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Anonymous ID:Qi5yrxdy Wed 02 May 2018 21:40:49 No.4987521 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>4987535 >>4987641 >>4987664 >>4989246 >>4989263 >>4989281 >>4989590

If the speed of light is 299,792,458 m/s, what is the speed of dark?

It's easy: Just leave your bike in the hood. The time it takes to get stolen is the speed of dark.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wuPftAlT Wed 02 May 2018 21:41:12 No.4987524 Report

Quoted By: >>4987623

how do germans tie their shoes?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L/8RBtfz Wed 02 May 2018 21:42:20 No.4987535 Report

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>>4987521
monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wSSljOqC Wed 02 May 2018 21:42:23 No.4987537 Report

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How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, since Brazil is a primitive jungle with no electricity and its population is just soccer-loving parrots and monkeys.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cCwWl9tr Wed 02 May 2018 21:44:25 No.4987556 Report

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hJ0b1U9JdJ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qi5yrxdy Wed 02 May 2018 21:51:07 No.4987623 Report

Quoted By: >>4987646

>>4987524
How?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qGV4AMij Wed 02 May 2018 21:54:09 No.4987641 Report

Quoted By: >>4987677

>>4987521
Why do Polish women marry to foreigners rather than Polish men?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wuPftAlT Wed 02 May 2018 21:55:16 No.4987646 Report

Quoted By: >>4987655 >>4989263

>>4987623
i don't remember.
how do germans tie their shoes?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qGV4AMij Wed 02 May 2018 21:56:32 No.4987655 Report

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>>4987646
Du rum tsssss

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U9gqDRfo Wed 02 May 2018 21:57:50 No.4987664 Report

Quoted By: >>4989605

>>4987521
Is this a joke in Brazil? Because holy fuck it doesn't translate to English very well

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qGV4AMij Wed 02 May 2018 21:58:56 No.4987677 Report

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>>4987641
Because someone keeps putting them in camps, and taking them to forests in Russia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xiy0h0r1 Thu 03 May 2018 00:45:57 No.4989246 Report

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>>4987521
bumpin good thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/RZCWuDc Thu 03 May 2018 00:48:26 No.4989263 Report

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>>4987646
they use natzis
>>4987521
What's faster than the speed of light
The speed of light with flames panted on it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7YQ6jBNT Thu 03 May 2018 00:50:41 No.4989281 Report

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>>4987521
>>>/pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CXPN1v5h Thu 03 May 2018 01:27:29 No.4989512 Report

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Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a cake?
The cake doesn't scream when goes on oven

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6fqfYR8T Thu 03 May 2018 01:40:52 No.4989574 Report

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>Jewish Teacher Fired from Quaker School for Making Nazi Joke
> “On Feb. 14,” The New York Times reported Sunday, “Ben Frisch, in his 34th year teaching at Friends Seminary, a private school in downtown Manhattan, was seeking to demonstrate an obtuse angle in an 11th grade math class.
>Straightening his arm and pointing it outward, he mimicked the Nazi salute and said, ‘Heil Hitler.’”

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Anonymous ID:5Te2zCRo Thu 03 May 2018 01:44:11 No.4989590 Report

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>>4987521
https://soundcloud.com/go-to-bed/atan-but-its-actually-emen-by-yung-lad-and-his-pal-kanye-west

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mWBBnTSE Thu 03 May 2018 01:46:35 No.4989605 Report

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>>4987664
Wtf yes it does

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