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Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 14:54:36 No.4939983 View View Reply Original Report

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Quantum physicist here to answer your questions about quantum physics.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jw+WxR43 Sat 28 Apr 2018 14:55:31 No.4939994 Report

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what is the etymology of 'quantum?'

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mwFehD1E Sat 28 Apr 2018 14:56:16 No.4940003 Report

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>>4939983
Can Quantum physics help me get a bigger dick? I'm only 7 inches and I want to kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZaYTPVQ8 Sat 28 Apr 2018 14:56:19 No.4940004 Report

Quoted By: >>4940036

why are things?

PD ID:b/RuzctT Sat 28 Apr 2018 14:56:44 No.4940010 Report

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>>4939983
Do quarks make up protons, neutrons, and electrons?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:00:41 No.4940036 Report

Quoted By: >>4940048 >>4940061

>>4940003
Yes
>>4940004
Super massive black holes become unstable and explode eventually. Resetting the galaxy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ub84erfL Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:01:12 No.4940039 Report

Quoted By: >>4940065

>>4939983
how do i get gf?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DkALB/Ni Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:01:54 No.4940046 Report

Quoted By: >>4940076

>>4939983
does dark matter wear a cape and fight a crusade against the oppression of gravity?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZaYTPVQ8 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:02:01 No.4940048 Report

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>>4940036
super massive black holes LIKE YOUR MUM LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8/W1gz3k Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:02:32 No.4940053 Report

Quoted By: >>4940058

>>4939983
can quantum physics gib me rare fleg?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:02:34 No.4940054 Report

Quoted By: >>4940136

>>4940010
Protons and neutrons yes. Electrons are made from leptons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8/W1gz3k Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:02:54 No.4940058 Report

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>>4940053
wow magical.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mwFehD1E Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:03:38 No.4940061 Report

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>>4940036
Now you have my interest anon. Tell me, I want to have one as big as black pornstars so I can finally get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:04:04 No.4940065 Report

Quoted By: >>4940079 >>4940136

>>4940039
Learn science, nothing gets a girl wetter than a long lecture.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4JIT3dyb Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:04:17 No.4940067 Report

Quoted By: >>4940087

How do you plan on beating china?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:05:51 No.4940076 Report

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>>4940046
Dark matter and energy are differences in vacuum energy and distortions in space-time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ub84erfL Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:06:09 No.4940079 Report

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>>4940065
but I'm already in science

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:08:14 No.4940087 Report

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>>4940067
Letting them collapse on their own.
Their economy is held together by economic manipulation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:09:13 No.4940098 Report

Quoted By: >>4940136 >>4940154 >>4940303

>>4940079
Let me guess something like biology or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mwFehD1E Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:09:51 No.4940136 Report

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>>4940087
>>4940098
>>4940076
>>4940065
>>4940054
TELL ME HOW TO GET DICK BIG I want to get laid so bad I'm going to fucking kill myself if I don't

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iwDPdAJ1 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:11:25 No.4940143 Report

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>>4939983
Can quantum physics help me with killing myself?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ub84erfL Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:12:32 No.4940154 Report

Quoted By: >>4940204

>>4940098
No, metalworking.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:13:08 No.4940159 Report

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>>4940061
You stick your dick in a particle accelerator, the ultra powerful magnets used in them are powerful enough to evenly stretch it out to it's maximum length.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iF7H5ued Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:13:55 No.4940163 Report

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>>4940143
I can do that if you're somewhere near Copenhagen

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:otIFVn8l Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:15:02 No.4940174 Report

Quoted By: >>4940549

Can you help me with this math problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:17:16 No.4940194 Report

Quoted By: >>4940210

>>4940143
Yeah it can prove life is pointless because we never can escape or solar system and eventually almost everything about humanity will be destroyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mwFehD1E Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:18:30 No.4940201 Report

Quoted By: >>4940218

>>4940159
Won't it fry my dick? I want to get it big, not black...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:18:48 No.4940204 Report

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>>4940154
That's almost as bad as geology. You got to go into something math heavy, not just naming and categorizing shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iwDPdAJ1 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:19:34 No.4940210 Report

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>>4940163
Assisted suicide is illegal though...
>>4940194
That might be worth looking into...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LG3hxkf0 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:21:52 No.4940218 Report

Quoted By: >>4940232

>>4940201
You don't stick in that far and there is a specially made pay for it. How do you think the large hadron collider got funded?
They only really built it to make their cocks bigger.

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Anonymous ID:iF7H5ued Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:21:56 No.4940219 Report

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>>4940210
Well i wouldn't want to break the law when i'm killing someone, so we better not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mwFehD1E Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:24:01 No.4940232 Report

Quoted By: >>4940271

>>4940218
Ok cool. It's just a 15 minute drive from where I live, so I'll go check real quick. Hope the thread stays up, gonna post the results

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02GvYMJa Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:30:27 No.4940271 Report

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>>4940232
We need a before pic to compare.
Also got to warn you it's expensive, like millions of dollars per half an inch

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+5N8GEyt Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:30:33 No.4940273 Report

Quoted By: >>4940293 >>4940310 >>4940363

>>4939983
Can I use quantum physics to escape our current universe and travel to a different dimension in which cute anime girls are real and want to be my gf?

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Anonymous ID:iwDPdAJ1 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:32:49 No.4940293 Report

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>>4940273
Everything besides the gf part is possible!

ssp

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ssp ID:wlABsVHX Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:33:55 No.4940303 Report

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>>4940098
Biotech fag here and also studying med. You think you are hot shit but pure math and physicsfags are just even more useless than simple bio.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02GvYMJa Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:34:56 No.4940310 Report

Quoted By: >>4940363

>>4940273
Maybe, but it's very doubtful infinite alternate universes exist. More likely there is only one universe with a limited number of dimensions dictated by the level of entropy available.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02GvYMJa Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:37:10 No.4940322 Report

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>>4940303
You won't be saying that when your PC is using a quantum processor.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+5N8GEyt Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:41:55 No.4940363 Report

Quoted By: >>4940375 >>4940392

>>4940273
Lies

>>4940310
At least there's a slight chance of success. So how do I travel to another dimension?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+5N8GEyt Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:43:34 No.4940375 Report

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>>4940363
>>4940293
Shit, my autism just altered spacetime at a quantum level and made me reply to the wrong post

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02GvYMJa Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:45:13 No.4940392 Report

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>>4940363
Not completely sure but black holes might be punctures between dimensions.

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Anonymous ID:vBGMhLy3 Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:46:30 No.4940399 Report

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>>4940322
You won't be saying that when your lungs are infected with a specific Mycobacterium and you lack of antibiotics.

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Anonymous ID:+5N8GEyt Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:49:28 No.4940423 Report

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>>4940392
I see... Then how to create a black hole at home?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02GvYMJa Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:51:49 No.4940442 Report

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>>4940399
Too bad it will be the chemists who actually do the hard work. You will just name and categorize the bacteria.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:otIFVn8l Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:52:01 No.4940444 Report

Quoted By: >>4940483

I heard some shit were scientist linked atoms that were far appart from each other.

Can't this be used to create a type of internet faster than anything we have right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02GvYMJa Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:55:07 No.4940460 Report

Quoted By: >>4940569

>>4940423
Focus enough lasers onto the smallest point. You got to get enough mass at the point to collapse itself into a black hole.
Next issue is one that size will require feeding it while the Hawking radiation pushes away everything that gets close.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GsCX9HTQ Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:57:46 No.4940479 Report

Quoted By: >>4940526

>>4939983
When I'm considering static hindrance in complex molecules, how does the probability fields of electrons change the model from the standard model we generally consider when looking at active sites? We look at the forces exhibited but not the "position" of electrons exhibiting those forces, are there any nuances once you include the quantum model?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02GvYMJa Sat 28 Apr 2018 15:58:43 No.4940483 Report

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>>4940444
Imagine syncing two pendulums to swing perfectly opposite each other.
You would be able to know what position the other is in by just observing one.

There is no information transferred, so no it won't. Quantum computers just use additional properties to calculate than just being on our off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02GvYMJa Sat 28 Apr 2018 16:05:14 No.4940526 Report

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>>4940479
Electrons don't have an exact position in the quantum model. So you can't look for their position just the most likely position.

I believe they do have an exact position but are influenced by background fluctuations in their quantum field.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fbJ4BfKm Sat 28 Apr 2018 16:09:53 No.4940549 Report

Quoted By: >>4940623

>>4940174
Divide 70,000/2 to get the population grown per year. Multiply that times 3, add the initial amount to that to get the final result.
Are you in middle school or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+5N8GEyt Sat 28 Apr 2018 16:13:59 No.4940569 Report

Quoted By: >>4940638

>>4940460
I don't have any lasers but will it work if I really concentrate in a point while thinking of an alternate dimension anime qt?

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Anonymous ID:otIFVn8l Sat 28 Apr 2018 16:22:28 No.4940623 Report

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>>4940549
That shit ain't workin senpai. Already tried it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/3j0DdZ9 Sat 28 Apr 2018 16:24:32 No.4940638 Report

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>>4940569
Nope

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