>>4895429It wasn't. I don't think he was trying to but I was wearing some uncomfortable ass jeans and my dick was snaking across the side of my pants, I went through a metal detector and it went off and he pat me down. As he went to my pocket he grabbed my dick to figure out if it was a fucking shank or something and then quickly moved to my pocket where the 2 euro I had on me had set it off. He proceeded to scream "money?" at me in a broken, shrill baguette voice and let me through. Interesting to think how easy it would've been to smuggle shit through there though, very lax security.
