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just masturbated with a toothbrush and i butt dialed a call in the throws of ecstasy

Anonymous ID:6ikTcm3m Sun 06 May 2018 09:26:53 No.5026865 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5027002

it was to my close friends

so, should i kill myself?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uHgdS/Xz Sun 06 May 2018 09:44:02 No.5026935 Report

Describe how one masturbates with a toothbrush, what in the name of kek can you do with a toothbrush?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uEvmZhBg Sun 06 May 2018 09:45:38 No.5026941 Report

Quoted By: >>5026961

>>5026935
The bristles feel great on the prostate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vL1KfSU Sun 06 May 2018 09:45:40 No.5026943 Report

Quoted By: >>5026961

>>5026935
Brush your teeth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uHgdS/Xz Sun 06 May 2018 09:47:22 No.5026961 Report

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>>5026941
lol but i dont think OP was shoving a plastic rod in ass.
>>5026943
Thanks for the information.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0pfnsEpE Sun 06 May 2018 09:54:11 No.5027002 Report

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>>5026865
Call them up laughing your ass off and play it off as a joke say "sorry I'm kinda drunk/high and thought it would be funny"

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