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Anonymous ID:TXm/HWNv Tue 16 May 2017 02:49:49 No.500757 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>500801 >>501593 >>504887 >>505009 >>505033 >>508072 >>508099

>be burger
>hourly craving for McDaniels happy mac begins to manifest
>slowly peek head out door
>*bullet whistles past one of my chins*
>"w-wow people are really flexing their rights t-today!"
>now i'm waddling
>waddling
>waddling
>waddling
>finally make it to McDaniels
>HNNNNNGGGG
>wake up in hospital
>"that will be $9999.99, sir"
>whew! glad I don't live in Canada!
>hospital parking lot
>*gets shot*

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Anonymous ID:1w9o75Fk Tue 16 May 2017 02:51:25 No.500801 Report

Quoted By: >>500930

>>500757
anime

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TXm/HWNv Tue 16 May 2017 02:57:18 No.500930 Report

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>>500801
anime not ok

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:SJCRh6cW Tue 16 May 2017 03:28:15 No.501593 Report

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>>500757
Cant argue with this, all happened to me in the past couple months, am eating mcdonalds right now
>Kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BQ87VIiN Tue 16 May 2017 03:32:10 No.501674 Report

Quoted By: >>502864 >>505185 >>508159

>be burgEr
>houRlY CRAViNG fOr McDaNielS hapPY MAc begINs tO mANIFest
>sLoWly peeK HeAd oUt DOOr
>*BulLEt wHISTles pAsT ONe oF my chINS*
>"W-WoW pEople Are REAllY fleXIng TheiR rIGHTs T-Today!"
>NOw i'm wADDlinG
>WADdLiNG
>WaddliNg
>wAdDLinG
>fiNalLy maKE iT TO MCDANiELs
>hnnnNngggg
>WAKe uP in HOSpiTAl
>"that WIlL BE $9999.99, sIr"
>WHEw! GlAd I dON'T LiVe in caNAda!
>hOSPItal pArKiNG lOT
>*gETS sHoT*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TXm/HWNv Tue 16 May 2017 04:40:35 No.502864 Report

Quoted By: >>504919 >>508026

>>501674
you sonofabitch I had a mouthfull of hot coffee xD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uWMFQrRk Tue 16 May 2017 06:26:01 No.504887 Report

Quoted By: >>505000

>>500757
>be canadian
>

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Anonymous ID:mfRA929F Tue 16 May 2017 06:28:13 No.504919 Report

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>>502864

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Anonymous ID:OIGGjH8Z Tue 16 May 2017 06:33:39 No.505000 Report

Quoted By: >>508091

>>504887
holy shit canadians btfo

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Anonymous ID:O7LeBy9G Tue 16 May 2017 06:35:00 No.505009 Report

Quoted By: >>505689

>>500757
>be me
>mommy asks what I want from mcdonalds
>write down what I want
>5 burritos,big mac large meal with coke,5 mcchickens
>half hour later have my food from mommy
>soda is so good
>it's all so good
>waddle to my room with the rest of the food
>snack and browse the chan
>it's 230am and I'm out of mcdonalds so I'm just drinking gatorade
>mfw

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Anonymous ID:qqumtxt4 Tue 16 May 2017 06:37:12 No.505033 Report

Quoted By: >>505085

>>500757
>be leaf

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Anonymous ID:O7LeBy9G Tue 16 May 2017 06:40:51 No.505085 Report

Quoted By: >>505122 >>505239

>>505033
>be such a fat burger
>you have to have a hamburglar

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VfQvtjsr Tue 16 May 2017 06:43:24 No.505122 Report

Quoted By:

>>505085
haha i lose, i loled.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OuXPF9pE Tue 16 May 2017 06:47:34 No.505185 Report

Quoted By:

>>501674
Found the leddit fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OIGGjH8Z Tue 16 May 2017 06:50:45 No.505239 Report

Quoted By:

>>505085
I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OIGGjH8Z Tue 16 May 2017 07:18:14 No.505689 Report

Quoted By:

>>505009
>be leaf
>not pay attention to ice skating
>bud tells me the games on tonight
>everywhere I go "game's on tonight bud"
>???
>decide to go to bed early
>*woken up*
>loud noises outside
>a crowd is gathered below my window
>"YOU'RE MISSING THE GAME BUD"
>slam window and try and get some rest

this happens all the time

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Anonymous ID:aoI4Zf1F Tue 16 May 2017 10:15:10 No.508026 Report

Quoted By:

>>502864
xD You know how those wagies are without their coffee xDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WXB851TG Tue 16 May 2017 10:19:41 No.508072 Report

Quoted By:

>>500757
>be leaf
>get anally raped by muslims
>IED goes off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cNLV2+CT Tue 16 May 2017 10:21:59 No.508091 Report

Quoted By:

>>505000
unchequed triplets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cNLV2+CT Tue 16 May 2017 10:22:57 No.508099 Report

Quoted By:

>>500757
Settle down guys. You're being knuckleheads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gt6xYSRY Tue 16 May 2017 10:23:45 No.508106 Report

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I think Canadians are actually very close and connected to their governments. So much so that they are actually impacted by the election of a prime minister.

Like, we got Trump for president and for the most part, nobody even notices. You could dive balls deep down the rabbit hole and he's still there.

Canada is different. They actually have to be energetic for somebody to care. I mean, name my one of your parliament members without smirking, because nobody other than you knows who in the fucking hell they are.

You syrup slurping, hockey sticking fuckfaces.

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Anonymous ID:+VmgsYlQ Tue 16 May 2017 10:29:41 No.508159 Report

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>>501674
kek

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Anonymous ID:pBW6fWXw Tue 16 May 2017 10:40:41 No.508238 Report

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>be 'murikan
>try to put on chest holster for my 1911
>feels the grease ooze out of my pores
>rub it to help more grease come out
>finally manage to put on chest holster 30 minutes later
>slowly slip in 1911 into said chest holster like muh dick going in my MLP fleshlight toy
>go outside in my mobility scooter
>shit myself on the way
>shrug and get comfy with shitty pants
>at least its warm
>tyrone bumps into my scooter
>I try to pull my gun out
>fingers slipping because my burger grease fat doesn't let me get a grip on my pistol
>get shot
>doctors say it was almost life threatening but all the coagulated fat made the .22lr actually free some of the fat
>Fox news and CNN report the shooting and how it saved my life
>all of the USA is pro-gun
>Realize this doesn't help my $99,999.99 bill
>I don't tip
>get shot again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+EcG9J1N Tue 16 May 2017 11:02:38 No.508372 Report

Quoted By: >>509505

>Be Amerifat
>die for Israel and the oil

B-but muh first world

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TXm/HWNv Tue 16 May 2017 12:41:24 No.509505 Report

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>>508372
anime?

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Anonymous ID:WMUzB2Vx Tue 16 May 2017 12:55:39 No.509702 Report

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>don't be a burger
>be ruled by dictator
>have no freedom

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