: >>4890891

>>4890879
Your armour is made out of hardened dinosaur shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9L+yaf1 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:18:29 No.4890891 Report

Quoted By: >>4890926

>>4890887
darn. at least its usuable

i can summon a talking/singing gun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s9Dnw+YJ Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:24:32 No.4890926 Report

Quoted By:

>>4890891
it doesn't shoot, it only yells.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VpyJ0pk6 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:25:57 No.4890934 Report

Quoted By: >>4890948

Intangibility.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0XGUe7g9 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:26:25 No.4890939 Report

Quoted By: >>4891521

>>4890641
Give me the power to manipulate carbon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0XGUe7g9 Mon 23 Apr 2018 03:28:05 No.4890948 Report

Quoted By:

>>4890934
You fall through everything forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9L+yaf1 Mon 23 Apr 2018 05:59:41 No.4891521 Report

Quoted By: >>4891530

>>4890939
the carbon can talk and sometimes will be annoying

i can taste coca cola when i drink water. the good flavor of coke. comes from mcdonalds.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vCFqEnLJ Mon 23 Apr 2018 06:02:47 No.4891530 Report

Quoted By: >>4891537

>>4891521
The satisfaction of having the bubbles go down with the cola will not be there, it will simply be like drinking luke-warm and flat cola.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9L+yaf1 Mon 23 Apr 2018 06:04:29 No.4891537 Report

Quoted By: >>4891564

>>4891530
jesus you really are brutal
i can project a wall of energy that can block attacks infront of myself or anyone i want

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zAQWFJzS Mon 23 Apr 2018 06:12:21 No.4891564 Report

Quoted By:

>>4891537
The wall can only exist for .5 seconds at a time and has to recharge for long

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6M93xqIr Mon 23 Apr 2018 06:14:45 No.4891571 Report

Quoted By: >>4891606

>>4890641
I can teleport into a custom habitable comfy pocket dimension in which I have godlike powers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cc+3bh0V Mon 23 Apr 2018 06:25:21 No.4891606 Report

Quoted By: >>4891607

>>4891571
Time passes at a rate of one year every thirty seconds, and the first time you go there all your friends and family die while you're experimenting (50 minutes).

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cc+3bh0V Mon 23 Apr 2018 06:25:47 No.4891607 Report

Quoted By:

>>4891606
On accident, that is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:myA1AKuN Mon 23 Apr 2018 06:42:57 No.4891651 Report

Quoted By: >>4891675

I can instantly know and understand everything about any sentient being I talk to or come into contact with. [spoiler:lit] this includes big guyz :DD [/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aKe37PQ6 Mon 23 Apr 2018 06:52:05 No.4891675 Report

Quoted By:

>>4891651
i know about bane.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SXQK1oS0 Mon 23 Apr 2018 11:39:21 No.4893401 Report

Quoted By: >>4893413

>>4890641
the power to start snapping my fingers and have the Pyrite town theme music play around me anywhere I want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QR-cfd6hCs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iWXy6j1Y Mon 23 Apr 2018 11:42:00 No.4893413 Report

Quoted By:

>>4893401
drawback: you're still Canadian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lEb2HzQb Mon 23 Apr 2018 11:46:56 No.4893441 Report

Quoted By: >>4893952

>>4890641
The power of manipulate time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mb9fq4d6 Mon 23 Apr 2018 13:14:41 No.4893952 Report

Quoted By:

>>4893441
You become Adam Sandler in click

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QZgEN8l0 Mon 23 Apr 2018 13:48:52 No.4894152 Report

Quoted By: >>4894204

The one time ability to travel back in time to just before the Great Emu war.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ctjcsfa2 Mon 23 Apr 2018 13:58:12 No.4894204 Report

Quoted By:

>>4894152
You're stuck their forever and the internet is even worse

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hEUoMdmc Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:02:26 No.4894216 Report

Quoted By: >>4894225

The ability to create hurricanes by will.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KViJ2sIo Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:03:38 No.4894225 Report

Quoted By: >>4894231 >>4894237

>>4894216
they always spawn on top of you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dEID/tP2 Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:05:13 No.4894231 Report

Quoted By: >>4894239

>>4894225
So he's safe?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KViJ2sIo Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:05:27 No.4894234 Report

Quoted By: >>4894245 >>4894252

the ability to make blood flow into my penis before sex so it becomes longer and stiff

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hEUoMdmc Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:05:42 No.4894237 Report

Quoted By:

>>4894225
i'm fine with that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KViJ2sIo Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:06:08 No.4894239 Report

Quoted By: >>4894246

>>4894231
no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dEID/tP2 Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:06:55 No.4894245 Report

Quoted By:

>>4894234
Your penis is 2 inches long and 2 centimeters wide.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dEID/tP2 Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:07:16 No.4894246 Report

Quoted By: >>4894253

>>4894239
But if he's in the eye of the storm he's safe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u0nGFjaw Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:07:54 No.4894249 Report

Quoted By: >>4894255

the ability to pee on people lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hEUoMdmc Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:08:15 No.4894252 Report

Quoted By:

>>4894234
your heart beat rate will increase at every 5 seconds until you faint or die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KViJ2sIo Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:08:23 No.4894253 Report

Quoted By: >>4894259

>>4894246
it will move...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KViJ2sIo Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:08:49 No.4894255 Report

Quoted By:

>>4894249
you also pee on yourself and Donald Trump every time you do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dEID/tP2 Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:09:48 No.4894259 Report

Quoted By: >>4894264

>>4894253
He will move with it? Or is it too fast?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KViJ2sIo Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:10:47 No.4894264 Report

Quoted By: >>4894299

>>4894259
I think it's too fast dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hEUoMdmc Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:15:06 No.4894298 Report

Quoted By: >>4894323

The ability to set traps(I decide how it will be). People who get trapped will get incurable diseases. Example: I can set a trap for a 100$ banknote and drop it, the next person who picks it it will be affected.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dEID/tP2 Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:15:08 No.4894299 Report

Quoted By: >>4894925

>>4894264
Nah most hurricanes have a velocity of no more than 50 km/s approximately from what I gathered

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g5xljZrA Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:19:46 No.4894323 Report

Quoted By: >>4894354

>>4894298
The diseases also affect your family

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hEUoMdmc Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:26:20 No.4894354 Report

Quoted By: >>4894374

>>4894323
i'll be a lonely troller and make everyone's life miserable.

The ability to control someone's body only when you're sleeping. (You control them till you wake up)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:luy67EWI Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:30:28 No.4894374 Report

Quoted By:

>>4894354
They control you when you wake up. Eventually it will be like Twitch Plays Pokemon. My power is CHIM.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KViJ2sIo Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:57:21 No.4894925 Report

Quoted By:

>>4894299
shut up jew >:(

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