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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 15:57:37 No.4984348 View View Reply Original Report

>Anon! Heyy. Long time no see. Damn nice suit!
>I saw from your Facebook that you work on Wall Street now. How about we grab a drink once I get off shift?
>I know I rejected you as my prom date in High School to go with Chad but I realised that him, Mike, Brad and all those people were really immature - I can't believe I even dated them!
>I'm so ready to be with someone more level-headed and mature now

What do you say /pol/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 15:58:37 No.4984349 Report

Quoted By: >>4984354 >>4984394

>>4984348
>BEGONE THOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 15:58:58 No.4984350 Report

Quoted By: >>4984354

at worst at best merilon manrow text

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:00:05 No.4984351 Report

Quoted By: >>4984354

>>4984348
>What do you say /pol/?
Nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:00:08 No.4984352 Report

Quoted By: >>4984354 >>4984356 >>4984357 >>4984396

>>4984348
take her on a date, fuck her and then never talk to her again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:01:45 No.4984353 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
>Yeah sorry this happens everywhere I go so you’re gonna have to take a number and wait over there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:02:15 No.4984354 Report

Quoted By: >>4984365 >>4984371 >>4984374 >>4984392 >>4984407

>>4984349
>>4984350
>>4984351
>>4984352
Similar scenarios have actually happened to me irl. Girls that never were/never would have been interested in me in High School are now pretty game and I'm not sure how to react.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:04:45 No.4984355 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
>I'm ready
wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:04:45 No.4984356 Report

Quoted By: >>4984358

>>4984352
this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:05:25 No.4984357 Report

Quoted By: >>4984360

>>4984352
>girl pretends to swallow but later puts it inside her coochie (inb4 I'm a stupid virgin, this actually works)

congrats anon you are a dad now, where is the money

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:05:31 No.4984358 Report

Quoted By: >>4984389

>>4984356
Sounds pretty mean desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:06:42 No.4984359 Report

Quoted By: >>4984361

>>4984348
Wall street.. eat shit and die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:07:09 No.4984360 Report

Quoted By: >>4984362

>>4984357
>not inspecting your cum-slut’s mouth afterwards to make sure she swallowed
Pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:08:55 No.4984361 Report

Quoted By: >>4984369

>>4984359
Do you not like making money or something lol or are you just jealous you aren't as smart as the people in JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:10:12 No.4984362 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984360
This, also make her gargle vodka afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:10:27 No.4984363 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
Hit it and quit it. If she tries to hit you up again after that let her know she’s a whore and block her number

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:20:51 No.4984364 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
Bout time bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:21:31 No.4984365 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984354
Fuck them, you retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:23:11 No.4984366 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
>Damn you got old.
There, and I would never have to deal with this cunt ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:25:21 No.4984367 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
Can you make this coffee again with out the attitude? Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:27:00 No.4984368 Report

Quoted By: >>4984370

I had a bitch bail on prom about a week before it happened, pretty much destroyed all my self confidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:30:39 No.4984369 Report

Quoted By: >>4984372

>>4984361
Yes, Wall Street brokers are all brilliant, goyim! Please ignore all the times their firms need government assistance to survive, succeed by insider trading, or rely on third party produced algorithms. Now invest more in our low yield stocks where any short term gains are penalized via capital gains taxes which continue to tax you at this rate for several years, even if your dividends have gone down. In contrast, if you take a loss, your tax deduction only counts for one tax season. Keep investing, goy! Your big break is right around the corner!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:31:46 No.4984370 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984368
Damn dude that's brutal :/. Who did she go with in the end?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:32:22 No.4984371 Report

Quoted By: >>4984373

>>4984354
Fuck them for a while, wait for them to act like shallow stupid cunts, then break up with them. Make sure you tell them exactly why you're breaking up with them, don't just ghost them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:32:30 No.4984372 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984369
If you can't beat them join them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:33:01 No.4984373 Report

Quoted By: >>4984375

>>4984371
>Make sure you tell them exactly why you're breaking up with them

But that's sexist!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:34:37 No.4984374 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984354
>increased age has lowered their standards

Amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:35:07 No.4984375 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984373
Logically explain to them why it's not sexist. I know they probably won't understand that type of logic but do it anyways. Condescend to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:35:38 No.4984376 Report

Quoted By: >>4984379

>holding on to rejection from fucking high school
lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:36:09 No.4984377 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:40:02 No.4984378 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348

*woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:40:02 No.4984379 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984376
Lol, I got rejected from prom (or as we call it here, senior ball) by 2 girls and for some reason they hurt more than just a rejection in a club or a bar. Luckily I managed to get a date a week prior, but yea they stung pretty bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:42:32 No.4984380 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
Go away, you smell bad. And I have no job, let alone on Wall Street. Oh yeah, you smelled bad in high school too, filthy spic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:42:41 No.4984381 Report

Quoted By: >>4984383 >>4984385 >>4984387 >>4984403

>>4984348

>get laughed at and told flat out "No." when I asked a girl to prom (she claimed to her friends that she "let me down gently)
>10 years later, I'm a software developer making $80,000, with a benefits, a car, and a stock portfolio
>she's got a useless Psychology degree and according to people I know, has been out of work for a while
>mfw

Best bullet I ever dodged. In short, if she came back, I'd laugh in her face and tell her "No."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:44:03 No.4984382 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
roasty near the end of her shelf life trying to snag a beta male to provide for her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:44:56 No.4984383 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984381
>And according to people I know, has been out of work for a while

It's not wise to lord it over the unemployed - you never know when you'll join them. Especially in these uncertain times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:45:15 No.4984384 Report

Quoted By: >>4984393

>>4984348
That this a bait thread that has nothing to do with politics and it should be deleted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:46:02 No.4984385 Report

Quoted By: >>4984399

>>4984381
More roastie karma stories

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:46:14 No.4984386 Report

Quoted By:

This is so disgusting when it inevitably happens.

Some leathery skinned, sagging, too much makeup wearing creatura with dead eyes shambling over to you or stalking your Facebook in search of a husband despite treating you like an asexual chump back when she was actually hot.

I always stand them up at restaurants & movie theaters out of pure spite and then block their contact. Lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:49:29 No.4984387 Report

Quoted By: >>4984397

>>4984381
>get laughed at and told flat out "No."
>Best bullet I ever dodged
>dodged
Doesn't sound like you dodged anything. Sounds like you got fucking rejected. I bet you life your whole life like this. LOL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:56:41 No.4984388 Report

Quoted By:

You guys are so sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:58:36 No.4984389 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984358
>He's nice to girls
Oh wow, I bet you want to kiss them too faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:59:18 No.4984390 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348

Thanks for the offer but I am meeting my girlfriend later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 16:59:57 No.4984391 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
who are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:00:04 No.4984392 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984354
pump & dump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:00:36 No.4984393 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984384
Romania speaks truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:01:05 No.4984394 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984349
Fpbp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:02:53 No.4984395 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
Fuck off bitch Can't you see that I'm having a night out with my waifu?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:03:27 No.4984396 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984352
>loser mentality
If you don't have control over a basic instinct, then how are you going to have control to "never talk to her again", especially after the oxytocin and binding love hormones kick in from the sex.
You're a fool.
Either eschew it to begin with, a 15 minute dopamine high where you risk serious disease and pregnancy, for what?

If OP had a picture of heroin, this is what you would say:
>take it, inject it, and never use it again
See how foolish you are?

Game Loot Network

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Game Loot Network Wed 02 May 2018 17:08:05 No.4984397 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984387
>you life your whole life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:09:03 No.4984398 Report

Quoted By: >>4984404 >>4984406 >>4984408 >>4984409

>be me
>on a quest looking for the true purpose of life
>study the holy scriptures
>realize I need to learn hebrew to fully understand
>read the old testament and the talmud
>instant JQ redpill
>read all the books on the subject i can find
>meet qt girl, she likes me
>can't really get into it, feel overwhelming desire to stay up all night researching kikery and make plans
>girl won't give up on me, we still meet
>she move in with me
>i tell her everything i know
>she gets into it as well, we research together
>both highly redpilled, race, JQ, both high IQ
>researching and making plans together, it's awesome
>purpose found?
>notice gf getting more and more depressed, swallowing the pills getting harder for her
>she sees no future if we were to have children, getting nihilistic
>says western civilization is dying
>she tries to tell her family but they turn on her, call her a racist, major family issues and fights within her family
>try to back her up, her family won't talk to me
>she's getting more and more depressed
>she's starting to act weird, tired all the time
>one day I find her dead in our bed
>fentanyl spray + xanax + half a bottle of vodka
>alone again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:09:47 No.4984399 Report

Quoted By: >>4984404

>>4984385

>Ask roastie to prom
>Says yes, we go
>Have good time at dinner, get to dance
>Right after photos, and one dance she vanishes
>Dancing with some other dude
>Turns out she only used me to get to prom because this dude didn't ask her, but wanted to go with him still
>First girl I ever liked, best friend, way too innocent, heart shattered
>15 years later
>Roastie finds me on FB, probably saw my company and my trips, sees $$$, she married that dude but turns out he was a closet fag pounding little boys so she's divorced goods
>She asks to go to lunch sometime
>Perfect.jpg
>Sitting at table by myself
>Beef flaps arrives, starts chatting about old times, and had a giggle about that night
>She starts to get a little friendly, asks about my travels, dreams
>Unbeknownst to her, texted my wife to come to lunch to meet a friend, and right on cue she arrives and sits next to me
>Not listed as married on fb as wife doesn't use it, roastie is speechless seeing her paycheck disappear before her eyes
>Excuses herself to use the restroom, doesn't come back
>Laughinggirls.jpg

Wouldn't of been so bad bitch but you're a fucking cunt for never returning my copy of Donkey Kong Country 2, did this to yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:11:51 No.4984400 Report

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>>4984348
I’m becoming a successful older man. I just got my PhD (it sucked ass) and I am now a professor. Let me tell you the THOTS come out of the woodwork from all angles as soon as you reach your prime. These are women who never would have paid attention to me when I was younger. Its extremely fun to deny them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:14:27 No.4984401 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
>>I saw from your Facebook that you work on Wall Street now.

then you know that all i want to do is pay you 200$ to suck on your feet for a hour. no i dont want to date you stacy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:15:06 No.4984402 Report

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She finished the chad carosol in last place and is a roastie through and through. throw that used condom to the curve and find a bitch 3~8 years younger than her since you have the resources and power to do so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:17:16 No.4984403 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984381
I’m in IT. I usually just tell girl I’m unemployed, so she doesn’t lose interest immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:17:24 No.4984404 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984398
>>4984399
bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:18:37 No.4984405 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984348
I think you got the wrong person

t. welfare NEET

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:19:09 No.4984406 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984398
oh my swede bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:20:04 No.4984407 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984354
shoot the jizz and out you izz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:22:14 No.4984408 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984398

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 May 2018 17:24:31 No.4984409 Report

Quoted By:

>>4984398
Cool story bro.

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