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Hello my swell sexy faggots. It is I, Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, and today I am going to /bant/. When I get to /bant/ there will be a long-ass fucking line of autists, animefags, namefags, avatarfags, people who wish they were cool enough to be /b/tards, noggers, long-nosed money-grubbing Jews and Canadians all waiting to get in. In what will seem like the amount of time from right now to the inevitable heat death of the universe, but I in fact will be a fraction of a picosecond, I will get extremely fucking bored of waiting in line so I will rape all of the males in the line in their tight heteroSECKSual assholes like hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
get ready to suck my cock glurg glurg glurg glurg glurg glurg glurg now get ready for my cum-cum in the bum-bum like soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag that was swell.
After I have raped all of the swell sexy males and by doing so, turning them gay, I will go into /bant/. I will look around and see nothing but stupid memes and Cirno threads. But I will not see any males to rape. So I will take all of the stupid memes and Cirnos and shove them up my ass as dildos like uagh uagh uagh uagh uagh uagh uagh uagh. Then an Australian and some random Kot poster will walk out of nowhere and the Australian will ask me what I am doing and I will say that I am shoving all of these bad posts up my ass as dildos. Then the Kot poster will say "go back to /b/ you sick pooftah" and the Australian will agree with him so I will show both of them the true definition of a sick fuck by raping them in their fat juicy asses like hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Now you can suck my sweaty poopy cummy mastodonic 300 mile long cock and 60 ton testicles like glurg glurg glurg glurg glurg glurg using those retarded "Okay, real talk" copypastas as dildos uagh uagh uagh uagh uagh uagh uagh uagh now I will cum everywhere like soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag that was swell.
