Download an app called www.wechat.com for your mobile phone. Put a handsome photo of yourself (shaved and bathed). Wear a suit if possible. Try to dress in your best clothes. Use the people nearby function on the app. Set it to female. Then message the girls on there and ask them for Chinese lessons. Meet at starbucks. If you need more advice try www.sosuave.com

Otherwise do the same and go to the local business school where there are lots of Chinese friends for you to meet. Put a notice on the board asking for Chinese lessons.

Chinese friends are so cool to have. Sometimes you can even have sex with them. But I would put emphasis on friendship first of all. Always picture yourself as James Bond.