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Annoyomus ID:p6zJbRiI Fri 27 Apr 2018 15:58:48 No.4928787 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4928799 >>4931700 >>4931792

>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

The ability to literally summon Christian Grey from Fifty Shades and become my boyfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X7tO4wPT Fri 27 Apr 2018 15:59:31 No.4928793 Report

Quoted By: >>4928822

you piss pure white sips

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Awy44ael Fri 27 Apr 2018 16:00:11 No.4928799 Report

Quoted By: >>4928822

>>4928787
But he wont have sex with you.

Flight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8aH+REv Fri 27 Apr 2018 16:03:08 No.4928822 Report

Quoted By: >>4928882

>>4928799
you can only achieve flight by spinning your penis like a propeller
>>4928793
the sips arent healthy to drink

i can walk on water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ljTmGm5M Fri 27 Apr 2018 16:12:29 No.4928882 Report

Quoted By: >>4929949

>>4928822
But there's always a band of angry Catholic priests following you in a rowboat scowling whenever you do it because you're mimicking Jesus
I can read minds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zM8SXYFW Fri 27 Apr 2018 17:35:27 No.4929949 Report

Quoted By: >>4930173

>>4928882
but you leave yourself open to the suggestions of your target

I can eat and digest anything

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JFdsiSnJ Fri 27 Apr 2018 18:05:15 No.4930173 Report

Quoted By: >>4931053

>>4929949
Everything tastes the same.

The ability to become a cute anime girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VX57HwEi Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:01:38 No.4931053 Report

Quoted By: >>4931087

>>4930173
No one will put up with your gay autism

The ability to pull infitnite amounts of money out of my pockets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0piaw+MV Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:05:44 No.4931087 Report

Quoted By: >>4931107

>>4931053
But it's all in 1 cents.

The ability of deleting anime posts.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ljTmGm5M Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:08:06 No.4931107 Report

Quoted By: >>4931118

>>4931087
But your entire family becomes weaboos
I have no chance of collisions while driving

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jxlONdYN Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:09:10 No.4931118 Report

Quoted By: >>4931135 >>4931153 >>4932626

>>4931107
but everyone around you collide into eachother

ability to shapeshift

ssp

ssp ID:aG+exVNH Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:10:36 No.4931126 Report

Quoted By: >>4931147 >>4931177

the ability to have sex with my cute wife chino

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Vb/zFUrL Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:11:08 No.4931135 Report

Quoted By: >>4931181

>>4931118
but your bones and intestines break when you do it

ability to know all the time when something is bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jxlONdYN Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:12:15 No.4931147 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931126
but IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JkWiBwf3 Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:12:49 No.4931153 Report

Quoted By: >>4934223

>>4931118
But everytime you shapeshift you shift into a random gender

I can change reality as I would dream

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qicfSIJz Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:15:32 No.4931177 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931126
she's turned into a slutty sheep forever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sHkDoZY6 Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:15:56 No.4931181 Report

Quoted By: >>4931220 >>4931228

>>4931135
but it only works on small dogs and lemures

the ability to rest an entire night in just an hour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qicfSIJz Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:20:01 No.4931220 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931181
You wake up with an incredible hangover every time you sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:smX6Ir8W Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:20:33 No.4931228 Report

Quoted By: >>4931254

>>4931181
but you experience locked-in syndrome every time you sleep
I piss coca cola

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qicfSIJz Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:20:41 No.4931229 Report

Quoted By: >>4931264 >>4931266

Every animal from a blue whale to a virus will seek me out and try and rape me for as long as they live.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WubQ34kC Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:23:16 No.4931254 Report

Quoted By: >>4934031

>>4931228
But its diet coke.

The ability to steal talents.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mLtk1JIt Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:24:46 No.4931264 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931229
But every animal has AIDS and or syphillus and you succumb to it and die. What's worse is they keep raping you cuz they're necrophiliacs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WubQ34kC Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:25:03 No.4931266 Report

Quoted By: >>4931280

>>4931229
>every animal from a blue whale to A VIRUS

Lost your school loincense ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qicfSIJz Fri 27 Apr 2018 19:26:55 No.4931280 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931266
pandoravirus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OvFRZ19y Fri 27 Apr 2018 20:20:06 No.4931698 Report

Quoted By: >>4934200

I can travel through space and time whenever i want by climbing into photographs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E6B5p+6r Fri 27 Apr 2018 20:20:28 No.4931700 Report

Quoted By: >>4931754

>>4928787
the power of chino

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zL/EaqOm Fri 27 Apr 2018 20:25:42 No.4931733 Report

Quoted By:

You can turn into any animal you want but once you do you forget you were ever a human and can't changed back.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zL/EaqOm Fri 27 Apr 2018 20:27:25 No.4931749 Report

Quoted By: >>4934269

You can walk on coke like Jesus could walk on water.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zbfoTCBP Fri 27 Apr 2018 20:28:03 No.4931754 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931700
only on wednesdays

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E/WhozwF Fri 27 Apr 2018 20:33:11 No.4931792 Report

Quoted By: >>4931799

>>4928787
Sexually pleasure any woman more than anyone else ever could

Tiny ugly peen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yj2DM78H Fri 27 Apr 2018 20:34:17 No.4931799 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931792
Which one is the superpower

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qicfSIJz Fri 27 Apr 2018 21:49:55 No.4932425 Report

Quoted By: >>4932490

Every mare in the universe becomes seventeen trillion cubic lightyears big and gravitates towards me ass first.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SxwA8nhr Fri 27 Apr 2018 21:57:09 No.4932490 Report

Quoted By: >>4934293

>>4932425
your life becomes shit (literally)

Can pull other realities into my own

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H3VaxVCC Fri 27 Apr 2018 21:58:20 No.4932505 Report

Quoted By: >>4932569

power: my wife chino is very cute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qicfSIJz Fri 27 Apr 2018 22:06:33 No.4932569 Report

Quoted By:

>>4932505
She has fourteen quadrillion times the mass of the entire universe combined. She'll crush you into a singularity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mOZ/1foT Fri 27 Apr 2018 22:13:55 No.4932626 Report

Quoted By: >>4932655 >>4934095

>>4931118
But only on the shitty "aliexpress" version of the target.

Insta-knowledge on demand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qicfSIJz Fri 27 Apr 2018 22:17:20 No.4932655 Report

Quoted By:

>>4932626
You have to watch a full length memory of your own conception every time you learn something new

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aZ29AHqQ Sat 28 Apr 2018 00:45:56 No.4934031 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931254
but you're so compassionate that people of all cultures think you're a messiah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pN62RpFk Sat 28 Apr 2018 00:54:04 No.4934095 Report

Quoted By: >>4934188

>>4932626
but you can never leave your moms basement

ability to magic any loaded gun you want out of thin air

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+uT4cPXt Sat 28 Apr 2018 00:56:13 No.4934122 Report

Quoted By: >>4934206

The power to turn any man no matter how hetero full gay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:o4qeVVkx Sat 28 Apr 2018 01:00:31 No.4934188 Report

Quoted By: >>4934336

>>4934095
The bullets are harmless and go through people.

The power to be with my waifu and have a nice life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aZ29AHqQ Sat 28 Apr 2018 01:02:10 No.4934200 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931698
but once you're on the other side a 5kg diarrhea instantly ruptures your anus, that's why the FBI caught you to fight desertification in USA

PD ID:jEEW3d2J Sat 28 Apr 2018 01:02:59 No.4934206 Report

Quoted By: >>4934362

>>4934122
They die instantly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aZ29AHqQ Sat 28 Apr 2018 01:04:48 No.4934223 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931153
but you have suppressed >>>/d/ tendencies and every new reality you make surprises you more and more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aZ29AHqQ Sat 28 Apr 2018 01:08:06 No.4934269 Report

Quoted By:

>>4931749
but you will be crucified for all our fats

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aZ29AHqQ Sat 28 Apr 2018 01:10:45 No.4934293 Report

Quoted By:

>>4932490
but your own reality is imaginary

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aZ29AHqQ Sat 28 Apr 2018 01:14:22 No.4934336 Report

Quoted By:

>>4934188
but only when in a lucid dream

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+uT4cPXt Sat 28 Apr 2018 01:15:56 No.4934362 Report

Quoted By:

>>4934206
So I have death touch? Awesome. At least if I hold hands with a girl I won't die a virgin.

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