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>be brit
>be 15 years old
>send your 16 year old friend in to get some soda
>police come out of bushes
>"eyy you bloody wanker what a young bloke like you doin in front'v the store"
>friend comes out of store with £10 6 pack of coke
>fucking sugar tax
>police arrest friend for providing minors with drugs
>friend in jail cell
>police officer turns on tv
>"wheres yer tv licence you wanker"
>friend cant find it
>police officer makes him turn and face the wall
>officer pulls out his lunch
>pulls out butterknife
>gets swatted
>gets porn licence revoked
>doubleplusgood
>be 15 years old
>send your 16 year old friend in to get some soda
>police come out of bushes
>"eyy you bloody wanker what a young bloke like you doin in front'v the store"
>friend comes out of store with £10 6 pack of coke
>fucking sugar tax
>police arrest friend for providing minors with drugs
>friend in jail cell
>police officer turns on tv
>"wheres yer tv licence you wanker"
>friend cant find it
>police officer makes him turn and face the wall
>officer pulls out his lunch
>pulls out butterknife
>gets swatted
>gets porn licence revoked
>doubleplusgood
