>>5020675>be me>go to store to pick up groceries for my employer>run into trouble with the credit card and have to wait for the teller to sort it out with corporate finance>in the meanwhile I purchase some mouthwash from the bargain bin because I needed some>finally get on my way and to save time I start washing my mouth with the mouthwash on the walk home>a cop pulls up beside me and starts berating me for drinking in public >I tell him I'm not fucking drinking in public>or I would have if my mouth wasn't full of mouthwashDidn't matter anyway since there wasn't really a cop there.
