Friend hooked me up with free avengers tickets (Press or something, so premiere) It was both eye opening and traumatic.

Things I saw

>packs of mouthbreathers around different alpha mouth breathers, usually the fatest and with the most toys
>every few minutes the ˢᵒʸᵇᵒʸ tribes clash, the alphas engage in battle over whose toys are worth more (often times leading to pretend fighting with superpowers) and trivia knowledge

>every time one of the characters we've seen 40 times appear, the theater GOES FUCKING WILD
>clapping, cheering
>I swear marvel must have the best behavioral scientists in the world, cause they clapped when MARVEL WANTED THEM TO CLAP
>see Captain America's barely lit, everyone knows it's him, but no one claps until we see him properly lit and when the music signals the sheep to clap

>quips quips quips quips
>I understand some snorts, some where funny, but that's not enough for a generation of mouth breathers is it?
>the slightest quip makes the crowd at an all black audience at the apollo during a chris rock special look quiet and respectful
>the cunt infront of my has this raspy and high pitched Ha-HAFF laugh that drives me crazy

>when thor goes godmode a girl (if you can call it a girl) literally does the nintendo basedboy thing.
>she fucking raises her arms to her face and shakes her tiny fists around ([pic related)
>highlight of the movie for me

>spoderman dies
>a guy, a man in his late twenties STARTS FUCKING WEEPING

>people sitting at the edge of their seats, literally, hunched over, hands covering mouth in total awe of the masterpiece of cinema they are lucky to see

>when black panther shows up, laughing guy (white) raises his fist in the air and shouts 'fuck yeah'

When I thought I couldn't cringe anymore, and I see a guy walk out of the movie with a Thanos gauntlet raised in the air, trailed by a cheering crowd

Fuck my life.

Movie was ok though.