I'm a professional fleshlight tester with a triple law degree. I graduated magna cum laude and was the top of my class in both fleshlight stuffing and law. I'm 6'3" and can OHP more than most of you DL. I get paid to stuff rubber pussy because I have an 8x8 inch cock and that's flaccid.
I drive a Lamborgini Murcielgao on weekdays. I pull in 7 figures a year and that's just from fleshlight pumping alone, I won't bother to include my other investments because I don't want to big note myself or blow my own trumpet BUT every day I literally have women stop me on the street and beg me to fuck them basically. Did I mention I'm only 26? Yeah, I'm only 26, self made man. I motivate myself. I don't need text on a image to make me go out and get what I want, lose it, then get it back on my own terms. I have an IQ of 156, probably higher considering when I took the last test I was balls deep in some Victoria's Secret model pussy and livestreaming it. I fuck and cum the way I live, fast and hard and without remorse or regret.
There is NO way I would touch this filthy, awful, cheap, disgusting, weak, female, saggy, used, dead eyes, roastie, flappy bitch whore slut in a million years. Unlike you virgin cum and piss drinking piece of shit betabitchfag onions losers I have standards. Standards that I hold myself and the women I choose to sink my cock inside of. I wouldn't touch this pig slut in a million years. I could call a random sluts number stored in my phone and I guarantee she would be universally hotter than the gross pug bitch OP is posting about. I stuff hotter fleshlights every day than that bitch.
Think about it.
