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> be American
> go to school
> get shot
> lack the education to call 911
> fingers are too fat to dial the number anyway
> get hungry while contemplating all this
> pull out your emergency burger
> blame the communists for your misfortune
> think about the moon landing one last time
> bleed out and die to death
> go to school
> get shot
> lack the education to call 911
> fingers are too fat to dial the number anyway
> get hungry while contemplating all this
> pull out your emergency burger
> blame the communists for your misfortune
> think about the moon landing one last time
> bleed out and die to death
