>2018
>Doesn't have Alzheimer's

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can have Alzheimer's in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to have Alzheimer's every day, fucking peat-gavel