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Anonymous ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 03:20:46 No.501437 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>501613 >>501753 >>501840 >>502033 >>502062 >>502104 >>502273 >>502286 >>502443 >>502491 >>502506 >>502628 >>502637 >>503144 >>503231 >>504089

You know the drill

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 03:25:39 No.501536 Report

Quoted By: >>501631

rollan'

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ztAnF7fG Tue 16 May 2017 03:27:59 No.501586 Report

Quoted By: >>501594

Rollin'

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ztAnF7fG Tue 16 May 2017 03:28:21 No.501594 Report

Quoted By: >>501730

>>501586
Yarr, whar's the booty?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 03:29:14 No.501613 Report

Quoted By: >>501678

>>501437
rolly /pol/ly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 03:29:56 No.501631 Report

Quoted By:

>>501536
>gardener
am I least the sexy Latino gardener with a tight boipussi who has a fetish for well designed and trimmed pubic hair?

The peoples capital republic of Corbega

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The peoples capital republic of Corbega ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 03:31:48 No.501666 Report

Quoted By: >>501686 >>501714 >>501715 >>501720 >>501923 >>502104

Rolling, I sincerely hope this turns into a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 03:32:21 No.501678 Report

Quoted By:

>>501613
NO_ONE FUCKS, WITH THE WHITE MAGE!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 03:32:39 No.501686 Report

Quoted By: >>501720 >>501730

>>501666
Long live the king
May I trim your "hedges," sire?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QIeWmYI6 Tue 16 May 2017 03:34:14 No.501714 Report

Quoted By:

>>501666
Hail king

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 03:34:15 No.501715 Report

Quoted By: >>501816

>>501666
So is our kingdom the Kingdom of Corbega?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i++AXvXF Tue 16 May 2017 03:34:21 No.501717 Report

Quoted By: >>501748 >>501775

Rollin

The peoples capital republic of Corbega

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The peoples capital republic of Corbega ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 03:34:32 No.501720 Report

Quoted By: >>501775 >>501776

>>501666
OH SHIT

>>501686
Hm, yes, also while you are at it may you release some goats into the lawn? Unfortunately I seem

lacking

in servants.

NigNog The Pirate Lvl: 1 HP:70 MP:70

NigNog The Pirate Lvl: 1 HP:70 MP:70 ID:ztAnF7fG Tue 16 May 2017 03:35:08 No.501730 Report

Quoted By: >>501776 >>502779

>>501594
Sheeeeit, just noticed my ID is Orange. WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT.

>>501686
*smacks lips*
Yo gardener spic, gibs me yo WATERMELLONZ.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mONi8DD9 Tue 16 May 2017 03:35:17 No.501734 Report

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Fuck it roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i++AXvXF Tue 16 May 2017 03:35:51 No.501748 Report

Quoted By:

>>501717
Shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CGna/RXu Tue 16 May 2017 03:35:56 No.501753 Report

Quoted By:

>>501437
Rollin

The Aryan Mage

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The Aryan Mage ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 03:37:05 No.501775 Report

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>>501720
I'll be your court healer I guess?
>>501717
>Orc Aquamancer

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 03:37:07 No.501776 Report

Quoted By: >>501832

>>501720
I think these goats are autistic
>>501730
Ayo papi I don't know shit about fruit all I do is plant is flowers and trim pubic hair

The Aryan Mage

The Aryan Mage ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 03:38:50 No.501808 Report

Quoted By: >>501857

I sell my services as a healer to get coins. How much would I get based on my roll?

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 03:39:05 No.501816 Report

Quoted By: >>501884 >>501888

>>501715

MY FIRST DECREE AS KING SHALL BE THAT I ESTABLISH A GUARD OF ROYAL GUARDS, YOU SHALL SEEK OUT THOSE IN OTHER THREADS WHO MAY BE UP TO THE TASK. DIRECT FORTUNE SEEKERS HERE, FOR WE MUST BE EVER VIGILANT OF THE 404.

NigNog The Pirate Lvl: 1 HP:70 MP:70

NigNog The Pirate Lvl: 1 HP:70 MP:70 ID:ztAnF7fG Tue 16 May 2017 03:39:53 No.501832 Report

Quoted By:

>>501776
>Rolled a 0, stubs toe on flowerbed

*sucks air through teeth*
Sheeit nigga, you gay as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 03:40:17 No.501840 Report

Quoted By:

>>501437
Rullar

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 03:41:16 No.501857 Report

Quoted By: >>501894 >>501901

>>501808
Your services shall deduct 50 coins from injured persons, however you may only roll when someone becomes injured. otherwise you will hang for forgery.

That said, should you roll satisfactorily, i deem it so that your patients, willing or not, shall pay for services rendered by decree of the king, or also be hanged for ungratefulness.

NigNog The Pirate Lvl: 1 HP:70 MP:70

NigNog The Pirate Lvl: 1 HP:70 MP:70 ID:ztAnF7fG Tue 16 May 2017 03:42:26 No.501884 Report

Quoted By:

>>501816
*shucks and jives*
Yo, Kang, muh nigga, gibes me reparations n' sheeit. I WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 03:42:37 No.501888 Report

Quoted By: >>502085

>>501816
your royal guard must also be WELL groomed my liege

The Aryan Mage

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The Aryan Mage ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 03:42:59 No.501894 Report

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>>501857
I see. I have also started my recruitment efforts

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 03:43:31 No.501901 Report

Quoted By: >>502003

>>501857
Heil, kung. What shall I do for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 03:43:35 No.501905 Report

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Rollo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i++AXvXF Tue 16 May 2017 03:44:49 No.501923 Report

Quoted By:

>>501666
Rolling

Long live the king!

Paladin Leeroy

Paladin Leeroy ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 03:46:18 No.501953 Report

Quoted By: >>501965 >>501988

Which one of you young lads want to come polish my sword?

NigNog The Pirate Lvl: 1 HP:70 MP:70

NigNog The Pirate Lvl: 1 HP:70 MP:70 ID:ztAnF7fG Tue 16 May 2017 03:47:10 No.501965 Report

Quoted By: >>502043

>>501953
*dindu does nuffin*
Yo nigga, I'ma stealin that sword n' sheeit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fl7UPuNg Tue 16 May 2017 03:48:11 No.501986 Report

Quoted By:

yarr

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 03:48:25 No.501988 Report

Quoted By: >>502073

>>501953
bitch you call that a sword?
I've been penetrated by clubs sharper than weak ass bullshit

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 03:49:00 No.502003 Report

Quoted By: >>502090 >>502231

>>501901
Hello sir. As we worship the mighty simon in these parts, you shall try to root out those who would go against his light.

You shall randomly interrogate peasants and peasant tier classes for the horrid blebe worshippers. if you roll higher than they in truthfulness, they shall be hanged. every blebe worshipper hanged means 10 coins for you. otherwise you are deducted 5 coins to pay for repirations.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 03:50:05 No.502021 Report

Quoted By: >>502051

nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y/JPPWUC Tue 16 May 2017 03:50:20 No.502029 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling.
Please be good.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 03:50:27 No.502033 Report

Quoted By: >>502091

>>501437
roll

Paladin Leeroy

Paladin Leeroy ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 03:50:58 No.502043 Report

Quoted By: >>502064

>>501965
Stand back hooligan! Your nig skills are no match for a paladin of my girth!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 03:51:16 No.502051 Report

Quoted By: >>502069 >>502094

>>502021
hey whatchu boys wanna hear

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fl7UPuNg Tue 16 May 2017 03:52:08 No.502062 Report

Quoted By:

>>501437
I plunder a ship of gay people and get money

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 100GP

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 100GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 03:52:17 No.502064 Report

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>>502043
>I stand on the sidelines ready to heal if a fight breaks out

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 03:52:37 No.502069 Report

Quoted By: >>502127

>>502051
Hey nobleman bb I could spruce up your garden for 20 gold

Paladin Leeroy

Paladin Leeroy ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 03:52:46 No.502073 Report

Quoted By:

>>501988
Go plant some potatoes or something you peasant>

>502003
Hail King!
I am at your service

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fl7UPuNg Tue 16 May 2017 03:53:45 No.502085 Report

Quoted By: >>502101 >>502108

>>501888
my prince

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 03:53:59 No.502090 Report

Quoted By:

>>502003
Simon's light above you, O king. May you exercise His will through your rightful rule for a thousand years.

SuperAids the Enchanter

SuperAids the Enchanter ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 03:54:03 No.502091 Report

Quoted By: >>502100

>>502033
oh yeah, enchanter.

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 03:54:17 No.502094 Report

Quoted By: >>502113

>>502051
Ah, finally some entertainment.

You shall gain 5 coins for every aesthetic song you post in here, however you must not sperg out and post a song more than once every 15 posts, otherwise you will be roped.

the tier of the song is based on roll.

find songs, flute man.

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 100GP

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 100GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 03:54:47 No.502100 Report

Quoted By: >>502145

>>502091
Make me a wand of improved healing. I'll pay you gold!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fl7UPuNg Tue 16 May 2017 03:54:47 No.502101 Report

Quoted By: >>502105

>>502085
I am the archduke pirate elf

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

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Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 03:55:01 No.502103 Report

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Forgot to update my stats

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 03:55:05 No.502104 Report

Quoted By: >>502191

>>501437
>cobbler
Fucking why
>>501666
Long live the King!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fl7UPuNg Tue 16 May 2017 03:55:06 No.502105 Report

Quoted By: >>502110

>>502101
I am archduke

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 03:55:07 No.502108 Report

Quoted By: >>502165

>>502085
Lumberjack bae you blind, I may be fabulous as fuck, but I am just a humble gardener

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fl7UPuNg Tue 16 May 2017 03:55:23 No.502110 Report

Quoted By:

>>502105
for I am archduke, I am lord

DJ Bard the Niggest

DJ Bard the Niggest ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 03:55:39 No.502113 Report

Quoted By: >>502139 >>502140

>>502094
gotchu senpai
here some yeezus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnedDvXYr8A

DJ Bard the Niggest

DJ Bard the Niggest ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 03:56:32 No.502127 Report

Quoted By: >>502189

>>502069
i seem to be lacking in funds at the moment. perhaps i could repay you in some other way...?

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 100GP

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 100GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 03:57:10 No.502139 Report

Quoted By: >>502153 >>502203

>>502113
I smack you on the head with my stick for offending my ears. Rollin' for the hit

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 03:57:15 No.502140 Report

Quoted By: >>502154

>>502113
Eh. you can only provide filler.

just do not roll a O and you will be fine i guess.

SuperAids the Enchanter

SuperAids the Enchanter ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 03:57:37 No.502145 Report

Quoted By: >>502153

>>502100
for 30 gold I shall enchant for thee the staff "Aid's dick" an enchanted wand with +10 healing

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 70GP

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The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 70GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 03:58:10 No.502153 Report

Quoted By: >>502194 >>502203 >>502301

>>502139
And that's with a stick! How much is that?
>>502145
Deal!

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 03:58:14 No.502154 Report

Quoted By:

>>502140
What is my duty o great King?

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 03:59:05 No.502165 Report

Quoted By: >>502197 >>502209 >>502231

>>502108
You, gardener. I have heard rumor of anti-Simonic and superstitious practices in your area. You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you?
Rolling to inquisition the gardener.

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:00:10 No.502189 Report

Quoted By: >>502230

>>502127
Oh i get it, "you're not like other noblemen"
"I'll return the favor"
"I'm down with the escrachado!"
Fuck with that sweet talk boy

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:00:12 No.502191 Report

Quoted By: >>502256

>>502104
Hm. You will have to do.

I would like you to build me a castle over time. should be no problem, right?

roll 8 times. should you not fail more than 4 times, I will deem you well and you shall be granted 100 coins.

SuperAids the Enchanter

SuperAids the Enchanter ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:00:19 No.502194 Report

Quoted By:

>>502153
deal indeed good Aryan mage. and thus let it been known throughout the land, that no word be as truthful and sooth as the promise of SuperAids.

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:00:27 No.502197 Report

Quoted By: >>502224 >>502267

>>502165
Shall I go cleanse this realm of this anti-Simonic filth?

DJ Bard the Niggest

DJ Bard the Niggest ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 04:00:49 No.502203 Report

Quoted By: >>502229

>>502139
>>502153
low tier bitch fuck out here
rolling for retaliation

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:01:04 No.502209 Report

Quoted By: >>502259 >>502290

>>502165
All I hear is the sweet music of Yeezus
but I have heard that the pirates collude with anti-Simonic sympathizers...

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:01:50 No.502224 Report

Quoted By:

>>502197
Ah, perfect.

while clergy is useful in rooting out those with ill will, i would like you to work with him to dispatch these mongrels.

you shall earn whatever they had when you, of course, dispatch them after sinners are found.

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 70GP

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 70GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:02:19 No.502229 Report

Quoted By: >>502260

>>502203
I heal your hurt pride (and your injuries) for being such a weakling. That'll be 50 gold

DJ Bard the Niggest

DJ Bard the Niggest ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 04:02:32 No.502230 Report

Quoted By:

>>502189
there's no need to be coy lad

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:02:32 No.502231 Report

Quoted By: >>502258 >>502259

>>502003
>>502165
Sire, I have found evidence suggesting that the Gardener harbours anti-Simonic sentiments and perhaps even takes part in Blepe's diabolical sacraments. Is he to be hanged, my lord?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JJUVgQFd Tue 16 May 2017 04:03:10 No.502240 Report

Quoted By:

rollin'

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:04:12 No.502256 Report

Quoted By:

>>502191
Actually my job is to clean shoes my king, but I will do as you say!
Roll 1

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:04:22 No.502258 Report

Quoted By:

>>502231
Ah, he has already commented on these rumors. He seems to harbor absolutely no teaching of blepe.

However, as he said, you shall deal with these pirates, if the gardeners word is true, we may have a cult on our hands...

take the paladin with you.

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:04:28 No.502259 Report

Quoted By: >>502289 >>502290 >>502306 >>502338

>>502231
The King has assigned me to aid you in the cleansing of the heretic filth.

I shall see to it that the Gardener is dealt with immediately.

Rolling to hit >>502209
the Gardener

DJ Bard the Niggest

DJ Bard the Niggest ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 04:04:28 No.502260 Report

Quoted By: >>502282 >>502292

>>502229
come take it cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FcDXL5Aw0o

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:04:43 No.502267 Report

Quoted By: >>502289

>>502197
It is up to our Lord, oh valiant defender of our faith.

L. Wyatt

L. Wyatt ID:dA+bBMYx Tue 16 May 2017 04:05:01 No.502273 Report

Quoted By:

>>501437
Alright

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:05:24 No.502282 Report

Quoted By:

>>502260
Your music and your punches are nothing to me! I punch you in the face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wYUquZ05 Tue 16 May 2017 04:05:29 No.502286 Report

Quoted By:

>>501437
rollerinoe

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:05:50 No.502289 Report

Quoted By:

>>502267
It seems that I have been too quick to draw my sword.>>502259
Could I null this roll?

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:05:51 No.502290 Report

Quoted By:

>>502259
No sir, not yet!>>502209

DJ Bard the Niggest

DJ Bard the Niggest ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 04:05:54 No.502292 Report

Quoted By: >>502303 >>502319

>>502260
>actually rolled a 0
WEW

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 65 MP)

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 65 MP) ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:06:01 No.502295 Report

Quoted By: >>502313 >>502815

the great enchanter SuperAids spends 5 mana to enchant a tattered cloth with the might of the gods of fire!

The cock cobbler

The cock cobbler ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:06:39 No.502301 Report

Quoted By: >>502335

>>502153
Normal damage rolls have you use your last number as damage points unless it's 0, if you roll for special actions (like hitting 2 enemies at once) only 5 and
above count as successful though
Also, second castle roll

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 70GP

The Aryan Mage L1 70HP 70MP 70GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:06:42 No.502303 Report

Quoted By: >>502323

>>502292
Groin kick!

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:06:52 No.502306 Report

Quoted By: >>502357

>>502259
Oh valiant Paladin, we have been charged with rooting out the pirates that take part in Blepe's sacrament and give their souls to him. Let us allow the Gardener to live in the name of our Great Simon.

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 65 MP)

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 65 MP) ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:07:13 No.502313 Report

Quoted By: >>502815

>>502295
the cloth is for sale for all wishing to command fire. but be warned, tis good for only 5 uses.

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:07:31 No.502319 Report

Quoted By: >>502346 >>502385

>>502292
W... what in the unholy name of blepe is this offence you have presented to my ears?

I have heard quite enough of this!

PALADIN, DISPATCH OF THIS FOOL ATOINCE!

DJ Bard the Niggest

DJ Bard the Niggest ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 04:07:41 No.502323 Report

Quoted By:

>>502303
weak
i use nigger rap magic to inflict damage

The cock cobbler

The cock cobbler ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:08:23 No.502335 Report

Quoted By:

>>502301
Fuck, roll again

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 40 hp 70 mp 100 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 40 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:08:35 No.502338 Report

Quoted By:

>>502259
*critical hit*
Ahhhh! my face! my beautiful face!

The Aryan Mage L1 67HP 70MP 70GP

The Aryan Mage L1 67HP 70MP 70GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:08:59 No.502346 Report

Quoted By: >>502358 >>502369 >>502374

>>502319
I laugh at the fact your failures! And punch you on the carotid artery

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:09:44 No.502357 Report

Quoted By: >>502393

>>502306
Time to dispatch some pirates then

Earlier I happened upon a ruffian who calls himself "NigNog", who is a nigger. Let us hunt him down!

The Aryan Mage L1 64HP 70MP 70GP

The Aryan Mage L1 64HP 70MP 70GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:09:49 No.502358 Report

Quoted By: >>502385

>>502346
oops

DJ Bard the Niggest

DJ Bard the Niggest ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 04:10:29 No.502369 Report

Quoted By: >>502413

>>502346
hha nigger now you fucked up

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:10:47 No.502374 Report

Quoted By: >>502411 >>502413 >>502458

>>502346
You fool, I AM THE KING!

GUARDS, SHANK ME A BITCH AT ONCE!

(you should be aware that kings can curb stomp black names instantly, you know...)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:11:16 No.502385 Report

Quoted By: >>502434

>>502319
At once your Highness

>>502358
I charge at you with my sword in hand

Rolling for damage

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:11:39 No.502393 Report

Quoted By:

>>502357
Aye, Simon wills it.
Rolling to uncover the hiding place of the NigNog pirate who has strayed too far from the light.

The cock cobbler

The cock cobbler ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:12:39 No.502403 Report

Quoted By: >>502441

Fourth roll, 2 were successful so far

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 65 MP)

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 65 MP) ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:13:20 No.502411 Report

Quoted By: >>502440

>>502374
I humbly approach the king in the midst of his most important business to inquire if his majesty might be interested in having me enchant something for him?

The Aryan Mage L1 50HP 70MP 70GP

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The Aryan Mage L1 50HP 70MP 70GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:13:29 No.502413 Report

Quoted By: >>502431 >>502470

>>502369
I heal myself while punching you in the face
>>502374
I replyed to the wrong person!!!

DJ Bard the Niggest

DJ Bard the Niggest ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 04:14:54 No.502431 Report

Quoted By: >>502453

>>502413
i use nigger magic to teleport behind you and pull my gat on your ass

The Aryan Mage L1 60HP 70MP 70GP

The Aryan Mage L1 60HP 70MP 70GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:14:57 No.502434 Report

Quoted By: >>502498

>>502385
I submit to your attacks and do not defend myself

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:15:13 No.502440 Report

Quoted By: >>502469 >>502473

>>502411
Hmm...

yes, I would be interrested in your services...

perhaps you can procure me some form of cane, which does something along the lines of blowing shit up or cleanings foes in fire?

The cock cobbler

The cock cobbler ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:15:14 No.502441 Report

Quoted By: >>502465

>>502403
Fifth
Please roll gods, I don't want to get executed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:15:23 No.502443 Report

Quoted By: >>502456 >>502466

>>501437
Rolling

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 40 hp 70 mp 50 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 40 hp 70 mp 50 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:15:30 No.502447 Report

Quoted By: >>502497

*spends 50 gp on plastic surgery since Paladin "beat up beaners" Leeroy is a racist dickhead*

The Aryan Mage L2 59HP 80MP 70GP

The Aryan Mage L2 59HP 80MP 70GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:15:57 No.502453 Report

Quoted By:

>>502431
I cut your achilles tendon

Brother Samuel

Brother Samuel ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:16:16 No.502456 Report

Quoted By: >>502524

>>502443
It seems I was off by one. Oh well, 'tis the will of God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7iyWb6Nx Tue 16 May 2017 04:16:27 No.502458 Report

Quoted By: >>502521

>>502374
rolling for your highness

I can tell jokes, drink, and fight

The cock cobbler

The cock cobbler ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:16:52 No.502465 Report

Quoted By: >>502485

>>502441
Fugggg
Sixth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIHsFBu5 Tue 16 May 2017 04:16:54 No.502466 Report

Quoted By:

>>502443
The difference between a prince and priest...

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 60 MP)

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 60 MP) ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:17:03 No.502469 Report

Quoted By: >>502497

>>502440
ah, a staff of explosions. a trifling matter for an enchanter of my stature. behold I shall enchant this mossy stick with the power of combustion!

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:17:05 No.502470 Report

Quoted By: >>502494 >>502498

>>502413
Oh... perhaps i could have given you more time..

PALADIN, i leave this decision up to you, mistakes can not be forgiven, however hasty decisions may not be either. you may decide the fate of this man.

mercy is a virtue of the richeous.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eO9dm8yq Tue 16 May 2017 04:17:10 No.502472 Report

Quoted By:

Let's see what I get.

The Aryan Mage L2 59HP 80MP 70GP

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The Aryan Mage L2 59HP 80MP 70GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:17:13 No.502473 Report

Quoted By: >>502507

>>502440
I submit to the authorities for accidentally striking the king!

Brother Samuel

Brother Samuel ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:17:32 No.502479 Report

Quoted By:

>rolling to pray to God for tranquility

The cock cobbler

The cock cobbler ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:17:46 No.502485 Report

Quoted By:

>>502465
yes
Come on, 1 successful roll baby
Seventh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WTy0mNqu Tue 16 May 2017 04:18:07 No.502491 Report

Quoted By:

>>501437
I am at your service. Roll.

???

??? ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:18:38 No.502494 Report

Quoted By: >>502541 >>502556

>>502470
I decide my own fate and slit my throat as punishment. Re-rollin

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 3/10}

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SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 3/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:18:55 No.502497 Report

Quoted By: >>502531 >>502550

>>502469
>>502447
for you my king.

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:18:59 No.502498 Report

Quoted By: >>502539

>>502470
I shall punish him, but grant him mercy. Should he ever lay a finger on you again he will feel the wrath of my sword.

>>502434
I slam you onto the ground and smack you like a little bitch

Do not harm the King again you fool!

I see that you are fighting with the court nigger-DJ
What seems to be the problem between you two?

The cock cobbler

The cock cobbler ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:19:02 No.502500 Report

Quoted By: >>502532

Eighth and last roll

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:19:13 No.502506 Report

Quoted By: >>502560

>>501437
I wanna be the concubine and ERP with people

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:19:24 No.502507 Report

Quoted By: >>502532 >>502534 >>502539

>>502473
You are submitted. you shall be removed of your valubles for offence, however a mistake is a mistake.

go on before i change my mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7iyWb6Nx Tue 16 May 2017 04:20:20 No.502521 Report

Quoted By:

>>502458
I can be a loyal town guard curbs stomping any peasant niggers that get uppity to your highness

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:20:22 No.502524 Report

Quoted By: >>502619

>>502456
Greetings, brother, into the hallowed faith of our Lord Simon. We are tasked with rooting out the worshippers of the blasphemous one, Blepe, unless our wise ruler is inspired by the divine will of Simon to appoint you to some new position.

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 50 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 50 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:20:40 No.502531 Report

Quoted By: >>502551

>>502497
>7
ayyyyyyyyy how I look amigos?

The cock cobbler 65 HP

The cock cobbler 65 HP ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:20:44 No.502532 Report

Quoted By:

>>502500
A brick fell on my foot, -5 HP
>>502507
My king, your castle is finished (4 out of 8 successful rolls), it may not be the best, but it still is impressive

DJ Bard the Niggest

DJ Bard the Niggest ID:hbHoys6Y Tue 16 May 2017 04:20:50 No.502534 Report

Quoted By:

>>502507
he called you a faggot behind your back too, don't go so easy on him

Canry The Squire L1 70HP 70MP 100GP

Canry The Squire L1 70HP 70MP 100GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:21:01 No.502539 Report

Quoted By: >>502562

>>502507
Your words come too late, as the only one who can save the healer is himself!
>>502498
This humble squire requests your apprenticeship!

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:21:07 No.502541 Report

Quoted By:

>>502494
Rip Aryan Mage

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:21:59 No.502550 Report

Quoted By: >>502566 >>502677

>>502497
AH, such prestine quality!

I will be sure to use it at... the earliest opportunity...

200 schillings for services rendered!

now begone hag.

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 3/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [120gold] (70HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 3/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:22:04 No.502551 Report

Quoted By: >>502568

>>502531
doth thou insult me petty gardener?!

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Monk

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Brother Samuel, Dwarf Monk ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:22:14 No.502555 Report

Quoted By: >>502619 >>502677 >>502744

>rolling to decorate an illuminated manuscript

The cock cobbler 65 HP

The cock cobbler 65 HP ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:22:17 No.502556 Report

Quoted By: >>502576

>>502494
>4
You failed to kill yourself haha holy shit

Constant Screaming the Black Knight

Constant Screaming the Black Knight ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:22:28 No.502560 Report

Quoted By:

>>502506
I guess I'm a knight

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:22:38 No.502562 Report

Quoted By: >>502572 >>502576 >>502590

>>502539
Aah yes you shall be helpful in my quest to cleanse the evils from the Kingdom.

I accept your aid oh humble squire

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 3/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 3/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:23:05 No.502566 Report

Quoted By:

>>502550
a thousands gratitudes in this life and the next my king.

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 50 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 50 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:23:23 No.502568 Report

Quoted By: >>502620

>>502551
*bluff roll*
N-no way José, I look great!

Constant Screaming the Black Knight

Constant Screaming the Black Knight ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:23:49 No.502572 Report

Quoted By: >>502612

>>502562
I stab this man with my big black blade

Canry The Squire L1 70HP 70MP 100GP

Canry The Squire L1 70HP 70MP 100GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:23:54 No.502576 Report

Quoted By: >>502612

>>502556
Pretty sure that would be an auto-success, being as the onlt one who could save my from my failure is myself
>>502562
I shall follow you into battle and serve Lord Simon!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Eg0gC1eD Tue 16 May 2017 04:23:55 No.502577 Report

Quoted By: >>502601

I would like to join the Kingdom. Roll

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:24:21 No.502590 Report

Quoted By:

>>502562
Oh valiant defender of the faith, I requested the aid of sacred Simon in finding the hiding place of the pirate NigNog, but alas, I was too cloudy to interpret his instructions. What shall we do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S/iD5zTR Tue 16 May 2017 04:24:58 No.502599 Report

Quoted By: >>502617

Wonder what life in this kingdom shall bring me. Rolling!

Constant Screaming the Black Knight

Constant Screaming the Black Knight ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:25:05 No.502601 Report

Quoted By: >>502614 >>502649

>>502577
I stab the duke with my big black blade

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 100 gp ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:25:34 No.502612 Report

Quoted By:

>>502572
Tis but a scratch!
>>502576
Squire! Aid me in fending off this evil Black Knight,

Roll to Smack the black knight

Constant Screaming the Black Knight

Constant Screaming the Black Knight ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:25:40 No.502614 Report

Quoted By: >>502631

>>502601
I self-immolate inside my armor and die painfully

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 ID:S/iD5zTR Tue 16 May 2017 04:25:49 No.502617 Report

Quoted By: >>502673

>>502599
HAHA! The hero you have been waiting for has finally arrived! What heroic deeds shall you have me do, my King?

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Monk [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP]

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Monk [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:25:53 No.502619 Report

Quoted By: >>502682

>>502524
I shall be on guard for the heretics, brother. May Simon bless you.

>>502555
Truly, this work does honor to our lord.

>1 magnificent illuminated manuscript

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 3/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 3/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:25:53 No.502620 Report

Quoted By: >>502644

>>502568
never the less. I'll not be insulted by peasantry such as you. it is below my rank to put up with such. I demand 10 gold as payment for your transgressions!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YhT9Npoa Tue 16 May 2017 04:26:27 No.502628 Report

Quoted By:

>>501437
roll

Constant Screaming the Black Knight

Constant Screaming the Black Knight ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:26:31 No.502631 Report

Quoted By: >>502640 >>502642 >>502643 >>502651 >>502661

>>502614
Shiet I can't fight I can't even light a fire

I sit down and think about my life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S9aPSo2v Tue 16 May 2017 04:27:09 No.502637 Report

Quoted By:

>>501437
rollin

Constant Screaming the Black Knight

Constant Screaming the Black Knight ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:27:19 No.502640 Report

Quoted By: >>502652

>>502631
I fell down trying to sit. Fucks sake. Roll to hold back tears

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 ID:S/iD5zTR Tue 16 May 2017 04:27:28 No.502642 Report

Quoted By:

>>502631
Black Knight, have you considered throwing yourself from the realm's highest cliff? Surely even you can't fuck that up.

Canry The Squire L1 70HP 70MP 100GP

Canry The Squire L1 70HP 70MP 100GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:27:29 No.502643 Report

Quoted By: >>502665 >>502670

>>502631
I stab you in the face!
(Whats you HP?)

Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 0 hp 0 mp 0 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener: level 1 0 hp 0 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:27:29 No.502644 Report

Quoted By: >>502679

>>502620
>unable to cope with looking like a freakish monster thanks to the shitty enchanter, I spend all my money on drugs from an unknown pirate and overdose, leaving the castle gardens in ruin, lowering the property as more niggers moves in

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7iyWb6Nx Tue 16 May 2017 04:27:43 No.502649 Report

Quoted By: >>502670

>>502601
Arrest you for stabbing a duke, extra damage points to you because you're a black knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:27:47 No.502651 Report

Quoted By: >>502661

>>502631
While you are wallowing in your pitiful existence I raise my blade and bring it over your head

Constant Screaming the Black Knight

Constant Screaming the Black Knight ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:27:49 No.502652 Report

Quoted By: >>502661 >>502665

>>502640
I'm crying in a heap on the floor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:28:34 No.502661 Report

Quoted By: >>502675

>>502651
>>502651
>>502631
Alas a fail! I attempt again>>502652

Canry The Squire L1 68HP 70MP 100GP

Canry The Squire L1 68HP 70MP 100GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:28:43 No.502665 Report

Quoted By:

>>502643
I poke myself in the foot. -2HP
>>502652
I stab at you again!

Constant Screaming the Black Knight

Constant Screaming the Black Knight ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:28:54 No.502670 Report

Quoted By: >>502680 >>502685 >>502743

>>502643
>>502649
I surrender just take me to jail
Roll for persuasion not to kill me

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:29:06 No.502673 Report

Quoted By: >>502690 >>502760

>>502617
At last! The man we truly deserve. I would have sent you to help deal with this new screaming menace whom has attacked our most valient defender of faith, however it would seem he is dealth with...

in the meantime, stay vigilant of those who shall be named purple, and notify the clergy should you need assistance with these threats.

also, find someone who may heal you while you train, so that you level up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:29:15 No.502675 Report

Quoted By: >>502685

>>502661
What has become of this great Paladin!

I bring my blade over my head one final time and attempt to strike

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Monk [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP]

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Brother Samuel, Dwarf Monk [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:29:19 No.502677 Report

Quoted By:

>>502550
Your majesty, the order of the holy lord Simon has completed a new copy of the holy book in your honor: >>502555

We would like to present it to you, that you and the realm may walk always in the light of Simon.

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 3/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 3/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:29:28 No.502679 Report

Quoted By: >>502700 >>502735

>>502644
I expend 10 mp to enchant the corpse of the gardener into my own personal zombie slave.

Canry The Squire L1 68HP 70MP 100GP

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Canry The Squire L1 68HP 70MP 100GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:29:31 No.502680 Report

Quoted By:

>>502670
I hack with all my fury!

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:29:37 No.502682 Report

Quoted By: >>502744

>>502619
It is unlike any I have ever seen, it is truely a sacred masterpiece. Simon's will flows through you as water flows down a stream.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:29:52 No.502685 Report

Quoted By: >>502697 >>502720

>>502670
>>502675
But a miserable failure, I have finally offed your head

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 ID:S/iD5zTR Tue 16 May 2017 04:30:32 No.502690 Report

Quoted By:

>>502673
As you wish, my lord. I shall keep a vigilant eye out for those purple scum!

Canry The Squire L1 68HP 70MP 100GP

Canry The Squire L1 68HP 70MP 100GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:30:52 No.502697 Report

Quoted By: >>502720

>>502685
Successful first mission! Proud of me?

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 70 hp 70 mp 0 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 70 hp 70 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:30:58 No.502700 Report

Quoted By: >>502726 >>502758 >>502766

>>502679
Hola senior, what is your bidding?

Constant Screaming the Corpse

Constant Screaming the Corpse ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:31:10 No.502705 Report

Quoted By: >>502738

Can any necromancer resurrect me?

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 150 gp (EXP: 2/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 150 gp (EXP: 2/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:31:57 No.502720 Report

Quoted By: >>502738

>>502685
>>502697
You have done your job squire. As a reward for your first success I shall grant you 50 gold from the spoils of the black Knight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIHsFBu5 Tue 16 May 2017 04:31:59 No.502721 Report

Quoted By:

Any suggestions for the game guys?

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 ID:S/iD5zTR Tue 16 May 2017 04:32:08 No.502726 Report

Quoted By: >>502758 >>502763 >>502833

>>502700
WHAT HAVE WE HERE? FOUL NECROMANCY!!

>I swing my sword at the fell zombie's neck in an attempt to decapitate

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 4/10} (1 zombie slave: 30HP)

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 4/10} (1 zombie slave: 30HP) ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:32:50 No.502735 Report

Quoted By:

>>502679
and with this I now command a minion to do my bidding. (when he attacks for me failures won't damage me. he takes damage instead of me until is HP runs out)

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Monk [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP]

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Monk [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:32:53 No.502737 Report

Quoted By:

>rolling to pray to God for more tranquility

Canry The Squire L1 68HP 70MP 150GP

Canry The Squire L1 68HP 70MP 150GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:32:59 No.502738 Report

Quoted By: >>502766 >>502770

>>502705
No-one got 48. Maybe the former garder can?
>>502720
Thanks master! Shall we kill the Lich?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7iyWb6Nx Tue 16 May 2017 04:33:19 No.502743 Report

Quoted By: >>502748

>>502670
grant mercy, but still plant weed and get sentenced for 20 years

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:33:31 No.502744 Report

Quoted By: >>502773

>>502682
Such artwork! such magnificence!

>>502555

I demand a town crier be found a once, to spread this surely holy interpretation of the old words!

Hail simon!

Constant Screaming the Corpse

Constant Screaming the Corpse ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:33:50 No.502748 Report

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>>502743
I already got decapitated but thanks m8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tf1ZWHOp Tue 16 May 2017 04:34:14 No.502757 Report

Quoted By:

R O L L

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:34:16 No.502758 Report

Quoted By: >>502833

>>502726
oy, what the fuck mate. that be my zombie slave!

>>502700
kill this guy>>502726

The cock cobbler 65 HP

The cock cobbler 65 HP ID:nhEAS+sr Tue 16 May 2017 04:34:21 No.502760 Report

Quoted By: >>502956

>>502673
Where is my Gold
I built your entire castle ALL ALONE

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 70 hp 70 mp 0 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 70 hp 70 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:34:35 No.502763 Report

Quoted By: >>502773 >>502793 >>502796 >>502818 >>502842 >>502858

>>502726
Ha ha!
Zombie? You mean skeleton! The enchanter can't do anything right
You think I need a body to fuck you up, esse?
*bites your ankles*

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 150 gp (EXP: 2/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 150 gp (EXP: 2/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:34:48 No.502766 Report

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>>502700
That we shall come let us engage this wretched corpse!

>>502738
I stab my sword through the zombie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIHsFBu5 Tue 16 May 2017 04:34:57 No.502770 Report

Quoted By:

>>502738
You know... the gardener can get his tools enchanted... not too often there's a gardener and an enchanter around. The enchanter should be enchanting the fuck out of shit, he can enchant anything (except fists of course)

Canry The Squire L1 68HP 70MP 150GP

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Canry The Squire L1 68HP 70MP 150GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:35:03 No.502773 Report

Quoted By: >>502796 >>502815 >>502831

>>502744
Heil King Corvega, of the 666!
>>502763
Die!

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:35:20 No.502779 Report

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>>501730
As the Paladin is serving our Lord by teaching his Squire to execute his Will as interpreted by the King, I roll to attack the blasphemer with my priestly stick.

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 150 gp (EXP: 2/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 150 gp (EXP: 2/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:36:12 No.502793 Report

Quoted By: >>502842 >>502896

>>502763
A skeleton? Clergymen of the church! Let us purge this darkspawn of evil!

Roll to activate sunlight shield, showering the Spoopy in RADIANT SUNLIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UXU07CbC Tue 16 May 2017 04:36:14 No.502794 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling in the name of /sp/

Canry The Squire L1 66HP 70MP 150GP

Canry The Squire L1 66HP 70MP 150GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:36:28 No.502796 Report

Quoted By: >>502827

>>502773
I'm a failure. -2HP
>>502763
But I attack again!

Constant Screaming the Corpse of a Black Knight

Constant Screaming the Corpse of a Black Knight ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:36:37 No.502799 Report

Quoted By: >>502806 >>502810 >>502812

Roll for rotting

Canry The Squire L1 66HP 70MP 150GP

Canry The Squire L1 66HP 70MP 150GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:37:10 No.502806 Report

Quoted By:

>>502799
MAXIMUM OVER ROT!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIHsFBu5 Tue 16 May 2017 04:37:24 No.502810 Report

Quoted By:

>>502799
finally something you're good at

Constant Screaming the Corpse of a Black Knight

Constant Screaming the Corpse of a Black Knight ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:37:32 No.502812 Report

Quoted By: >>502832

>>502799
At least I'm really good at rotting
Do I lvl for this?

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:37:37 No.502815 Report

Quoted By: >>502828 >>502831

>>502773
nobody kills my zombie slave but me.

I use my enchanted cloth from
>>502295
>>502313
to shoot fire at you(if successful it's -2 health for 4 turns in addition to the regular damage)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 150 gp (EXP: 3/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 70 mp 150 gp (EXP: 3/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:37:43 No.502818 Report

Quoted By: >>502827 >>502828

>>502763
Alas a failure!

Roll once again to purge the skelly of darkness!

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 60 hp 70 mp 0 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 60 hp 70 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:38:16 No.502827 Report

Quoted By: >>502862 >>502919

>>502796
>>502818
-10 hp
Fucking racist paladin faggots
*rolls to escape away in sewer gutter*

Canry The Squire L1 58HP 70MP 150GP

Canry The Squire L1 58HP 70MP 150GP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:38:33 No.502828 Report

Quoted By: >>502884

>>502815
Fugg, I strike you back
>>502818
I might not make my Lord!

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 5/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (70HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 5/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:38:46 No.502831 Report

Quoted By: >>502865

>>502815
>>502773
HA HA. I laugh as you burn.

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:38:47 No.502832 Report

Quoted By: >>502862 >>502876

>>502812
(I do not see why not.

you are now an infernal skeletal black knight.,,

oh god.)

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 ID:zi2gHExt Tue 16 May 2017 04:38:49 No.502833 Report

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>>502726
Success! But... curse this foul magic, the head is off yet it still lives!

>>502758
Silence, nigger! He is still yours, but 'tis just a head!

(Different Post ID here, my VPN just ate my old IP.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h9aWRK0/ Tue 16 May 2017 04:38:54 No.502836 Report

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Deuteronomy 32:35
To me belongeth vengeance, and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:39:05 No.502842 Report

Quoted By: >>502984

>>502763
>>502793
Verily it is the seed of Blepe that must fuel its uncanny movement! I roll to pray for the eye of Simon on his people to bring +2 to the damage of those who attack the vile creature!

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 ID:zi2gHExt Tue 16 May 2017 04:40:18 No.502858 Report

Quoted By: >>502904

>>502763
*sidesteps the spoopy skellington head, proceeds to kick it away like a soccer-ball*

Of course your enchanter fucked up, he tis but a nigger!

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 30 mp 150 gp (EXP: 5/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 30 mp 150 gp (EXP: 5/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:40:33 No.502862 Report

Quoted By: >>502904

>>502827
Curses!
The undead has escaped into the sewers

>>502832
My king we now have 2 undead roaming our kingdom this does not bode well

Canry The Squire L1 53HP 70MP 150GP 4XP

Canry The Squire L1 53HP 70MP 150GP 4XP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:40:40 No.502865 Report

Quoted By: >>502903 >>502955

>>502831
I strike you once again!

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl2)

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:41:28 No.502876 Report

Quoted By: >>502919 >>502955 >>502970

>>502832
Thanks m8

I vow to serve the king for this great honor. Hopefully the victories of my new life will make peace with the failings of my past.

*bends the knee*

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (62HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 5/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (62HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 5/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:41:53 No.502884 Report

Quoted By: >>502900 >>502903

>>502828
damn you!

I shoot more fire at you (you can't be burned again until previous burn wears off)

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP]

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:42:05 No.502889 Report

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Rolling to preach in a nearby village and establish a following

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:42:05 No.502890 Report

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AS MY LATEST DECREE I DEMAND THAT A PICTURE OF ME BE MADE IN THE SHAPE OF MYSELF AND SIMONS CHOSEN! I DEMAND THAT THERE SHALL BE SHILLS SENT TO OTHER THREADS TO FIND THOSE WHO WOULD BECOME ARTISTS, AND CREATE THE FINEST OF OC IN MY NAME!

GO, PEONS!

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:42:39 No.502896 Report

Quoted By: >>502984

>>502793
Valiant warriors of Simon, I give you my sincerest apologies, I have accidentally nerfed your rolls by -2 by praying to Our Great Ruler in the wrong manner. Perhaps He is not with us in this fight, it may not be His will.

Canry The Squire L1 44HP 70MP 150GP 5XP

Canry The Squire L1 44HP 70MP 150GP 5XP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:42:47 No.502900 Report

Quoted By: >>502921

>>502884
I curse your name and strike again!

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 30 mp 150 gp (EXP: 5/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 30 mp 150 gp (EXP: 5/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:43:00 No.502903 Report

Quoted By: >>502921

>>502865
I have come to aid you my squire! What has this unholy enchanter done now!
>>502884
I call upon the light to aid my strike! If this hits I shall burn mana off of you!

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 70 mp 0 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 70 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:43:04 No.502904 Report

Quoted By:

>>502858
-5 hp from the kick by faggot in the north
>>502862
but indeed my skull falls into the sewers
this place is pretty bitching... I plot my revenge here

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (57HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 5/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (57HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 5/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:43:45 No.502919 Report

Quoted By: >>502943 >>502955 >>502958 >>502962 >>502970

>>502876
fugg. I shoot more fire at you.

>>502827
help me zombie slave

Canry The Squire L1 44HP 70MP 150GP 5XP

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Canry The Squire L1 44HP 70MP 150GP 5XP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:43:48 No.502921 Report

Quoted By: >>502962

>>502900
Guess I kill myself again
>>502903
Sorry my master! I had a great time serving with yo-blegh

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 2/10

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 2/10 ID:zi2gHExt Tue 16 May 2017 04:44:28 No.502934 Report

Quoted By: >>502979

Is there man brave enough here to follow me into the sewers? We have a rogue skellington head to vanquish!

Canry The Squire L1 44HP 70MP 150GP 5XP

Canry The Squire L1 44HP 70MP 150GP 5XP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:44:30 No.502937 Report

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Re-roll

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP]

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:44:32 No.502938 Report

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Rolling to fire up religious fervor among the populace

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 70 mp 0 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 70 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:45:01 No.502943 Report

Quoted By: >>502977

>>502919
come to the sewers, faggot
there's all kinds of dark magick shit up in here but hell if I can turn the page because I don't have any fucking hands

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (57HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 6/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (57HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 6/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:45:48 No.502955 Report

Quoted By: >>502975

>>502919
damn it I meant to shoot fire at>>502865
not>>502876

The Rooster Cobbler

The Rooster Cobbler ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:45:50 No.502956 Report

Quoted By: >>503350

>>502760
I fight you for the position of top cobbler in the land!

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:46:02 No.502958 Report

Quoted By:

>>502919
HALT, THIS MAN OWES RESPECT!

I find it entriguing that you, of all people. black knight, have absolutely FAILED to die properly. it is commendable.

I will allow you to live, however, you must forever guard against those who would encroach the castle.

guard the wood separating the savages from us.

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 30 mp 150 gp (EXP: 6/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 30 mp 150 gp (EXP: 6/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:46:17 No.502962 Report

Quoted By: >>502975 >>502984

>>502921
NOOOO! My squire!
>>502919
You shall pay for what you have inflicted upon the people of this kingdom.

Roll to cast Retribution, avenging my fallen squire. My next attack will deal double damage

CS the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) (71hp)

CS the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) (71hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:46:51 No.502970 Report

Quoted By: >>502980

>>502876
Oh wait am I supposed to fight you?

>>502919
Ow fuck

I don't know who's side I'm on.
>Roll to unsheathe wind instrument

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bbpi2WF5 Tue 16 May 2017 04:47:05 No.502973 Report

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Rollin

The Rooster Cobbler

The Rooster Cobbler ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:47:14 No.502975 Report

Quoted By: >>503003 >>503026

>>502962
I shall avenge my fallen sibling!
>>502955
*punch*

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (57HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 6/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (57HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 6/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:47:32 No.502977 Report

Quoted By: >>503003 >>503005

>>502943
I go to the sewers to consult the tomes and recover my zombies head

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 2/10

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 2/10 ID:zi2gHExt Tue 16 May 2017 04:47:40 No.502979 Report

Quoted By: >>502993 >>502996

>>502934
No one? Fuck it then, I shall do this myself!

*I climb down into the dank sewers in search of the skeleton head*

CS the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) (71hp)

CS the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) (71hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:47:44 No.502980 Report

Quoted By: >>502996

>>502970
I accidently dropped and stepped on my wind instrument, guys

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:48:11 No.502984 Report

Quoted By:

>>502962
>>502896
>>502842
Valiant warrior, please cease your assault, surely I have failed in my petitionings to our Simon because He does not support our cause.

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 30 mp 150 gp (EXP: 6/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 30 mp 150 gp (EXP: 6/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:48:34 No.502993 Report

Quoted By: >>503019 >>503020

>>502979
I shall accompany you hero!

Roll to explore the sewers

The Rooster Cobbler

The Rooster Cobbler ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:48:52 No.502996 Report

Quoted By: >>503021

>>502980
You are a mistake incarnate
>>502979
For Canry! *hits with shoe*

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 5/10)

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 5/10) ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:48:58 No.502999 Report

Quoted By: >>503010 >>503045 >>503098 >>503128

Rolling to gather enough support and funding from the population to begin work on a proper church

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lIHsFBu5 Tue 16 May 2017 04:49:16 No.503003 Report

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>>502977
>>502975
Original OP here
Please make this happen

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 70 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:49:20 No.503005 Report

Quoted By:

>>502977
>dubs
You finally made it, but I'm not a zombie faggot
You must be drunk every time you enchant stuff

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 6/10)

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 6/10) ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:49:43 No.503010 Report

Quoted By: >>503058

>>502999
Praise Simon!

This shall be no mere church, I shall create a grand cathedral!

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 30 mp 150 gp (EXP: 6/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 70 hp 30 mp 150 gp (EXP: 6/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:50:06 No.503019 Report

Quoted By: >>503052 >>503062

>>502993
Drats, perhaps I am weary, I shall rest to recover my mana

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 2/10

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 2/10 ID:zi2gHExt Tue 16 May 2017 04:50:07 No.503020 Report

Quoted By:

>>502993
Very well, brave Paladin! There's evil afoot!

CS the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) (71hp)

CS the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) (71hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:50:07 No.503021 Report

Quoted By: >>503038 >>503047

>>502996
Detatches left hand, which crawls across the floor and up your pant leg, fingering your anus

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (57HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (57HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:50:17 No.503026 Report

Quoted By: >>503038

>>502975
ow faggot that hurt.

I throw my zombies head at you whilst reading the tomes

The Rooster Cobbler 63HP

The Rooster Cobbler 63HP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:50:59 No.503038 Report

Quoted By: >>503069 >>503136

>>503021
Rolling to snake out your hnd and throw it at >>503026

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:51:16 No.503045 Report

Quoted By: >>503139

>>502999
THE ULTIMATE SUCCESS

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

ONLY A TRUE MAN OF GOD CAN DO WORKS SUCH AS THIS

EVERYONE DROP THEIR ROLES AND AUTOMATICALLY BECOME CLERGY MEN

I HUMBLY STEP DOWN FROM MY POSITION AND HAND IT TO THIS MAN, WHO HAS BESTOWED TRIPS STRAIT FROM THE HAND OF SIMON

CS the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) (71hp)

CS the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) (71hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:51:18 No.503047 Report

Quoted By: >>503069

>>503021
>hand just comes off and lies limp on the floor, not crawling or doing anything
>roll to reattach hand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1eG5xnxP Tue 16 May 2017 04:51:32 No.503051 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling but if not dubs or trips I immediately suicide anyways

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 2/10

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 2/10 ID:zi2gHExt Tue 16 May 2017 04:51:39 No.503052 Report

Quoted By: >>503062 >>503067 >>503093

>>503019
Paladin, you do seem rather weary. Stay behind, guard the rear. I shall venture forth. I hear noises ahead! Sounded rather like some nigger chucking a skull.

>roll to find Nigger Enchanter and Spic skeleton

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z3afAlOb Tue 16 May 2017 04:51:48 No.503054 Report

Quoted By:

ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT.

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 04:51:54 No.503058 Report

Quoted By: >>503139 >>503222

>>503010
Verily your great works please Simon, brother. I have found little success in requesting His aid in the fight of the valiant defenders of our faith.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VOPBeIs1 Tue 16 May 2017 04:51:58 No.503060 Report

Quoted By: >>503096

gotta get in on this

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp (EXP: 7/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp (EXP: 7/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:51:59 No.503062 Report

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>>503019
Great success! Praying at the altar has granted me divine strength, boosting my Health and Mana!
>>503052

The Rooster Cobbler 63HP

The Rooster Cobbler 63HP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:52:23 No.503067 Report

Quoted By: >>503093 >>503097

>>503052
He is over here! +6 to roll

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) (71hp)

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl2) (71hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:52:27 No.503069 Report

Quoted By: >>503103 >>503107 >>503136

>>503038
>>503047
I guess your roll wins

>runs after thrown hand on all fours like a doggo

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (52HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (52HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:53:00 No.503083 Report

Quoted By: >>503103

I spend 5 MP to enchant my chest hair making all hits deal -2 damage for the next 5 turns

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp (EXP: 7/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp (EXP: 7/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:53:19 No.503093 Report

Quoted By:

>>503052
I am back Hero!
>>503067
It seems our humble Rooster Cobbler has found traces of a camp in the sewers.

We are one step closer to finding the evil in the sewers!

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain ID:VOPBeIs1 Tue 16 May 2017 04:53:31 No.503096 Report

Quoted By: >>503124

>>503060
ALRIGHT, You pieces of shit. Where are you! Get your asses over here and get into ranks right fucking now!

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 2/10

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 2/10 ID:zi2gHExt Tue 16 May 2017 04:53:37 No.503097 Report

Quoted By: >>503117

>>503067
*lets out a battle shout, brandishing sword and shield as he runs towards the shouting and skull-chucking noises*
PALADIN, WITH ME!
>rolling to engage in combat

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 6/10)

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 6/10) ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:53:40 No.503098 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to find artisans and masons for the construction

ATTENTION TO ALL BUILDERS AND ARTISTS

The order of our holy lord Simon has commissioned a grand cathedral: >>502999

Let all who can offer their services step forth to make it truly beautiful.

The Rooster Cobbler 63HP

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The Rooster Cobbler 63HP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:53:55 No.503103 Report

Quoted By:

>>503069
Don't you mean 3
>>503083
Die faggot!

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp)

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:54:13 No.503107 Report

Quoted By:

>>503069
>catches hand mid air and collides with the target of the throw

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp (EXP: 7/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp (EXP: 7/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:54:49 No.503117 Report

Quoted By: >>503169

>>503097
I roll to buff my allies with holy protection!

Reducing the damage they take by -2 for the next 3 turns

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:54:49 No.503118 Report

Quoted By: >>503157

>tfw being kicked around like a damn soccer ball by a bunch of pleb adventurers
I roll to spend 10 mp to form a new skeletal bodies from the bones here in the sewer
If dubs, they are strong as cold iron

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [23 HP, 5 MP, 0 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [23 HP, 5 MP, 0 XP] ID:VOPBeIs1 Tue 16 May 2017 04:55:14 No.503124 Report

Quoted By: >>503154

>>503096
Fuck... They are all NPCs

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:55:19 No.503128 Report

Quoted By: >>503176

>>502999
such works can only come from a true man of god himself, repeating didgets of this magnitude are only bestowable by ancient simo-kekonian magiks!

you are to automatically be assigned high priest, as well as gain the title of exhalted one!

I hand absolute power over simon and blepe related conflicts to you.

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 100 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 100 G ID:h9aWRK0/ Tue 16 May 2017 04:55:29 No.503134 Report

Quoted By: >>503212

>Orish Gardner

Rolling for my tobacco harvest. Everything needed was in place before the season began.

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (52HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter [320gold] (52HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:55:33 No.503136 Report

Quoted By: >>503152 >>503173 >>503179 >>503181 >>503194

>>503038
>>503069

ah fuck that hurts. I pick the head back up and throw it at you again, then I finish reading the tome and gain +1 exp.

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 6/10)

Brother Samuel, Dwarf Clergy Member [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 6/10) ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:55:43 No.503139 Report

Quoted By: >>503192 >>503264

>>503058
Once we have true faith, brother, the lord will always come to our aid.

>>503045
Please, your majesty. I am not worthy.

>rolling to design the cathedral

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ty3c6/dM Tue 16 May 2017 04:55:59 No.503144 Report

Quoted By:

>>501437
stoned

The Rooster Cobbler 63HP 8XP

The Rooster Cobbler 63HP 8XP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:56:28 No.503152 Report

Quoted By: >>503160

>>503136
I take the tomb and smack you with it!

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:56:48 No.503154 Report

Quoted By: >>503205

>>503124
Ah, finally, a captain!

I hand all guard duties over to you, you surely are a competent man, I can tell!

make decisions on behalf of me, i shall intervene should it be neccessary,

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 04:56:56 No.503157 Report

Quoted By:

>>503118
Oh fuck this isn't right

The Rooster Cobbler 57HP 8XP

The Rooster Cobbler 57HP 8XP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:57:06 No.503160 Report

Quoted By:

>>503152
Fixed hp

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp)

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:57:13 No.503163 Report

Quoted By: >>503179

Roll to collect my bones

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 3/10

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 3/10 ID:zi2gHExt Tue 16 May 2017 04:57:24 No.503169 Report

Quoted By:

>>503117
*Buffed with +2 defense from the Paladin, I storm into the Nigger Enchanter's lair.*

Your reign of terror lies at it's end! YOUR DOOM IS NIGH!

>rolling to take a swing at the enchanter with sword

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:57:39 No.503173 Report

Quoted By: >>503194

>>503136
I cast Avenging wrath! Buffing my damage by 20% for the next 3 turns

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 7/10)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 7/10) ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:57:50 No.503176 Report

Quoted By:

>>503128
You honor me, your majesty. I shall not disappoint you, Simon willing.

>Rolling to hire miners to quarry stone for the cathedral

The Rooster Cobbler 57HP 8XP

The Rooster Cobbler 57HP 8XP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:57:56 No.503179 Report

Quoted By: >>503234

>>503163
I grab a bone and throw it at the enchanter!>>503136

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ukh3gbZH Tue 16 May 2017 04:57:57 No.503180 Report

Quoted By: >>503202

roll

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (62HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 0/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (62HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 0/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 04:57:58 No.503181 Report

Quoted By: >>503204 >>503251

>>503136
success. I now spend 4 MP to enchant my chest hair giving me -2 damage for 5 turns.

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 04:58:30 No.503192 Report

Quoted By: >>503210

>>503139
twas a rouse. you are truly only elevated to high clergyman. I entrust you with full control of the doings of paladins, your clergy and the like.

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:58:35 No.503194 Report

Quoted By:

>>503173
>>503136
But a failure! I charge in with my brethren anyways to aid in the assault!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ukh3gbZH Tue 16 May 2017 04:59:05 No.503202 Report

Quoted By: >>503218

>>503180
can someone tell me if this is grey?

The Rooster Cobbler 57HP 8XP

The Rooster Cobbler 57HP 8XP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:59:07 No.503204 Report

Quoted By:

>>503181
I rip out the chest hair!

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:VOPBeIs1 Tue 16 May 2017 04:59:08 No.503205 Report

Quoted By:

>>503154
Splended. My first act will be to outfit the troops!

Rolling: 0-1 Fists
2-4 Clubs
5-7 Swords
8-9 Spears

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 80 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 04:59:24 No.503210 Report

Quoted By: >>503223

>>503192
I swing at you once again, attempting to cut the chest hair you have grown to trim your defences!

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 100 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 100 G ID:h9aWRK0/ Tue 16 May 2017 04:59:28 No.503212 Report

Quoted By: >>503233 >>503323

>>503134
>Tobacco harvest was okay at best.
Beginning work on nicotine concentrate for application on swords, arrows and more.

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp)

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 04:59:41 No.503215 Report

Quoted By: >>503245

>falls down, stumbles around looking for thrown head

reroll for collecting my bones

The Rooster Cobbler 57HP 9XP

The Rooster Cobbler 57HP 9XP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 04:59:48 No.503218 Report

Quoted By:

>>503202
Light blue

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 7/10)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 7/10) ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:00:11 No.503222 Report

Quoted By: >>503236 >>503340

>>503058
Brother...what is the status of our conflict with the Blepe heretics?

The time will soon be at hand for their destruction.

>rolling to begin the foundations of the cathedral

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 05:00:13 No.503223 Report

Quoted By: >>503238

>>503210
Your chest hair lashes out vigorously, grazing me for 3 damage!

Cd ID:V0OZREPt Tue 16 May 2017 05:00:31 No.503231 Report

Quoted By:

>>501437
Roll

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:VOPBeIs1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:00:44 No.503233 Report

Quoted By: >>503375

>>503212
>Swords
How so? I have a desperate need of a way to get these braindead NPCs to guard more than the dirt on their boots...

Also, I need some mint leaves for a rash.

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 0/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 40 MP) {EXP: 0/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 05:00:48 No.503234 Report

Quoted By: >>503260

>>503179
fuck. I grab my undead minion, then I run out of the sewer then use my last fire ball to light the sewer fumes on fire burning everyone still inside.

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:00:51 No.503236 Report

Quoted By:

>>503222
This is ridiculous

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 05:00:54 No.503238 Report

Quoted By: >>503270

>>503223
While Paladin Leeroy is distracted by manly chest hair, I lunge from the shadows with my skeletal dog body and attempt to bite the racist Paladin's carotid artery in revenge for ruining my beautiful face all those turns ago!

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp)

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 05:01:23 No.503245 Report

Quoted By: >>503293

>>503215
>stands up finally reassembled
rolling to immediately sprint away from the battle to a secluded forrest where I can't be attacked until someone successfully rolls to find me

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 3/10

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 3/10 ID:zi2gHExt Tue 16 May 2017 05:01:41 No.503251 Report

Quoted By: >>503284 >>503287

>>503181
*I attack again, as the enchanter is distracted by his woeful attempts to buff himself with his pathetic spells!*

Perhaps you should consider another profession in the next life, foul nigger! You are a failure!

The Rooster Cobbler 53HP 9XP

The Rooster Cobbler 53HP 9XP ID:K2Y/R0Vv Tue 16 May 2017 05:01:57 No.503260 Report

Quoted By:

>>503234
I give chase and dropkick you in the back of the knees

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 05:02:07 No.503264 Report

Quoted By:

>>503139
Your righteous words have inspired me to assist you in your work, as it is supported by the sacred Simon more than my campaign against the Blepites.

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 05:02:14 No.503270 Report

Quoted By: >>503283

>>503238
You manage a ravish bite past my armor. Luckily I am clad in the finest mail this kingdom has to offer.

(Armor break -3)

Habib the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G]

Habib the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:Ukh3gbZH Tue 16 May 2017 05:02:45 No.503280 Report

Quoted By: >>503307 >>503308

Greetings brothers and sisters!
oh shit dont have a stall yet to sell all my shit
>roll determines how good my stall is

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 05:02:54 No.503283 Report

Quoted By: >>503304

>>503270
Fuck
Nigger enchanter puts me in his bag, continues to flee

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:69 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 3/10

Hero from the North, LVL: 1 HP:69 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 3/10 ID:zi2gHExt Tue 16 May 2017 05:03:02 No.503284 Report

Quoted By: >>503346 >>503413

>>503251
*I miss, and stumble into the nearest wall as the Enchanter takes flight*

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 38 MP) {EXP: 0/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 38 MP) {EXP: 0/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 05:03:09 No.503287 Report

Quoted By: >>503304 >>503334

>>503251
I spend 2MP to enchant your face, turning you into a double-nigger.

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp)

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 05:03:35 No.503293 Report

Quoted By: >>503316

>>503245
Roll to begin building castle

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP]

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Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:VOPBeIs1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:03:47 No.503298 Report

Quoted By:

STOP FIGHTING IN THE STREETS!
WE HAVE A PRACTICE ARENA FOR A GOOD REASON!
FUCK!

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 05:04:08 No.503304 Report

Quoted By: >>503321

>>503283
>>503287
I attempt to cast HAMMER OF JUSTICE UPON THE NIGGER ENCHANTER

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:04:21 No.503307 Report

Quoted By:

>>503280
>the jew sets up a jew stall

why am i not suprised.

go ahead and reroll, that was pathetic.

while you are at it, change your name to oyveyburg or be hanged.

Habib the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G]

Habib the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:Ukh3gbZH Tue 16 May 2017 05:04:21 No.503308 Report

Quoted By: >>503336 >>503352

>>503280
>manages to put together a wooden piece of shit with a broken sign
surely someone will come and buy my goodies!
>roll determines if someone comes to my stall

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp)

Constant Screaming the Skeltal Knight (lvl3) (81hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 05:04:47 No.503316 Report

Quoted By: >>503379

>>503293
Yeah I'm not going to build a castle on my own

>roll to find a nice cave to occupy

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 05:04:56 No.503321 Report

Quoted By:

>>503304
Drat! The nigger manages to run deeper into the sewers, almost out of sight

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 100 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 100 G ID:h9aWRK0/ Tue 16 May 2017 05:05:07 No.503323 Report

Quoted By: >>503344 >>503373

>>503212
>Breivik is as bad an alchemist as he is a gardner.

NICOTINE POISON
>INFLICTS 3 DMG/ROLL, 2 ROLLS
>3 USES
>15G APIECE

>QUANTITY: 5

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EYhoE82S Tue 16 May 2017 05:05:26 No.503329 Report

Quoted By: >>503371

rolling for liverslices

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10)

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The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:05:37 No.503333 Report

Quoted By: >>503382 >>503401

>rolling to hire artists, who will fill the cathedral with beautiful depictions of our lord Simon

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 38 MP) {EXP: 1/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 38 MP) {EXP: 1/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 05:05:38 No.503334 Report

Quoted By: >>503346

>>503287
I keep running away with my minion while laughing at the Hero's new misshapen double nigger face

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 Gold)

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 Gold) ID:V0OZREPt Tue 16 May 2017 05:05:44 No.503336 Report

Quoted By: >>503378

>>503308
Watcha sellin

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 05:06:01 No.503340 Report

Quoted By: >>503364

>>503222
My prayer is not as effective as yours, oh exalted one. I will wait until they resurface and attempt to assist you in your hallowed works in the meantime.
>rolling to create a new hymnal to Simon that can be sung in the cathedral

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m3o98C2l Tue 16 May 2017 05:06:06 No.503342 Report

Quoted By:

Rolleth

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:VOPBeIs1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:06:12 No.503344 Report

Quoted By: >>503463

>>503323
Ill take 3, with money taken from the King's treasury.

>rolling for funds

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 05:06:29 No.503346 Report

Quoted By: >>503370

>>503284
Quick hero! We musnt let the nigger escape!

Roll to sprint after the nigger and his nigger dog

>>503334

The cock cobbler 65 HP

The cock cobbler 65 HP ID:uofp70sJ Tue 16 May 2017 05:06:39 No.503350 Report

Quoted By:

>>502956
Bring it on BIIIIITCH

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 38 MP) {EXP: 1/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 38 MP) {EXP: 1/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 05:06:47 No.503352 Report

Quoted By: >>503395

>>503308
you sell potions here?

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) ID:BB5wPOb+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:07:08 No.503364 Report

Quoted By: >>503376 >>503401

>>503340
Truly beautiful, brother. You certainly have a musical talent far beyond my own.

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 05:07:17 No.503370 Report

Quoted By: >>503381 >>503407 >>503477

>>503346
STOP FOUL FIEND

I manage to catch up and trip the enchanter.

Roll to attack!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EYhoE82S Tue 16 May 2017 05:07:30 No.503371 Report

Quoted By:

>>503329
any crops need harvestin, mastas?

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

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Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:ztxRCaMm Tue 16 May 2017 05:07:42 No.503373 Report

Quoted By:

>>503323
Wait, there's another gardener?
Fuck you gardener you piece of shit I bet your crops are fucking useless
If I wasn't undead and on the run with a nigger enchanter who screws up every spell he casts I'd fuck your garden up faggot

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 100 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 100 G ID:h9aWRK0/ Tue 16 May 2017 05:07:46 No.503375 Report

Quoted By: >>503405

>>503233
Ah, yes, pruritus ani. I can have you some mint leaves by next roll.

5 gold, friend.

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 Gold)

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 Gold) ID:V0OZREPt Tue 16 May 2017 05:07:46 No.503376 Report

Quoted By:

>>503364
What religion do you follow?

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:Ukh3gbZH Tue 16 May 2017 05:07:57 No.503378 Report

Quoted By: >>503398

>>503336
Greetings brother, I am selling a commodity of things, such as spices and some useful equipment, oh and also this box I can't seem to open, I can hear rattling inside of it tho, prehaps you would be interested in this no?

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 05:07:58 No.503379 Report

Quoted By: >>503399

>>503316
I now declare myself Skeltal King, let all tremble before my glorious reign

Roll to raise sword to be blessed by an unholy red lightning strike from the undergods

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 05:08:10 No.503381 Report

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>>503370
Caught in the moment, I do not notice I am running off an edge.

I fall into the muddy waters of the sewer!!!!

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:08:15 No.503382 Report

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>>503333
dear simon man what devine mechanations are you using

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:Ukh3gbZH Tue 16 May 2017 05:08:55 No.503395 Report

Quoted By: >>503438

>>503352
yes brother i am selling potions, however I have had them for a while now and they may not work, I can give them to you at a good price oy vey

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 Gold)

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 Gold) ID:V0OZREPt Tue 16 May 2017 05:09:01 No.503398 Report

Quoted By: >>503439

>>503378
How much for the box?

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 05:09:03 No.503399 Report

Quoted By: >>503409

>>503379
>cackles manically

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:HnOcTuh6 Tue 16 May 2017 05:09:04 No.503401 Report

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>>503364
>>503333
Oh brother, I was hardly able to scribble a musical note (I rolled a 0) and was met with failure, but I have seen that Simon channels his word through you. How can I become more faithful in my faith?

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:VOPBeIs1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:09:11 No.503405 Report

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>>503375
Ah good man! The last thing I need is a rampant, contagious rash!

>Roll for successful cure of rash

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 1/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 1/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 05:09:18 No.503407 Report

Quoted By: >>503477

>>503370
I spend another 3MP to cast long range enchantment on the Paladin. turning his face into a double nigger as well, while making my escape with my minion.

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 05:09:30 No.503409 Report

Quoted By: >>503422

>>503399
Holy fuck the lightning strike actually worked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lIHsFBu5 Tue 16 May 2017 05:09:39 No.503412 Report

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>>503387
>>503387
NEW
KEEP YOUR ROLES
>>503387
>>503387
NEW

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 8/10) ID:rmFuhaJO Tue 16 May 2017 05:09:40 No.503413 Report

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>>503284
Quick hero! You still have a chance to catch up to the nigger!

I roll to cast divine shield on you, defending you from the next instance of damage or spell

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp) ID:WOGsAOa8 Tue 16 May 2017 05:10:01 No.503422 Report

Quoted By:

>>503409
SO MUCH POWER

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 1/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 1/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 05:10:39 No.503438 Report

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>>503395
Ill take 2 potions of healing and 1 potion of replenishing mana. how much?

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:Ukh3gbZH Tue 16 May 2017 05:10:40 No.503439 Report

Quoted By: >>503450 >>503502

>>503398
20G for the box brother, I cannot promise you that any good will come from this box, I am only warning you brother.

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 80 Gold)

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 80 Gold) ID:V0OZREPt Tue 16 May 2017 05:11:09 No.503450 Report

Quoted By: >>503473

>>503439
Deal

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G ID:h9aWRK0/ Tue 16 May 2017 05:11:38 No.503463 Report

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>>503344
Doubles! Whatever one sows, that he will also reap!

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 80 Gold)

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 80 Gold) ID:V0OZREPt Tue 16 May 2017 05:11:56 No.503473 Report

Quoted By: >>503488

>>503450
Roll to find something good in the rattling box

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:wDIM9u1v Tue 16 May 2017 05:12:05 No.503477 Report

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>>503370
>>503407
hahaha. you're now doublenigger faced. eat on that fag!

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 80 Gold)

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 80 Gold) ID:V0OZREPt Tue 16 May 2017 05:12:40 No.503488 Report

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>>503473
I open the box to find a rat in a pile of shit

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 80 Gold)

Cd the elven peasant (70 HP, 70 MP, 80 Gold) ID:V0OZREPt Tue 16 May 2017 05:13:17 No.503502 Report

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>>503439
Your box was shit

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0SCI4Sg+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:16:26 No.503567 Report

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NEW THREAD:

>>503387
GO NOW

lol wat

lol wat ID:Ty3c6/dM Tue 16 May 2017 05:17:20 No.503583 Report

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somethin somethin /*/"/"+*(casts weaponized bantism on erryone**/*/*+#+

Anonymous

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Roll

Anonymous

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>>501437
rollan

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roll

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