I saw it.

I truly saw it, I think I found Queen, no, the Matriarch of the Mutts. The original, the base, The International Prototype of Mutt. IPM. Some might think this didnt happen, or a shitpost, but let me break down this quick, but beautiful moment I was fortunate enough to capture.

>Sunset starting in Florida
>Going to the local gas station for some beer and jerky.
>A bit packed inside but make it out okay
>While I walk outside I am blasted by a symphony of music in another language.
>Its surprisingly such high quality I thought it was the black man with the nice car and him messing in the trunk
>Figured it was a high quality sound system in it.
>It wasnt him
>I thought it was the van of cubans in pumping gas
>It wasnt them
>Thought it was the gang of bikers at the air pump
>It wasnt them

Then I saw her, it, whatever it was as the van of cubans drove away and I could see it.

>450 tanned skinned behemoth
>On an extremely shiny pink 3 wheeler type contraption, im talking it was glistening. Spotless.
>In all seriousness I sitdown on the bench and watch
>She shuffles across the entire parking lot inside, walks past me
>Her face looked like if it was constructed by Salvador Dali
>Loud sounds coming from her mouth hole as she scoots past me
>I wait and watch
>She comes out with a Diet Coke
>Huffs it back to her pink 3 wheeled chariot
>Her fat is wider than it and hanging off
>I get in my car, I fell the moment is coming to an end.
>She pulls out but I manage right behind hide.
>As I slowly drive behind her to get home I see the most beautiful image
>Its just me and her on this normally busy and wide road.
>The sun is setting in her direction and all I can see is her silhouette
>Wanting to take a picture, it couldnt have been more perfect, something I could put in a Nat Geo magazine
>As I take a right I take one last glimpse at this goddess
>Brest Cancer Awareness sticker
I am not sure even the most artistic of the muttposters could do her justice in a drawing.