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ITT: Nous parlons Français

Pierre ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:27:36 No.4950460 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4950467 >>4950687 >>4950692 >>4950805

Bonjour mes amis.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gMU2s0Kw Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:28:41 No.4950467 Report

Quoted By: >>4954157

>>4950460
ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1T8EUkzC Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:29:33 No.4950471 Report

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wrong target

huhuhahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:32:25 No.4950484 Report

Quoted By: >>4950500

je vais manger ton cul

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vznt8LMS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:33:15 No.4950488 Report

Quoted By: >>4950494 >>4950508

How do I play this game?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:34:59 No.4950494 Report

Quoted By: >>4950501

>>4950488
tu as besoin parles francais

Pierre

Pierre ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:35:41 No.4950500 Report

Quoted By: >>4950502

>>4950484
Non Google Translate tu stupid nigger, c'est mal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vznt8LMS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:35:50 No.4950501 Report

Quoted By: >>4950506

>>4950494
omelette du fromage?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:36:25 No.4950502 Report

Quoted By: >>4950505

>>4950500
je n'ai pas google translate avec moi

Pierre

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Pierre ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:37:23 No.4950505 Report

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>>4950502
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:37:45 No.4950506 Report

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>>4950501
oui

Pierre

Pierre ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:37:50 No.4950508 Report

Quoted By: >>4950509

>>4950488
Tu parle Allemande

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:38:23 No.4950509 Report

Quoted By: >>4950519

>>4950508
non allemande est mal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KscHboDf Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:39:39 No.4950516 Report

Quoted By: >>4950521 >>4950602

Mon bite est grande

Pierre

Pierre ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:40:02 No.4950519 Report

Quoted By: >>4950524

>>4950509
Manger au mon chat

Pierre

Pierre ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:40:28 No.4950521 Report

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>>4950516
Non, moi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:40:50 No.4950524 Report

Quoted By: >>4950538

>>4950519
quoi

Pierre

Pierre ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:44:38 No.4950538 Report

Quoted By: >>4950544

>>4950524
Donnez-moi les relations sexualles maintenent

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:45:41 No.4950544 Report

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>>4950538
d'accord retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QeHpijzW Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:48:37 No.4950558 Report

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C'est objectivement le thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:49:02 No.4950560 Report

Quoted By: >>4950579

je vais mourir

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:49:33 No.4950563 Report

Quoted By: >>4950696

sorry i only speak arabic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:50:43 No.4950569 Report

Quoted By: >>4950581 >>4950592

did you know that "retard" in french mean "late"
sorry im late is désolé je suis en retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vznt8LMS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:51:31 No.4950574 Report

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paris baguette oui oui?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:52:07 No.4950579 Report

Quoted By: >>4950594

>>4950560
et aucune chose de valeur ne fut perdue ce jour là

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:52:13 No.4950581 Report

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>>4950569
je pense anglais "retard" a francais est "retard"

Pierre

Pierre ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:53:15 No.4950592 Report

Quoted By: >>4950612

>>4950569
Enchantée

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:53:26 No.4950594 Report

Quoted By: >>4950624

>>4950579
mon coeur

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:54:27 No.4950602 Report

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>>4950516
wel wel ya twindly finkly shidly giggly blady cant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:56:04 No.4950612 Report

Quoted By: >>4950625

>>4950592
moi de même, fils de pute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gMU2s0Kw Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:56:58 No.4950617 Report

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No hablo Espanol.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:57:43 No.4950624 Report

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>>4950594
be it as it may

Pierre

Pierre ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 12:57:44 No.4950625 Report

Quoted By: >>4950658

>>4950612
Manger mon cul, porc.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:06:57 No.4950658 Report

Quoted By: >>4950664 >>4950700 >>4950968

>>4950625
if you want to insult in french try to begin by "espèce de" and then add the insult
espèce de is the equivalent of the english "you" before an insult like in "you cunt" or "you asshole"
exemple
>espèce d'enculé
>espèce de pute
espèce de literally mean "species (of)" so it sort of qualify what come next and specify it's an insult

for more emphasis you can turn the "you" in a "you fucking..." by adding :
espèce de putain (de or d' depending if the insult begin with a vowels or a consonants)

exemple :
espèce de putain d'enculé
espèce de putain de fils de pute

just espèce de putain will work since putain literally mean whore so espèce de putain is a kind of "you fuck"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:08:23 No.4950664 Report

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>>4950658
merci, je vais utiliser ce

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wvw0TPji Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:16:48 No.4950687 Report

Quoted By: >>4950695 >>4950699

>>4950460
Oui, oui. Bonjour mon ami! Je m'appelle François, ma cherie. Baguette, roquefort, omelette. Vive la France!

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:qWRJl/Nv Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:17:51 No.4950692 Report

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>>4950460
Je suis attardé?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:18:25 No.4950695 Report

Quoted By: >>4950725

>>4950687
hmm je ne pense pas tu es francais

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:qWRJl/Nv Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:18:43 No.4950696 Report

Quoted By: >>4950711

>>4950563
based and redpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vznt8LMS Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:19:02 No.4950699 Report

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>>4950687
Je suis le triggered

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:19:19 No.4950700 Report

Quoted By: >>4950968

>>4950658
also let me provide you with a list a various generic french insult:

enculé
mean being passively fucked in the ass
the verb enculer is to fuck in the ass actively
>J'encule ta grand mère
>I assfuck your grandma

con (male/ un con, le con)
mean dumb (something or someone)
literally mean cunt but rarely employed to describe female genitalia outside of literature

chatte (female/ une chatte, la chatte)
(cat/pussy, female of chat/cat) is prefered
>la chatte de ta mère
>your mother's cunt

abruti
>dumbass/fool, even is fool is bouffon (male, un bouffon)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:20:39 No.4950711 Report

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>>4950696

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Anonymous ID:wvw0TPji Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:23:31 No.4950725 Report

Quoted By: >>4950730

>>4950695
Je ne suis pas Français mais j'ai étudié un peu de Français a l'ecòle. Mais je ne *remember most of it*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hX9C5EKS Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:24:15 No.4950730 Report

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>>4950725
ah, d'accord

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:31:12 No.4950768 Report

Quoted By: >>4950803 >>4950968

so for a full string of insult, you can try
>you are - you're
>really
>tu es - t'es
>vraiment
then
>a
>un or une (depend if the next word is m or f)
then
insult
then additional insult with "espèce de"

ex:
>t'es vraiment un bouffon espèce de fils de pute

you can also use "va" at the end for emphasis
va is go (like in go fuck yourself, conjugation of to go, the verb aller in french)

so
espèce de/d' (insult) va

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vznt8LMS Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:32:37 No.4950803 Report

Quoted By: >>4950830

>>4950768
Ok lemme try it:
tu es vraiment une con va
Did I do good?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8V+pwZo+ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:32:43 No.4950805 Report

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>>4950460
>op pic
why would you post something this disgusting

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:35:46 No.4950816 Report

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plural to insult a entire group of person

>allez tous vous faire enculer
>get fucked, all of you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:38:31 No.4950830 Report

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>>4950803
almost perfect, except con is male
>un con
also the contracted form (you're instead of you are) would probably work better for an insult since you are being familiar anyway
so
t'es vraiment un con

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmuDB4WaMKc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:42:06 No.4950840 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIEKmamU36E

you can also use "quel" (what a)
>what a dumb fuck
>quel con (f - quelle conne)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:43:49 No.4950844 Report

Quoted By: >>4950849

now a bit of french culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBi71i7zQ08

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:45:07 No.4950849 Report

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>>4950844
turn the english sub on

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:49:59 No.4950872 Report

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what i see from my window in paris

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 13:54:26 No.4950901 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaWsgBbFsA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:00:10 No.4950930 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOyU_OzRXnM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tmEZYsi6 Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:01:16 No.4950943 Report

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good morning, sun

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:02:30 No.4950950 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woGJLGz_GUM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:05:06 No.4950968 Report

Quoted By:

>>4950658
>>4950700
>>4950768
Nicest Frenchman I've ever encountered, than you Louis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:08:53 No.4950992 Report

Quoted By: >>4951001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4GJaE13gw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:10:51 No.4951001 Report

Quoted By: >>4951048

>>4950992
Why is there a black guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:20:41 No.4951048 Report

Quoted By: >>4951071

>>4951001
Les visiteurs is a 90s french comedy about two guys from the middle age who find themselves in the present because the magician forgot to add eggs in the spell recipe, one the first sequence is them encountering a black mailman and thinking it's a saracen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:24:35 No.4951071 Report

Quoted By: >>4951081 >>4951138

>>4951048
No I know, I'm asking why is there a black man in 1990s France? I thought France was a practical ethnostate up until the early 2000s

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vznt8LMS Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:26:25 No.4951081 Report

Quoted By: >>4951097

>>4951071
Actually no. Before the 1950s there weren't really any, but after WWII, the gov brought a bunch of blacks and arabs from the colony to fill in the gaps caused by the war and help with repairing the country. And once that was done, well...they just stayed. The same thing happened pretty much everywhere in Europe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:29:50 No.4951097 Report

Quoted By: >>4951114 >>4951493

>>4951081
But France capitulated quickly in WWII. I always thought the blitzkrieg ended France before extremely high casualties were caused? Did the blitzkrieg really kill THAT many people or was it more that you guys still hadn't recovered from WWI?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vznt8LMS Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:32:34 No.4951114 Report

Quoted By: >>4951122

>>4951097
US bombing in France caused around 300k casualties and destroyed most major cities. The devastation came in 44, not 1940

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:33:39 No.4951116 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv37KZUTD5s

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:35:17 No.4951122 Report

Quoted By: >>4951125

>>4951114
To think of all those french cuties who will never be my waifus, I'm sorry bb.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vznt8LMS Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:36:56 No.4951125 Report

Quoted By: >>4951143 >>4951542

>>4951122
You really want that unshaved tuna that much?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:40:44 No.4951138 Report

Quoted By: >>4951542

>>4951071
absolutly not, the amount of black people is pretty much the same since at least the 80s
people are often surprised to see that Paris is multicultural because they are undecated and think it's some kind of invasion but it's been like this for several decades, nothing new
we mostly have people from africa north (tunisia algeria marocco) and south (black africa) but we don't have many pajeet like in the uk or turks like in germany, also asians and al kind of shit, Paris have an entire asian district for example, well actually not an entire one, but a part of the 13

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:41:34 No.4951143 Report

Quoted By: >>4951513

>>4951125
French girls are my fetish, shaved or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:53:25 No.4951493 Report

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>>4951097
it's just cheap labor among other political inclusive bs like anywhere else in the western world, your question is like asking if you guys need all thoses mexicans because you didn't recover from the independance war or something
france is still mostly white except some areas inside major cities and their suburbs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 14:58:22 No.4951513 Report

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>>4951143
the unshaved is meme is just french bashing, never met or heard of a girl who didn't shaved
actually anglo girls are way more casual and masculine than french girls, a french girl would probably not go out dressed like the random girl you meet in the states wearing just a pant and an oversized hoodie or some kind of wallmart shirt
the average american girl look like our typical country side girl (no make up, wearing some casual sportswear because it's comfy etc)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 15:03:33 No.4951534 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgucKLb0fdk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EZIy+ipL Sun 29 Apr 2018 15:05:04 No.4951542 Report

Quoted By: >>4951550

>>4951125
>>4951138
Do either of you live in or near Amiens? When I lived there I dated a girl named Cécile Rodgers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 15:05:25 No.4951548 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rhtVj0gJMU

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yn62UXBJ Sun 29 Apr 2018 15:05:50 No.4951550 Report

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>>4951542
nope Paris

Anonymous

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKP7jQknGjs

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Anonymous ID:4jZuiyFK Sun 29 Apr 2018 17:11:41 No.4954105 Report

Quoted By: >>4954700

Le français est la meilleur langue, prouvez moi le contraire.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9gyy09Vo Sun 29 Apr 2018 17:17:30 No.4954157 Report

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(((>>4950467)))

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Anonymous ID:QeHpijzW Sun 29 Apr 2018 18:36:41 No.4954700 Report

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>>4954105
>esperanto
>japonais
>finlandais

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