>Be me, filthy NEET
>have been using an old sock to wipe cum off my trouser snake after lengthy fapping sessions
>after I’m done I always throw the sock under my bed haphazardly
> Not even 10mins ago
>fapping to porn
>can feel that I am close to the point of no return
>reach down under my bed for my trusty crusty cum sock
>hand scrabbles everywhere looking for it
>must have thrown it further down
>poke head down to investigate where it is
>ITS NOT FUCKING THERE
>realise that mumsy must have found my cum sock
>ohgodwhy.mp4
>suddenly realise
>technically came on a milfs hand

As is customary, this will be my final post here - accompanied by the symbolic phrase ‘see you later virgins’. I have finally begun the long ascent to normiedom - and have one piece of advice for all of my brothers who have lost faith- you can make it out of here, always strive and yearn to be normal, eventually it will happen.
Goodbye, dear friends.