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Anonymous ID:iQNozeoU Tue 16 May 2017 02:37:52 No.500479 View View Reply Original Report

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science

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Anonymous ID:ybr2kzML Tue 16 May 2017 02:39:34 No.500513 Report

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SCIENCE

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Anonymous ID:loFecQqt Tue 16 May 2017 02:40:40 No.500538 Report

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>>500479

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Anonymous ID:pztegHZX Tue 16 May 2017 02:43:07 No.500604 Report

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"science":

* the new definition of a planet (according to which Pluto isn't a Planet)
* global warming
* 95% of psychiatry, 85% of psychology

Any more "science"?

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Anonymous ID:HtVfSHfC Tue 16 May 2017 02:43:19 No.500606 Report

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Simons

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Anonymous ID:7aBfHDg5 Tue 16 May 2017 02:48:54 No.500734 Report

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>>500479

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Anonymous ID:i0Hkys1G Tue 16 May 2017 02:52:01 No.500818 Report

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>what do you mean you don't worship out lord and savior science everyday from 8-11am?

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Anonymous ID:CDqFGmCk Tue 16 May 2017 03:01:03 No.501019 Report

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>>500479
>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding a Segway with periodic table decals plastered all over it
>crowd cheers and starts chanting BILL BILL BILL
>"Alright guys, we're gonna do some SCIENCE!"
>crowd erupts into a frenzy
>electronic dance music starts playing as Bill mixes two flasks of identical looking liquid and produces a blue solution
>the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this
>"As I mix these two compounds, I want to remind you that, just like this liquid flask I'm holding, race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!"
>chants of Black Lives Matter roar through the audience, whites are checking their privilege en masse
>suddenly a voice from the back of the audience says, "But I have data proving there's differences in IQ between the races!"
>the music stops
>the crowd turns immediately silent
>"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!"
>A lone white male stands up in the audience, with two charts showing intrinsic differences between the races
>"The facts speak for themselves! Blacks have lower IQ even when adopted by white parents!"
>deathly quiet tension in the air
>suddenly somebody starts chanting "Hate facts, hate facts, hate facts!"
>the crowd joins in
>they start encircling the white male, their chants getting louder
>a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege
>this is the signal for the crowd to rush the poor white man and tear him limb from limb
>as this happens, Bill Nye drops his pants and starts masturbating at the carnage, using the flask he was holding earlier as an anal pleasure tool
>the audience joins in and partakes in a massive orgy of semen and the white male's blood
>in the midst of this, an AfroAsian queerkin finds the papers used by the white male and burns them with his bong lighter
>crowd cheers at this spectacle
>Bill Nye shouts, "That's science!"
>roll credits

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Anonymous ID:eory4oc1 Tue 16 May 2017 03:05:54 No.501122 Report

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>>500479
We need to stop talking about this guy. It's too fucking depressing.

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