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Anonymous ID:18ma90/G Tue 16 May 2017 05:08:31 No.503387 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>503431 >>503509 >>503537 >>503584 >>503731 >>503891 >>504036 >>504061 >>504162 >>504221

v1.7 remix edition
you can keep your role from the previous thread
>>501437

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:10:09 No.503425 Report

Quoted By: >>503494 >>503546

first for throwing a bone at racist Paladin Leeroy and making him fall over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:10:27 No.503431 Report

Quoted By: >>503459 >>503540

>>503387
Fuck this shit I don't want to be a cobbler anymore
Reroll

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 9/10)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 9/10) ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:11:25 No.503455 Report

Quoted By: >>503494 >>503578

>>503333
The interior of this house of Simon shall surely be exceptional...I shall now roll to begin construction according to the impressive plans set out.

>>503382
Faith alone can bring the will of Simon, your majesty.

>>503401
My mistake. You must spend more time praying, brother. The will of Simon flows slowly and with time you will learn to detect it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:18ma90/G Tue 16 May 2017 05:11:31 No.503459 Report

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>>503431
The Gods are cruel to the ungrateful

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:11:42 No.503466 Report

Quoted By: >>503544

Ever wanted to defend the city?
Ever needed a new, no questions asked job?

Roll as a Royal Guard today! Swords and royal funding provided!

conditions apply

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl5) (101hp)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl5) (101hp) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:12:01 No.503474 Report

Quoted By: >>503529

>>503379
>>503399
>>503409
>>503422
M Y
P O W E R
I N T E N S I F I E S

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:12:02 No.503475 Report

Quoted By: >>503501 >>503513

Greetings brothers and sisters again!
come to my store for lots of goodies such as potions and some useful equipment oy vey!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PkpqQ+QD Tue 16 May 2017 05:12:46 No.503492 Report

Quoted By: >>503535

rell

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 9/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 9/10) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:12:48 No.503494 Report

Quoted By: >>503576

>>503407
>>503425
I fall to the ground in defeat, as the nigger and nigger dog escape from my sight.

The negroid negroes live to nig another day.

>>503455
High Priest!

Is there a way I could cure the double nigger face that the nigger enchanter has cast upon me?
I cannot continue on as a negro. Surely there must be a cure to this foul visage!

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:13:17 No.503501 Report

Quoted By: >>503536

>>503475
Merchant! Did you pay the kings tariff on these goods??

>Roll for speech

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 05:13:40 No.503509 Report

Quoted By: >>503578

>>503387
I roll to create a hymnal to Simon again, this time with words instead of violent scribbling.

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:13:50 No.503513 Report

Quoted By: >>503543 >>503553

>>503475
like I said before I want 2 potions of healing and 1 of replenishing mana. how much?

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2) (71hp)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2) (71hp) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:14:31 No.503529 Report

Quoted By: >>503560

>>503474
I misread the rules. Still though I'm doin good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:957wSrU4 Tue 16 May 2017 05:14:37 No.503531 Report

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Sounds cool, roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:18ma90/G Tue 16 May 2017 05:14:47 No.503535 Report

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>>503492
hahahaha orc lich

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:14:51 No.503536 Report

Quoted By: >>503588

>>503501
since when was I notified about this????
I will not make a profit if theres a tarrif!

>roll for speech

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jrldop6X Tue 16 May 2017 05:14:54 No.503537 Report

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>>503387
Rolling for Hard working peasant

Farmer Hans !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:15:01 No.503540 Report

Quoted By: >>503582

>>503431
>peasant
Literally even worse
Fuck it I'm gonna be a farmer and pay my taxes, roll to build a shack

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:15:02 No.503543 Report

Quoted By: >>503575

>>503513
odelay cabron this human skull dog skeleton body is kinda shit, can you fix this?

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:15:09 No.503544 Report

Quoted By: >>503588

>>503466
>Donating the remaining two poisons to the Royal Guard. Rolling for satisfaction.

I will see you soon!

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:15:15 No.503546 Report

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>>503425
were out of the sewer now. I escaped with you. so lets head to the town square now. it'll be easy to hide there.

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:15:37 No.503553 Report

Quoted By: >>503587 >>503593

>>503513
these potions might be a dud brother but I will give you the three potions for 15G

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2) (71hp)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2) (71hp) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:16:01 No.503560 Report

Quoted By: >>503589 >>503632

>>503529
Anyone want to be henchmen of the skeltal king? I want to fortify my cave and make it more dungeon esq

>roll to make cave more dungeon esq

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [320gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:17:02 No.503575 Report

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>>503543
I'll need to replenish my mana first and maybe even buy some tomes. i don't know much about necromancy and making you a whole new body seems like it'd be pretty difficult even if I did.

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 0/10)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 0/10) ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:17:05 No.503576 Report

Quoted By: >>503634

>>503494
Son of Simon...

When the grand cathedral is complete, Simon's will may heal you in its holy waters. Be patient. Our lord provides.

>rolling to continue construction of magnificent cathedral (1/5)

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 70 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 05:17:09 No.503578 Report

Quoted By: >>503618

>>503509
It is a beautiful hymnal, filled with most eloquent praises to the divine Simon. >>503455

Farmer Hans[65HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 0/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans[65HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 0/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:17:16 No.503582 Report

Quoted By: >>503608

>>503540
>try to hammer in the first nail
>hit thumb instead
Try again

Cd ID:Gz0Ijbo/ Tue 16 May 2017 05:17:23 No.503584 Report

Quoted By: >>503609

>>503387
Reroll

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:17:28 No.503587 Report

Quoted By: >>503619

>>503553
Where did you get those potions of healing, Nigel? Two seem to be missing from my stall!

Guards!

>Roll for speech

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:17:31 No.503588 Report

Quoted By:

>>503536
Well well well... I suppose the king is mercyful, this once. Next time you must pay the tariff, or else it is off with your nose!!

>>503544
>that roll
This last one seems watery, but no matter! I will give it to the dwarf NPC guard, his dexterity is so low that he hits his comrades.

Until next time, botany wizard.

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:17:33 No.503589 Report

Quoted By: >>503632 >>503657

>>503560
I am but a humble skull servant to a nigger, but if we were to pledge his autism to your service...

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:17:41 No.503593 Report

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>>503553
sold. here is your 15 gold

Farmer Hans[65HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 0/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans[65HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 0/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:18:31 No.503608 Report

Quoted By: >>503647

>>503582
Missed the nail
Try again, this time it will work

Cd the orc fisherman ( 70 HP, 70 MP, 100 Gold)

Cd the orc fisherman ( 70 HP, 70 MP, 100 Gold) ID:Gz0Ijbo/ Tue 16 May 2017 05:18:35 No.503609 Report

Quoted By:

>>503584
Fuck

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 0/10)

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The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 0/10) ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:18:59 No.503618 Report

Quoted By: >>503649

Rolling to order the design of a beautiful basin of holy water to be embedded in the center of the cathedral.

>>503578
Well done brother! We shall have it sung at the very first service!

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:19:00 No.503619 Report

Quoted By: >>503647

>>503587
>oh shit
Brother i have had these potions for a long time, I would never steal a thing!

>roll for charisma

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:19:34 No.503632 Report

Quoted By:

>>503560
>>503589
my servant seems interested in your kingdom. if you can spare a skeleton body to replace the one he lost I might be willing to sell him to you.

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 9/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 9/10) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:19:37 No.503634 Report

Quoted By: >>503655

>>503576
Very well, high priest,

I shall bide my time praying to the gods above, deepening my faith and connection to the light

>roll to level faith

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:19:50 No.503636 Report

Quoted By: >>503691

forgot to update gold

Hero from the North (Enchanted Double Nigger), LVL: 1 HP:69 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 3/10

Hero from the North (Enchanted Double Nigger), LVL: 1 HP:69 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 3/10 ID:Mjefi6q6 Tue 16 May 2017 05:20:11 No.503644 Report

Quoted By: >>503682

*Overcome with despair after being turned into a double-nigger, I attempt to run my sword through my own heart to end my pathetic existence*
W-watermellonz.... k-kangz an' sheeeeeeeeeit.

>rolling for suicide
(Also, VPN ate my IP again)

Farmer Hans[65HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 1/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans[65HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 1/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:20:14 No.503647 Report

Quoted By:

>>503619
>perfect decieve roll
Sneaky Jew
>>503608
Nice, plant some wheat, roll

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 2/10)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 2/10) ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:20:18 No.503649 Report

Quoted By: >>503698

>>503618
With the +1 bonus, this will truly be a centerpiece of the interior.

>Rolling to continue construction (2/5)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 9/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 1 77 hp 60 mp 150 gp (EXP: 9/10) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:20:31 No.503655 Report

Quoted By: >>503688 >>503787

>>503634
Drats, alas I must be patient

>continue to roll to deepen faith

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2) (71hp)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2) (71hp) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:20:38 No.503657 Report

Quoted By: >>503701 >>503757

>>503589
I'll just focus on self improvement for now

>powerlifts in cave
>drinks milk

Rolling for dem gains

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (53 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:21:41 No.503680 Report

Quoted By: >>503701 >>503702

I use the potions I got from the merchant to replenish my health and mana

Hero from the North (Enchanted Double Nigger), LVL: 1 HP:69 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 3/10

Hero from the North (Enchanted Double Nigger), LVL: 1 HP:69 MP: 70 Gold: 100 XP: 3/10 ID:Mjefi6q6 Tue 16 May 2017 05:21:45 No.503682 Report

Quoted By: >>503724

>>503644
*As my final breath escapes my swollen nigger lips, a smile of relief crosses them*

>rolling for reincarnation, new character

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:22:09 No.503688 Report

Quoted By: >>503735

>>503655
I have gained a deeper connection to Simon, and thus the light.

>my abilities are now more effective

Farmer Hans[65HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 2/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans[65HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 2/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:22:21 No.503691 Report

Quoted By: >>503710 >>503718

>>503636
Merchant, do you also sell cattle? (Actual cattle, not goyim)
Also, roll to grow crops

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 3/10)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 3/10) ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:22:41 No.503698 Report

Quoted By: >>503727 >>503735

>>503649
The workers move with patience and excellence in every motion. What we have so far is exceptionally sturdy.

I am very pleased.

>Rolling to continue construction (3/5)

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

Gas as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:22:47 No.503701 Report

Quoted By: >>503741

>>503657
Well god damn it some Skele King you are
>>503680
I still have a shit ton of gold saved up from my escort days—I mean my gardening days. Maybe we can go find it and fund our nefarious plans to destroy the cathedral of Simon

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:22:51 No.503702 Report

Quoted By: >>503750 >>503752

>>503680
what the fuck! these potions actually took some of my health! that damn merchant sold me faulty potions!

Farmer Hans[65HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 2/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans[65HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 2/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:23:14 No.503710 Report

Quoted By: >>503742

>>503691
Half my crops are destroyed, roll to replant

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:23:46 No.503718 Report

Quoted By: >>503767

>>503691
I do not have cattle with me at the moment, but a brother of mine has some, prehaps I could get one from him and sell it to you?

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 0/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 0/10 ID:Mjefi6q6 Tue 16 May 2017 05:24:03 No.503724 Report

Quoted By:

>>503682
*My eyes open up, and notice my perspective is a lot lower to the ground. I wander over to a gutter by the side of the road and view my reflection.*
HOLY FUCK, I'M A CAT.
*At least, that's what I WOULD have said, if I had possessed vocal chords. Instead, it came out as a series of meows.*

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 3/10)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 3/10) ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:24:10 No.503727 Report

Quoted By: >>503842 >>503851

>>503698
Again, work proceeds according to plan. With all the gets that we've had it should be amazing to behold once finished

>rolling to complete the cathedral (4/5)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:McAtZR0U Tue 16 May 2017 05:24:22 No.503731 Report

Quoted By: >>503749

>>503387
gime dat

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:24:28 No.503735 Report

Quoted By:

>>503688
I retreat to my chambers to hide my double nigger face, as I bide the construction of the holy cathedral
>>503698
I can only pray now

Simon hope I will not be overcome by niggeritis

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:24:47 No.503741 Report

Quoted By: >>503769

>>503701
excellent idea my faithful servant. now then, do you recall where you kept the gold?

Farmer Hans[60HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 2/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans[60HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 2/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:24:51 No.503742 Report

Quoted By: >>503767

>>503710
I do the epic step on hoe running gag, lose hp
Reroll for growing crops

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:24:55 No.503744 Report

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>thinking to myself
>cant believe some people fall for the shit I give them kek

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:McAtZR0U Tue 16 May 2017 05:25:16 No.503749 Report

Quoted By: >>503763

>>503731
REEEEE, PEASANT REVOLT NOW

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:25:17 No.503750 Report

Quoted By: >>503775

>>503702
What!!?? Who has done this wicked act? We must seek justice!

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:25:24 No.503752 Report

Quoted By: >>503781

>>503702
Just to be clear, those weren't actually my potions. Maybe you should report the Jew to the guards?

Rolling for another tobacco harvest!

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 2/10)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 2/10) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:25:40 No.503757 Report

Quoted By: >>503805

>>503657
It's a deal. Or you can join me as my unholy dread mage

Roll to flex thick humerus's

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:25:57 No.503763 Report

Quoted By: >>503797

>>503749
>roll for NPC guard sent out to beat the peasants

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:26:10 No.503766 Report

Quoted By: >>503811

I feel like it's time to make some improvements to my store oy vey

>roll to improve store

Farmer Hans[60HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 2/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans[60HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 2/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:26:16 No.503767 Report

Quoted By: >>503797

>>503718
That would be splendid!
>>503742
Fuck, reroll

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:26:25 No.503769 Report

Quoted By: >>503821

>>503741
*roll for memory*
Pretty sure I left it in the rose garden, buried near the northwest wall

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rvB3B47q Tue 16 May 2017 05:26:30 No.503772 Report

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Roll

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:26:36 No.503775 Report

Quoted By: >>503803

>>503750
twas the jew merchant Oyveyburg. I demand his head! or a refund, either will work.

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:26:53 No.503781 Report

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>>503752
An abysmal harvest. Potentially sabotaged by the Jew merchant.

Rolling for potency of poison. Quantity is 3.

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:27:06 No.503785 Report

Quoted By:

I continue to deepen my faith, hoping the light will ward off my ongoing niggeritis

I am starting to be overcome with nigger thoughts

>roll to resist niggerness

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 05:27:22 No.503787 Report

Quoted By: >>503842

>>503655
Do not worry, valiant defender of the faith. I will try to assist you in your quest for relief from the sickness that afflicts you.
>rolling to use Simon's sacred disease curing arts to make the paladin without nigger in him to bring him closer in his goal, using 20mp

Farmer Hans[60HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 3/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans[60HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 3/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:27:50 No.503797 Report

Quoted By: >>503822

>>503767
Nice, finally some growth
Continue with it
>>503763
But sir, I did not do any wrong!

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:28:02 No.503803 Report

Quoted By:

>>503775
Aha! We should have never given that greasy merchant a pass on tariffs!

It is time to bring his pimpled arse to court!
>Roll for catching the jew before he departs from the city

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 3/10)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 3/10) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:28:09 No.503805 Report

Quoted By: >>503839 >>503849 >>503873

>>503757
I march to the nearest town and scout out NPC's to kill, so I can steal their bones

Roll to torch peasant village

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:28:28 No.503811 Report

Quoted By:

>>503766
>bigger store, with more room and chests

I am loving life at the moment kek

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:28:54 No.503821 Report

Quoted By: >>503856

>>503769
then to the rose garden it is. but the northwest wall is some distance away. and criminals such as us can't simply wander through all that farmland out in the open. we'll need transportation. I say we buy a horse.

Farmer Hans[60HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 4/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans[60HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 4/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:29:01 No.503822 Report

Quoted By:

>>503797
Got a shitty kilo of wheat due to my crops being of shit quality
Replant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:18ma90/G Tue 16 May 2017 05:29:36 No.503837 Report

Quoted By: >>503888

The Cathedral is the most grand in all the land, perhaps even the world.
The Gods are extremely pleased.
+1 to all rolls for the Clergy for the rest of the game

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:29:42 No.503839 Report

Quoted By: >>503894

>>503805
>NPC guards fail to beat peasants, arrive just in time to see skeleton king posses the peasant skeletons
>Two NPC guards are killed by skeleton king and become skeleton minions

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp - Not yet a nigger

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp - Not yet a nigger ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:29:49 No.503842 Report

Quoted By: >>503881

>>503787
Thank you oh Clergyman

My niggeritis is warded off greatly now, but it is only a matter of time before I feel symptoms again.
>>503727
I await a more permanant cure to my dark visage, for now I can only pray

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 4/10)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 4/10) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:30:03 No.503849 Report

Quoted By: >>503876 >>503894

>>503805
Roll to play my repaired wind instrument to resurrect the dead npc's as minor skellies

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 5/10)

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The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 5/10) ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:30:14 No.503851 Report

Quoted By: >>503861 >>503888 >>503906 >>504458

>>503727
It's like has never been seen before. It's massive, visible from miles away. Light floods into the interior through vast stained glass windows and reflects off a pool of limpid holy water. Singing echoes through its cavernous halls, and the faint smell of incense greets all who enter.

The sun shines off white stones outside, and each day the bells of its highest towers call the devotees of Simon to prayer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsQB6gGRu4

>Heretics cannot enter the cathedral
>The holy water of the central basin can cure any ailment if the prayers of the afflicted are pure (roll dubs)

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:30:39 No.503856 Report

Quoted By: >>503900 >>503957 >>504118

>>503821
*persuade roll*
shit nigger I've got a fucking dog body, seems like a weiner dog too
why can't you just glue a bunch of fur to me and I'll rush on other there and dig that shit up with these doge claws?

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:30:55 No.503861 Report

Quoted By: >>503871

>>503851
Roll to heal this rash that somehow survived the mint leaves

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:31:15 No.503866 Report

Quoted By:

Oy vey, it has been a slow day today, prehaps I can scheme of some things to sell to the people kekers

>roll to produce goods

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:31:21 No.503870 Report

Quoted By: >>503893

NICOTINE POISON
>INFLICTS 1 DMG/ROLL, 3 ROLLS
>3 USES
>12G APIECE

>QUANTITY: 3

Rolling to improve stall. Let's keep up with the Jew.

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:31:24 No.503871 Report

Quoted By:

>>503861
>rash has now spread to entire lower body
FUCK

Farmer Hans[60HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 4/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM

Farmer Hans[60HP, 70MP, 100G, Lvl. 1, 4/10XP] !CCErNgi7rM ID:V4mThgYT Tue 16 May 2017 05:31:29 No.503873 Report

Quoted By: >>504090

>>503805
My shack is destroyed
HOL UP, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE, YOU WON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MY HOE OF RAPE
Roll for attack

King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1)

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King Corbega the First (Lvl. 1) ID:0k3ieg+o Tue 16 May 2017 05:31:37 No.503876 Report

Quoted By: >>503907

>>503849
Oh shit we got a necromancer on our hands now

(roll again, your last two didgits determines the size of your army

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 5/10)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 5/10) ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:31:50 No.503881 Report

Quoted By:

>>503842
Come home, my son. Simon shall bathe you in his light.

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp - Not yet a nigger

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp - Not yet a nigger ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:32:04 No.503888 Report

Quoted By: >>503997

>>503837
Alas, are my ears not decieved?

Has the Cathedral finally been built?

I can finally be free of this sickly burden upon my face!

>Enter Cathedral to be blessed
>>503851

Oh High Priest Samuel, cure me of my sickly visage, I emplore you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Cd8zE+Dy Tue 16 May 2017 05:32:11 No.503891 Report

Quoted By:

>>503387
/bant/ discord

get in now before invites are closed

no jews

no niggers

https://discord gg/SPpPBDs

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 1: 70 HP, 70 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:32:15 No.503893 Report

Quoted By: >>503935

>>503870
>Entire structure collapses
>Remaining stock is damaged
>Curses the Jew

Rolling to begin repairs.

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 5/10)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 5/10) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:32:20 No.503894 Report

Quoted By:

>>503849
>>503839
fantastic

Where's that enchanter? I offer you one npc peon for your garden dog skelly

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:32:44 No.503900 Report

Quoted By: >>503957

>>503856
very well I suppose. but I'll still need to cover my face somehow.

*roll to disguise ourselves*

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Clergymember 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 05:33:18 No.503906 Report

Quoted By: >>503997

>>503851
Your great faith in Simon has wrought such works, exalted one. I am at your disposal to assist you in your interpretation and execution of the will of Simon. What are my tasks?

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 6/10)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 6/10) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:33:19 No.503907 Report

Quoted By: >>503924 >>503943

>>503876
Damn son I get a whole army?

Rollin

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 6/10)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp XP 6/10) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:34:11 No.503924 Report

Quoted By:

>>503907
Shit. Well I am a novice at necromancy I guess.
7 skellies for the skelly throne

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [70 HP, 70MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:34:47 No.503935 Report

Quoted By: >>503943 >>503975 >>504090

>produces goods
hehe now i can scam the peoples of this land for money
>takes a walk around the town
>>503893
>laughs when I pass the store

"Oy vey, I hope your store collapes to the ground you filth!"

> roll for insult

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:35:20 No.503943 Report

Quoted By: >>503987 >>503989

>>503907
HAH! You foul bonebag! You will never get into the city! For I, Clayton Snaggletooth, the Kings finest, and my 3 remaining NPC guards shall hold your pitiful army at bay!

>>503935
>roll for harsh words at jew merchant

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:35:37 No.503946 Report

Quoted By:

Level up!

Roll to finish repairs.

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:36:00 No.503957 Report

Quoted By: >>504005

>>503900
>>503856
now that we can blend in lest be off the the garden.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xwcX1mNl Tue 16 May 2017 05:36:12 No.503958 Report

Quoted By: >>503981

Pls be merciful

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:36:51 No.503975 Report

Quoted By: >>504004 >>504090

>>503935
>Roll to strike Jew merchant for even thinking of talking to his Orcish overlord

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:37:13 No.503981 Report

Quoted By:

>>503958
AHA! Welcome to the ranks of the finest, most just members of society! We have recently had two spots in our ranks open up!

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp 69m 100g XP 6/10)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp 69m 100g XP 6/10) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:37:40 No.503987 Report

Quoted By:

>>503943
>rides home to my dungeon carried by my 7 skelly army like a rockstar

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl1 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl1 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 05:37:55 No.503989 Report

Quoted By: >>504040

>>503943
Greetings, man of arms. Would you like to make a donation to the clergy of the great god Simon?

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 6/10) Total bonus +2

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 6/10) Total bonus +2 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:38:14 No.503997 Report

Quoted By: >>504063 >>504090

>>503906
We must turn our efforts to making this city a holy one.

We will need more monks, a greater congregation, more beautiful music, vast and beautiful gardens surrounding the palace of Simon, and of course more written works of the greatness of Simon.

To root out the Blepites is the work of the paladins, but they will need help. By bringing skilled armorers and healers into the fold we can support the holy crusade.

>>503888
Go forth, my son. You are cured.

>rolling for divine inspiration, so that the advice I give to my flock will be sound.

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 60 HP, 80MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 60 HP, 80MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:38:33 No.504004 Report

Quoted By: >>504040 >>504045

>>503975
AH YOU FILTH
I will be contacting the Royal Guard to imprison you

>roll for speech

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:38:35 No.504005 Report

Quoted By: >>504041

>>503957
Are you sure this is a good disguise

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp 69m 100g XP 7/10)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl2 71hp 69m 100g XP 7/10) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:39:46 No.504027 Report

Quoted By:

>Hosts a skeleton only rave in my cave
Roll for king of the party

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:40:21 No.504036 Report

Quoted By:

>>503387
God this is fucking overcomplicated and prone to abuse, I'M IN

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:40:30 No.504040 Report

Quoted By: >>504081

>>503989
No, begone with your begging church! I serve only the king and his glorious ass.

>>504004
I find your speech unconvincing... Why should I busy myself with chasing down a slippery merchant?!

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 35 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:40:36 No.504041 Report

Quoted By: >>504071

>>504005
it's perfect. now get digging. by my estimate that cathedral's nearly built.

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:40:42 No.504045 Report

Quoted By: >>504074

>>504004
Do as you will, Nigel. You have the charisma and odour of a boar.

Roll to begin improvements on stall.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pKjb0WYg Tue 16 May 2017 05:41:37 No.504061 Report

Quoted By:

>>503387
DESU

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp (EXP 1/10)

Paladin Leeroy: level 2 80 hp 80 mp 150 gp (EXP 1/10) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:41:39 No.504063 Report

Quoted By: >>504109

>>503997
I am cured!
Blessings on to you most Exalted Samuel.

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:42:03 No.504071 Report

Quoted By: >>504097

>>504041
Shit, here I go

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:42:16 No.504074 Report

Quoted By:

>>504045
More room for produce! Praise the sun!

Roll to begin growing produce. Mostly potatoes.

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 60 HP, 80MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 60 HP, 80MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:42:42 No.504081 Report

Quoted By: >>504091 >>504108

>>504040
because he is scamming the people of this land with his faulty goods!

and he striked me with his disgusting hands which is against the law if im not mistaken?

>roll for speech

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl1 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl1 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 05:43:40 No.504090 Report

Quoted By:

>>503997
I will go forth into the city to call upon the faithful of Simon.
>rolling for speech to convince people to convert to Simon's faith (clergy has +1 rolls)
>>503975
>>503935
>>503873

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:43:50 No.504091 Report

Quoted By: >>504134

>>504081
I have never heard a dumber thing in my life! The assumption you make that I would inconvenience myself by doing something today is preposterous!

Begone with you!
>roll for intimidation

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 30 MP) {EXP: 2/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 30 MP) {EXP: 2/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:44:04 No.504097 Report

Quoted By: >>504116

>>504071
hmm... nothing so far. looks like I need to do everything yet again.

*spend 5 mana to enchant my servants feet with +5 luck*

this will ad 5 to whatever you roll while digging

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp)

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Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:44:10 No.504100 Report

Quoted By: >>504133 >>504415 >>504675

Ok my skeletons have renovated the cave. This is the entrance. If you want to raid muh cave start here, but there are seven skellies guarding it so watch yo ass nigga

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:44:23 No.504108 Report

Quoted By:

>>504081
>Keks at the shaking Jew while arranging produce on a new, shiny, nice as fuck stall.

Rolling for harvest. Quality is subpar.

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 7/10) Total bonus +2

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 80 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 7/10) Total bonus +2 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:44:42 No.504109 Report

Quoted By: >>504184

>>504063
Take this final blessing my son.

>roll to bless paladin, if successful spends 10x roll in MP to grant 1/2 roll in XP rounded down

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:44:58 No.504116 Report

Quoted By: >>504136

>>504097
HOLY FUCK
how good a whore—I mean gardener was I?

Samwise the Gardener [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP)))

Samwise the Gardener [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:45:18 No.504118 Report

Quoted By: >>504144 >>504151 >>504187

So what the fuck do I use mana for? Do I subtract my attack rolls from mana at the same time as my target subtracts them from HP or something?

>>503856
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE another gardener the instructions say I hate you, ATTACK

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp XP 9/10 Mag 69)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl3) (81hp XP 9/10 Mag 69) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:46:15 No.504133 Report

Quoted By:

>>504100
I'm storing all my gold in this cave, 100g

Leaving to raid another village

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 60 HP, 80MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 60 HP, 80MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:46:21 No.504134 Report

Quoted By: >>504156

>>504091
pfft you don't scare me you flith
*curses in hebrew*

>roll for insult

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 30 MP) {EXP: 3/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 30 MP) {EXP: 3/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:46:29 No.504136 Report

Quoted By: >>504151

>>504116
how much is in it?

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 0 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) Total bonus +2

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 0 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) Total bonus +2 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:46:38 No.504140 Report

Quoted By: >>504148

>pray to replenish 3x roll as MP

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:47:02 No.504144 Report

Quoted By: >>504185

>>504118
>Roll to throw a large potato

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 0 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) Total bonus +2

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 0 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) Total bonus +2 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:47:19 No.504148 Report

Quoted By:

>>504140
I fall asleep praying. Simon forgive me!

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 55 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:47:34 No.504151 Report

Quoted By: >>504187 >>504208

>>504118
>>504136
*taunt roll successful, ignores nigger enchanter*
HEY ESSE YOU WANNA FUCK THIS SHIT I'LL BITE YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF WEAK ASS POSER WANNA BE GARDENER FAGGOT

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:47:57 No.504156 Report

Quoted By: >>504191 >>504212 >>504250 >>504307

My King! This skeleton scourge has been a threat to our border for far too long! Shall we lead an assault with our 3 NPC swordsmen and myself, equipped with a sword and tobacco poison!?!

>>504134
>roll for throw rock

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oIkh15Qh Tue 16 May 2017 05:48:29 No.504162 Report

Quoted By: >>504182 >>504253

>>503387
Rolling for village idiot

Samwise the Gardener [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP)))

Samwise the Gardener [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:48:34 No.504163 Report

Quoted By: >>504193

Seriously where are the rest of the instructions, there's obviously more game mechanics not mentioned in OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oIkh15Qh Tue 16 May 2017 05:49:16 No.504182 Report

Quoted By: >>504299

>>504162
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (150 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (150 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:49:22 No.504184 Report

Quoted By:

>>504109
Thank you Father Samuel

* I feel invigorated, as my body is bathed in holy light *

I feel as blessed as the day I was sworn in as Paladin!

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:49:24 No.504185 Report

Quoted By:

>>504144
>13 Damage to Samwise from an aerial potato.
>Keks and acts normal.

Roll to sabotage some of the Jew's goods.

Samwise the Gardener [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP)))

Samwise the Gardener [70/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:49:25 No.504186 Report

Quoted By:

Also why didn't my attack hurt this doggo, wat is going on

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 28 MP) {EXP: 3/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 28 MP) {EXP: 3/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:49:29 No.504187 Report

Quoted By: >>504208 >>504220

>>504118
>>504151
we don't have time for this.

*spend 2 mana and roll to give >>504118 an enchantment of silence*

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 54 HP, 80MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 54 HP, 80MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:49:34 No.504191 Report

Quoted By: >>504243 >>504273

>>504156
AH SON OF A MOTHERS WHORE
>hits the Royal Guard
>roll for attack

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 0 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) Total bonus +2

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 0 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) Total bonus +2 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:49:39 No.504193 Report

Quoted By:

I wake up and pray for more mana again.

>>504163
nope, that's where the autism comes in

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 0/10 Mag 79)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 0/10 Mag 79) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:50:23 No.504205 Report

Quoted By:

rolling to rape another peasant village while pouring milk on myself and powerlifting

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 28 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 28 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:50:35 No.504208 Report

Quoted By:

>>504187
>>504151
look see, now he has no mouth. now how much gold did you just dig up?

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl1 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl1 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 05:50:49 No.504212 Report

Quoted By: >>504250 >>504273

>>504156
Hail again, man of arms. Would you like me to pray to Simon for your success? Should He be willing, He shall grant you great boons, but should He show himself to not support your cause, He shall grant you great curses. What say you?

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 0 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) Total bonus +2

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 0 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 8/10) Total bonus +2 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:50:59 No.504217 Report

Quoted By: >>504247

A third time, I pray to replenish my mana.

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 50 hp 60 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 50 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:51:25 No.504220 Report

Quoted By: >>504255 >>504256

>>504187
>tries to bark
>can't
>nudges open chest
>blinded by the light of gold and jewels
-5 hp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YOyvBGbW Tue 16 May 2017 05:51:27 No.504221 Report

Quoted By: >>504450

>>503387
Rolling, this seems like fun

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:52:21 No.504243 Report

Quoted By:

>>504191
>While the Jew and the guard fight, Breivik sabotages some of his goods with moderate success.

Potatoes, anyone!
>2 HP/potato!
>1 Use
>5 GP apiece!

>Quantity: 15

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 9/10) Total bonus +2

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 9/10) Total bonus +2 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:52:38 No.504247 Report

Quoted By:

>>504217
At last, Simon answers me, and gives me 5x roll as my bonus made that exceptional

>pray for tranquility and enlightenment

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (150 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (150 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:52:42 No.504250 Report

Quoted By: >>504307

>>504212
>>504156
I shall aid you in fighting off this skeleton horde!
We shall march into battle with thousands blessings of Simon by our side!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cIkKYM+B Tue 16 May 2017 05:52:45 No.504253 Report

Quoted By:

>>504162
>nigger royal guard
Nice

Samwise the Gardener [69/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP)))

Samwise the Gardener [69/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:52:53 No.504255 Report

Quoted By: >>504282 >>504284 >>504285 >>504308 >>504353

>>504220
*silently attacks enemy gardener again*

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 28 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 28 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:52:58 No.504256 Report

Quoted By:

>>504220
oh shit. I meant to enchant him not you. that should ware off in like 1 turn.

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:53:44 No.504273 Report

Quoted By: >>504306 >>504373 >>504375 >>504463

>>504191
You pointy nosed bastard! You shall pay!
>Roll for piecing jews nose and throwing him in the stockades

>>504212
Good priest, I request for you to pray to God, granting me power and swiftness! I also request that you grant me the aid of Paladin Leeroy to smite the Skeleton King!

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 40 hp 60 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 40 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:54:13 No.504282 Report

Quoted By:

>>504255
*gets hit by asshole gardener sneak attack, can't bark for help for master*
-10 hp

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:54:16 No.504284 Report

Quoted By: >>504349

>>504255
I HIT YOU FOR 13 HP YOU FUCKING CHEATING CUNT

FUCK THIS GAME

MODS

Samwise the Gardener [69/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP)))

Samwise the Gardener [69/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:54:19 No.504285 Report

Quoted By: >>504298 >>504353

>>504255
[That's a crit, "do max roll + dubs number" is confusing wording, so can be either 9+5=14 damage or 55+5=60 damage]

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 9/10) Total bonus +2

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl2) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 9/10) Total bonus +2 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:55:04 No.504297 Report

Quoted By:

>roll to commission a formal garden around the cathedral

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 0 hp 60 mp 0 gp

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO dog-skeleton-6680297.jpg, 105KiB, 345x450

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 0 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 05:55:05 No.504298 Report

Quoted By: >>504349 >>504353 >>504383

>>504285
oh fuck

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl1 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl1 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 05:55:06 No.504299 Report

Quoted By:

>>504182
Går du med Simon i ditt liv?

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:55:16 No.504303 Report

Quoted By:

MODS

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:55:23 No.504306 Report

Quoted By: >>504359 >>504375

>>504273
>guard scrapes the edge of my nose
>misses the tackle

oh shit oh shit
>roll for escape back to my stall

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 0/10 Mag 79)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 0/10 Mag 79) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:55:24 No.504307 Report

Quoted By: >>504359 >>504399

>>504250
>>504156
Please ignore the skeletal horde raping your villages, it is merely a distraction by your real enemy, the jewish merchant

Roll for persuasion while running back to cave, hands full of village loot and tendies from immolated chickens

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 23 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 23 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:55:25 No.504308 Report

Quoted By: >>504349

>>504255
not you again. just leave my minion alone. he doesn't even garden anymore.

*spend 5 mana on enchantment of melted feet to make sure gardener can't move*

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 0/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 0/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 05:56:10 No.504318 Report

Quoted By: >>504347 >>504358 >>504375

*hops up onto Oyveyburg The Merchant's stall, and knocks over goods, as cats are wont to do.*

>rolling for feline shenanigans

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 2/10 Mag 79)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 2/10 Mag 79) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 05:57:12 No.504346 Report

Quoted By: >>504404

Roll for gold taken from village (last two digits)

Merchant, I require your finest potions

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:57:13 No.504347 Report

Quoted By:

>>504318
>Keks at Jew from stall

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP)))

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 05:57:20 No.504349 Report

Quoted By:

>>504284
[sorry I didn't realize a fucking potato was a martial weapon u shitbird]

>>504298
[So it is full dubs amount? That's good to know then]

>>504308
*drags footless self away on elbows, having accomplished gardener vendetta*

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 13 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 13 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:57:29 No.504353 Report

Quoted By: >>504383 >>504458

>>504255
>>504285
there now have fun standing there until the enchantment wares off in 5 days.
>>504298
*spend 10 mana to revive undead servant with half HP*

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 05:57:42 No.504358 Report

Quoted By:

>>504318
*smugly eyes the scattered goods, knowing his work as a cat has only yet to begin! I scamper away from the stall*

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 05:57:44 No.504359 Report

Quoted By:

>>504307 >>504306
>that roll
The jeW MENACE MUST END! Guards! Priests! We must fight this greasy threat to Christianity! No longer will he pollute our streets!

>roll for pursuit of the jew

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 0/10) Total bonus +3

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The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 0/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:58:14 No.504370 Report

Quoted By: >>504389

>roll to spread word of Simon across the city

ATTENTION TO ALL GARDENERS

The clergy is looking to create a grand landscaping project around the cathedral, complete with a hedge maze. All who are interested should apply. Simon rewards his devotees!

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl1 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl1 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 05:58:21 No.504373 Report

Quoted By: >>504440 >>504463

>>504273
The staunch defender of our faith is under his own command. I shall pray to our lord Simon for your benefit.
>rolling to pray for swiftness for the soldiers, granting them +2 protection from damage and +1 to attack rolls

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:58:28 No.504375 Report

Quoted By: >>504440

>>504273
>>504306
>>504318
>finally escape the guard
>comes back to stall

OY VEY WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY STALL

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 10 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [305gold] (43 HP / 10 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 05:58:44 No.504383 Report

Quoted By: >>504419

>>504353
damn it

>>504298
*spend 3 mana to revive servant at 5HP*

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 0/10) Total bonus +3

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 0/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 05:59:01 No.504389 Report

Quoted By: >>504458

>>504370
With the clergy bonus this isn't a total failure, but it's a failure nonetheless

>roll to spread word of Simon

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 05:59:20 No.504396 Report

Quoted By: >>504444

my stall is ruined what shall i do now!

>sees royal guard in the distance
>fuck

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (150 gp) (EXP 1/30)

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Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (150 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 05:59:27 No.504399 Report

Quoted By: >>504444 >>504494

>>504307
That is a rather convincing argument.

We must purge the Jews from our kingdom, for they are the cause of the ever-rising degeneracy and heresy in our Kingdom.

I CALL UPON THE POWER OF SIMON TO SMITE THEE OH DIRTY JEW

>Roll to gas the jews

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 05:59:45 No.504404 Report

Quoted By: >>504437 >>504459

>>504346
I only have potatoes for you, Lord! Mu potions, the best you'll ever have, will be ready in two rolls.

Do not see the Jew.

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 2/10 Mag 79)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 2/10 Mag 79) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 06:00:15 No.504415 Report

Quoted By: >>504465

>>504100
Now storing 146g
10 skeltal guards with 25hp each

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [1305gold] (43 HP / 10 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [1305gold] (43 HP / 10 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:00:23 No.504419 Report

Quoted By: >>504453

>>504383
welp I tried. I guess I'm really no good at necromancy.

I guess I just take all this gold and go buy a new henchman of something.

**pocket the 1000 gold**

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:01:12 No.504437 Report

Quoted By: >>504501

>>504404
*I lay my eyes on Breivik's ramshackle stall. I sneak over and steal a random piece of produce!*

>rolling for more feline shenanigans

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 06:01:13 No.504440 Report

Quoted By: >>504523

>>504375
>catching up from 9 roll
AHA! Me and my NPC guards will get you now!
>all guards have -2 protection and -1 attack >>504373
>I attack, roll for damage

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (150 gp) (EXP 1/30)

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Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (150 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:01:16 No.504444 Report

Quoted By: >>504478 >>504520

>>504396
>>504399

OH SHIT WHAT A ROLL

I seize your wares for the Church oh dirty Merchant.

Your coming with me.

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:01:24 No.504445 Report

Quoted By: >>504469

>roll to repair store

Soren Aelius, Elvish Bard: [Level 1 70HP 70MP 100GP]

Soren Aelius, Elvish Bard: [Level 1 70HP 70MP 100GP] ID:YOyvBGbW Tue 16 May 2017 06:01:36 No.504450 Report

Quoted By:

>>504221
*Attempts to begin playing a rousing ballad in the local tavern*

>Rolling for song reception

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 0 hp 60 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 1 0 hp 60 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:01:45 No.504453 Report

Quoted By: >>504498 >>504534 >>504637

>>504419
I will haunt your worst nightmares you nigger
*dies*

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP)))

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:01:59 No.504458 Report

Quoted By: >>504498

>>503851
>drag self to temple and fall upon the mercy of the all-powerful, all-healing Simon
>drag self to basin to try to heal muteness and melted feet with dubs

>>504353
[So are you making up these magic rules with pure autism then? Also how does a level 2 enchanter do necromancy, or did you just revive the dog as a sort of animated enchanted object?]

>>504389
*hears word and waves silently from the basin*

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 2/10 Mag 79)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 2/10 Mag 79) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 06:02:00 No.504459 Report

Quoted By: >>504503

>>504404
Roll to have one of my skeltal minions give you a backhanded slap and steal your potatos

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl2 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) lvl2 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 06:02:09 No.504463 Report

Quoted By: >>504523

>>504273
>>504373
It is a success! Go with Simon, valiant ones!

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [1305gold] (43 HP / 10 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [1305gold] (43 HP / 10 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:02:19 No.504465 Report

Quoted By: >>504503

>>504415
skelly king. I've got shit ton of gold. you wanna use some of that dark magic to restore my mana and health? I'll pay handsomely.

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (150 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (150 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:02:26 No.504469 Report

Quoted By: >>504499

>>504445
BY THE HOLY LIGHT STOP RIGHT THERE AND HAND OVER YOUR WARES

Your jewery ends here

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:02:48 No.504478 Report

Quoted By: >>504506

>>504444
quads oh fuck

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:03:27 No.504494 Report

Quoted By:

>>504399
>Booming with keks.

>Rolling for healing potions and powders made entirely from natural ingredients.

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [1305gold] (43 HP / 10 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [1305gold] (43 HP / 10 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:03:46 No.504498 Report

Quoted By:

>>504453
well that was weird

>>504458
>or did you just revive the dog as a sort of animated enchanted object?
yeah sure whatever.

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [135G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:03:49 No.504499 Report

Quoted By: >>504559

>>504469
OY VEY PLEASE GREAT ONE LET ME LIVE MY LIFE IN PEACE, SPARE ME, I WILL LEAVE THESE LANDS AND NEVER RETURN IF YOU LET ME LEAVE IN PEACE

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:03:55 No.504501 Report

Quoted By: >>504578

>>504437
*I sink my fangs into a carrot! I now make my escape with the ill-gotten vegetable!*

>rolling for stealth escape

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 2/10 Mag 79)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 2/10 Mag 79) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 06:04:00 No.504503 Report

Quoted By: >>504534

>>504459
Yes, YES
Add the potatoes to the gold store, now we can buy goods from the Irish.

>>504465
Will do good buddy. But how much gold we talkin here

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 06:04:09 No.504506 Report

Quoted By:

>>504478
AHA! You have been banished to the Cathedral dungeons! Rot in prison, you foul jew!

I, Clayton Snaggletooth take full credit for the capture of this heathen!

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 06:04:50 No.504520 Report

Quoted By: >>504532

>>504444
Well done, champion of Simon! The money of the Jews will go towards many great works in Simon's name

>money seized = roll x 100

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) 70 hp 50 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 06:05:03 No.504523 Report

Quoted By: >>504560

>>504463
>>504440
Wait, am I lvl 2 yet? If I am, you succeeded.

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 success rolls>>

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 success rolls>> ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:05:15 No.504525 Report

Quoted By: >>504550 >>504551

Pray for healing at basin.

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1492873554123.png, 146KiB, 199x200

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 06:05:29 No.504532 Report

Quoted By: >>504609

>>504520

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [1305gold] (43 HP / 10 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [1305gold] (43 HP / 10 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:05:34 No.504534 Report

Quoted By: >>504595 >>504633

>>504503
200 for my HP and 200 for my mana. and I'll give you an additional 300 if you revive my dead undead servant >>504453

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 80 HP, 80 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:06:26 No.504550 Report

Quoted By: >>504574 >>504587

>>504525
>Roll to hold Samwise's stupid fucking head underwater.

YOU DIE HERE.

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<5/8 success rolls>>

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<5/8 success rolls>> ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:06:27 No.504551 Report

Quoted By: >>504604

>>504525
Continue begging Simon to restore my muteness and melted feet.

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:06:28 No.504552 Report

Quoted By:

fuck what shall i do in this disgusting dungeon they have thrown me in

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:06:51 No.504559 Report

Quoted By: >>504581

>>504499
You know, I was going to take you away to concentrate in one of our newly built camps, however, I have found your wares exceptionally helpful in aiding the funding of the church. (+grazillion shekels)

By the order of the Church, you are now exiled from our lands.

Flee, and let us never see your dirty nose around these parts ever again

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 06:06:55 No.504560 Report

Quoted By: >>504581

>>504523
The jew has been delivered to the cathedral dungeon. We can only hope that he does not scheme from inside those foul depths.

>I have not won a single roll in this thread

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<5/8 success rolls>>

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<5/8 success rolls>> ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:07:44 No.504574 Report

Quoted By: >>504600

>>504550
LMAO, enjoy drowning yourself.
Roll to drownattack Breivik by Simon's will while still praying to Simon to restore me.

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:07:58 No.504578 Report

Quoted By:

>>504501
*In my escape, I manage to scatter some miscellaneous items, drawing attention to the stall! However, Breivik is not present, so I am able to make my getaway unimpeded!*

Fucking meow.

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:08:11 No.504581 Report

Quoted By:

>>504560
>>504559
Oh very well then, we shall let him rot in our dungeons

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 06:08:31 No.504587 Report

Quoted By: >>504619 >>504646

>>504550
There is no violence in the holy cathedral.

>rolling to excommunicate

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 3/10 Mag 79)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 3/10 Mag 79) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 06:08:56 No.504595 Report

Quoted By: >>504637

>>504534
>notices that you stopped talking, breaks from staring into the distance blankly
Wh- uh yes, of course
>spins up evil bad guy magic
>casts it on you for 20magic

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 06:09:04 No.504597 Report

Quoted By:

>roll to poke jew with stick through bars

Breivik, LVL 2: 86 HP, 90 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 86 HP, 90 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:09:19 No.504600 Report

Quoted By: >>504606 >>504619

>>504574
>Drowning
>Roll to strike with potato

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:09:34 No.504603 Report

Quoted By: >>504613 >>504618

>feeling hungry
GUARDS I DEMAND SOME FOOD, I HAVE NOT BEEN GIVEN A HOT MEAL IN A WHILE AND FEELING HUNGRY

>roll for speech

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) 70 hp 40 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) 70 hp 40 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 06:09:48 No.504604 Report

Quoted By: >>504707

>>504551
I shall pray for thee, O thou of the flock of Simon.
>rolling to cast priestly non-hp affecting healing magic to end these ailments for 10 mana

Breivik, LVL 2: 86 HP, 90 MP l 150 G

Breivik, LVL 2: 86 HP, 90 MP l 150 G ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:09:54 No.504606 Report

Quoted By: >>504639 >>504659 >>504707

>>504600
HERE LIES BREIVIK

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:10:06 No.504609 Report

Quoted By: >>504646 >>504659

>>504532
Do not fret Father, for I have already collected our spoils during the confrontation. (+900 shekels to the church)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0k3ieg+o Tue 16 May 2017 06:10:16 No.504613 Report

Quoted By:

>>504603
oy vey...

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 3/10 Mag 59)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 3/10 Mag 59) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 06:10:23 No.504616 Report

Quoted By: >>504633

That is, you and your companion. 20 magic after all.

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 06:10:24 No.504618 Report

Quoted By: >>504730

>>504603
Oh, Ill get you a meal alright...
>roll for NPC dwarf guard to spoonfeed slop to jew

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<5/8 success rolls>>

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<5/8 success rolls>> ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:10:29 No.504619 Report

Quoted By: >>504691

>>504587
"I APOLOGIZE OH GREAT ONE, IT WAS MERELY IN SELF-DEFENSE" - spoken in mute flailing

>>504600
*pulls Breivik out of the water and wipes him off*

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:70 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:10:53 No.504628 Report

Quoted By:

*internal thought dialogue*

Okay, I have a carrot. Now what the fuck? I went from being a hero of the realm, to a double-nigger... and now I'm a cat. The fuck?

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 3/10 Mag 59)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 3/10 Mag 59) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 06:11:18 No.504633 Report

Quoted By:

>>504616
For
>>504534

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 80 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 80 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:11:32 No.504637 Report

Quoted By: >>504667

>>504595
thats what the fuck I'm talking about!

>>504453
looks you're revived again.

*give 700 gold to Skeltal King*

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 success rolls>>

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 success rolls>> ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:11:34 No.504639 Report

Quoted By:

>>504606
[tfw I'm already basically a serial killer sponsored by the church]

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 06:11:56 No.504646 Report

Quoted By: >>504659

>>504609
Excellent.

Would you be kind enough to remove a blasphemer from the cathedral? He has brought violence onto holy ground. >>504587

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 3/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 06:12:08 No.504649 Report

Quoted By: >>504684

*kicks cat*
>roll for attack, (still cursed by a failed blessing, 50% damage)

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 06:12:34 No.504659 Report

Quoted By:

>>504606
>>504646
>>504609
Oh he's dead nevermind

He rests in hell, unloved by the church

Unknown - Commoner [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 1/10 XP]

Unknown - Commoner [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 1/10 XP] ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:12:41 No.504661 Report

Quoted By:

Reroll

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO a82856c91c9cbf19c670726e5252b045.jpg, 88KiB, 340x340

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:12:55 No.504667 Report

Quoted By: >>504686

>>504637
Que chilero!
He brought me back and the dog too!

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 3/10 Mag 59)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 3/10 Mag 59) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 06:13:20 No.504675 Report

Quoted By:

>>504100
Now storing 846 gold
10 skellies in seperate rooms

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:13:43 No.504684 Report

Quoted By: >>504703

>>504649
*drops carrot, thinks to self, "AH SHIT MOTHERFUCKER! FUCKING HURT!"*

-speaks in angry meows and hisses-

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 80 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 80 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:13:44 No.504686 Report

Quoted By: >>504718

>>504667
now lets go set that Temple on fire!

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 06:13:55 No.504691 Report

Quoted By: >>504712 >>504744

>>504619
You may purge your sin by overseeing the landscaping of a grand garden for the church. The land around the cathedral must be truly inspiring.

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 5/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 23 HP, 5 MP, 5/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 06:14:42 No.504703 Report

Quoted By: >>504739

>>504684
Get away from the cathedral, you pest!
>roll for threatening gesture

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) 70 hp 40 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) 70 hp 40 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 06:14:55 No.504707 Report

Quoted By: >>504738 >>504744 >>504759 >>504773

>>504606 >>504604
Due to clerical +1 roll bonuses, you are cured!

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 success rolls>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 success rolls>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:15:10 No.504712 Report

Quoted By: >>504773

>>504691
*agrees in mute flailing while praying for healing*

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:15:22 No.504718 Report

Quoted By: >>504770

>>504686
Have we started the fire?

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 51 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:15:56 No.504730 Report

Quoted By: >>504764 >>504787

>>504618
>sees this huge fucking dwarf come towards me
>chuckles how fat this filth is
>oh fuck whys he coming to my cell
>opens the cell
>has a huge bowl of this shit looking slop
>throws me down on the ground
>oh fuck
>starts forcing the spoon full of slop into my mouth
>its burning hot
>cant breathe cause of the shit and my mouth burning

>roll to struggle

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 06:16:26 No.504738 Report

Quoted By: >>504759

>>504707
That man is a heretic who attempted to drown a man in the holy basin.

He must be banished from the church's lands.

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 1/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:16:31 No.504739 Report

Quoted By: >>504788

>>504703
*is not threatened, attempts to bite the Captain's ankle*

>rolling for catbite

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 success rolls>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 success rolls>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:16:40 No.504744 Report

Quoted By: >>504766 >>504787

>>504707
Thank you!

>>504691
I...I trust you will entrust me solely with the landscaping then? I'll get started at once.

>landscaping roll

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 06:17:42 No.504759 Report

Quoted By:

>>504738
>>504707
oh, wrong quotes

nevermind

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:17:59 No.504763 Report

Quoted By: >>504835

My liege, I burn more than ever with devotion to your service.

>Rolling for companion

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 40 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 40 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:18:04 No.504764 Report

Quoted By: >>504791

>>504730
>cant even move a muscle against this dwarf
>finishes feeding me the absolute shit
>my whole tongue is burning
>starts crying
>dwarf gets up and chuckles

CURSE YOU DWARF
>roll to insult dwarf and fight back

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 06:18:07 No.504766 Report

Quoted By:

>>504744
Of course. You may bring on as much help as you like, though.

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 75 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 75 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:18:16 No.504770 Report

Quoted By: >>504790 >>504792

>>504718
not yet. we need to do a few things first.

*grab a branch from the ground and use 5 mana to cast double nigger enchantment on it* (anyone hit by the stick become a double nigger)

now hand me one of your bones.

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) 70 hp 40 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) 70 hp 40 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 06:18:24 No.504773 Report

Quoted By: >>504787

>>504712 >>504707
Perhaps you are the one I meant to cure. I prayed for the health of one who was melted and mute and found success.

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 success rolls>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 success rolls>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:19:19 No.504787 Report

Quoted By: >>504833

>>504730
[JEW is confused! JEW hurt itself in its confusion!]

>>504744
Samwise toils and toils, but doesn't seem to make any noticeable improvement. He keeps at it.
>landscaping roll again

>>504773
Never shall I forget your kindness!

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 0 HP, 0 MP, 0/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 0 HP, 0 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 06:19:25 No.504788 Report

Quoted By: >>504826 >>504833

>>504739
>39 damage
* Screams in agony*
SIMON BLAST IT! THE FERAL BEAST HAS GOTTEN ME!! I AM NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD
* Goes orange, apparently from sudden onset carrot juice reaction*
*dies*

and so ends a honorable man

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3

The Exalted High Priest Samuel (Lvl3) [80 HP, 35 MP, 100 GP] (XP: 1/10) Total bonus +3 ID:et+eRv5p Tue 16 May 2017 06:19:30 No.504790 Report

Quoted By: >>504855 >>504937

>>504770
I guess you just made yourself a double nigger?

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 40 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 40 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:19:30 No.504791 Report

Quoted By: >>504799 >>504813

>>504764
>manages to hit the dwarf
>he grabs my hand and throws me against the wall

>roll for success of dwarf

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:19:36 No.504792 Report

Quoted By: >>504834 >>504836 >>504848

>>504770
*pulls a rib out and hands to nigger enchanter*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0k3ieg+o Tue 16 May 2017 06:20:18 No.504799 Report

Quoted By: >>504814

>>504791
>in responce the kings royal guard comes to investigate the clammering

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 40 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 40 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:21:18 No.504813 Report

Quoted By: >>504854

>>504791
>dwarf goes to hit me
>dodges the dwarf and and behind him

>roll to damage the dwarf now im behind him

King Corbega the First

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King Corbega the First ID:0k3ieg+o Tue 16 May 2017 06:21:20 No.504814 Report

Quoted By:

>>504799
dis me, da kigne

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 06:21:44 No.504823 Report

Quoted By:

>on the outskirts of the city, skeletons can be seen cartwheeling down a nearby hill

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:21:49 No.504826 Report

Quoted By: >>504872

>>504788
(RIP in peace my sides)
*internal cat thoughts* I can't believe that fucking worked! I... I can get shit done!

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:22:05 No.504833 Report

Quoted By: >>504853 >>504863

>>504788
[Wait why did you take 2 digits worth of damage? I thought it was only the first damage that's your roll according to the OP image?]

>>504787
The land around the temple is starting to look a little less unruly, but still a long way from being a garden.
>Gardening Roll

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 70 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 70 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:22:06 No.504834 Report

Quoted By: >>504844 >>504848 >>504863

>>504792
thanks.

*spend 5 mana to cast fire aspect on bone*

now you can use this to set shit on fire.

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:22:09 No.504835 Report

Quoted By: >>504869

>>504763
>Rolling to equip companion, Snowden, whose age has chilled his blood, and frozen up his heart

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:22:09 No.504836 Report

Quoted By: >>504844 >>504857

>>504792
Uh oh, it's kinda cracked

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:22:58 No.504844 Report

Quoted By:

>>504834
>>504836
Excellent..... I hope this thing holds

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 70 MP) {EXP: 4/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 70 MP) {EXP: 4/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:23:02 No.504848 Report

Quoted By: >>504857

>>504834
>>504792
shit hold on let me try again

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 0 HP, 0 MP, 0/10 XP]

Clayton Snaggletooth - Royal Guard Captain [Lvl 1: 0 HP, 0 MP, 0/10 XP] ID:PkasgDk3 Tue 16 May 2017 06:23:33 No.504853 Report

Quoted By: >>504875

>>504833
thought it was double digit damage?
in any case, that rash was really working against poor old Clayton. The cat bit him where the rash was really strong

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 40 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 40 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:23:36 No.504854 Report

Quoted By: >>504897

>>504813
>misses the dwarf
>now hes standing up with his hammer drawn towards me

>sees the cell door still open
>maybe i can escape?
>im faster than this dwarf and smaller, i can outrun him

>roll to escape from the dwarf

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) 70 hp 40 mp 100 kronor

Å The Human Priest (+1 clergy rolls) 70 hp 40 mp 100 kronor ID:8O46a+vv Tue 16 May 2017 06:23:45 No.504855 Report

Quoted By:

>>504790
I must leave the thread, exalted one. Sleep well when you do. May the glory of Simon be with you for life if we do not encounter each other again.

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 70 MP) {EXP: 5/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 70 MP) {EXP: 5/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:23:59 No.504857 Report

Quoted By: >>504874 >>504879

>>504836
>>504848
alright now you can set shit on fire.

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:24:13 No.504863 Report

Quoted By: >>504894

>>504834
[Did this guy just turn himself into a double nigger and nearly set himself on fire?]

>>504833
The land is still just barely showing signs of landscaping.
>Roll

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:24:46 No.504869 Report

Quoted By:

>>504835
>A long sword and shield!
>Spend rest of roll watching over the cathedral.

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:25:06 No.504872 Report

Quoted By: >>504881 >>504895

>>504826
*I retrieve the carrot, evaluating it's efficacy as a weapon. I attempt to stand on my hind-legs, to regain the bipedal mobility I once knew as a man*

>rolling for bipedal cat-life

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:25:08 No.504874 Report

Quoted By: >>504899 >>504907 >>504937

>>504857
*roll to set the castle's rose garden on fire creating a distraction*

King Corbega the First

King Corbega the First ID:0k3ieg+o Tue 16 May 2017 06:25:29 No.504875 Report

Quoted By:

>>504853
a 9 is an absolute critical hit so ur dead anyways

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 65 MP) {EXP: 5/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 65 MP) {EXP: 5/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:25:33 No.504879 Report

Quoted By: >>504937

>>504857
*spend 5 mana to cast deniggering enchantment on branch and use it on self*

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:25:46 No.504881 Report

Quoted By: >>504893

>>504872
*I fall flat on my face, my attempt failed. Not one to easily give up, I attempt to proudly stand once again*

>re-rolling for bipedal cat-life

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:26:41 No.504893 Report

Quoted By: >>504928

>>504881
*I fall again, this time landing in a goddamn puddle! Wet and shivering, I attempt to stand on my hind legs one more time before giving up hope*

>final re-roll for bipedal cat-life

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:26:42 No.504894 Report

Quoted By:

>>504863
Toil away thanklessly at landscaping.

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:26:46 No.504895 Report

Quoted By: >>504928

>>504872
>Shocked by carrot wielding cat attempting to walk on its hind legs.
>Strike at the abomination!

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 30 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 30 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:26:55 No.504897 Report

Quoted By: >>504929

>>504854
>just about to leave the cell
>trips over and hits my head against the brick wall
>dwarf readys his hammer against my head

>roll determines if dwarfs success

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:27:01 No.504899 Report

Quoted By: >>504907

>>504874
*Hears disturbance in the distance*

Sounds like tomfoolery is happening in the gardens! Did Samwise light himself on fire again?

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:27:32 No.504907 Report

Quoted By: >>504925

>>504874
>>504899
fuck, whoever took over my job made sure this shit isn't flammable
*reroll*

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 3/10 Mag 59)

Skeltal King Constant Screaming (lvl4 91 hp XP 3/10 Mag 59) ID:1neDR9Fm Tue 16 May 2017 06:27:48 No.504910 Report

Quoted By:

>Retires from adventuring
I leave my dungeon and its skellies to
SuperAids.

And also my blessing
>roll for health buff and skeleton king transmog (last two digits)

Its up to you to protect the treasure now

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:27:52 No.504912 Report

Quoted By:

rolling

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:28:32 No.504925 Report

Quoted By: >>504949 >>504960

>>504907
Stop right there! I will not have a fire in the gardens today!

>Roll to counter flames

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:65.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:28:42 No.504928 Report

Quoted By: >>504956

>>504893 >>504895

*falling again, I land on the ground, and am promptly struck by the boot of a Royal Guard!*
-internal cat dialogue- FUCK ME, why does this keep happening!

*I fly through the air, and attempt to land on all fours*

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 30 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 30 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:28:48 No.504929 Report

Quoted By: >>504983

>>504897
>dwarf swings his hammer at my head
>strikes my head
>falls unconsious

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 62 MP) {EXP: 6/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 62 MP) {EXP: 6/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:29:24 No.504937 Report

Quoted By: >>504980 >>504995

>>504879
>>504874
nice job. now that I'm deniggered on the the temple.

>>504790
>I approach the temple of Simon breaking the deniggering stick in two to cancel the enchantment
>as I enter I spend 3 mana to cast fire enchantment on the church waters

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:30:05 No.504948 Report

Quoted By:

I'm a monk orc

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 80 hp 80 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:30:05 No.504949 Report

Quoted By: >>504995 >>505029

>>504925
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
*roll to spread and fan flames*

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:60.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:60.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:30:31 No.504956 Report

Quoted By: >>504976

>>504928
*landing firmly on all fours, carrot still grasped firmly in my jaws, I scamper away from the scene, attempting to leave the bewildered guard in my dust*

>rolling for escape

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener [56/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:30:43 No.504960 Report

Quoted By: >>504977

>roll to landscape again

>>504925
So, uh, will we get excommunicated if we try to smite this fucker? Because he's attacking our holy grounds, I dislike other gardeners, and I especially dislike this one.

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:31:22 No.504972 Report

Quoted By:

Monk orc here, I guess I'll pray and shit

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:31:32 No.504976 Report

Quoted By: >>504993 >>504998

>>504956
>Sweeps the pussy's legs low.

>Rolling for counter. Equal or higher, success.

Samwise the Gardener [50/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener [50/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:31:37 No.504977 Report

Quoted By:

>>504960
[slams shovel into own toe] SCCRRREEEEE

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:31:47 No.504980 Report

Quoted By: >>504997 >>505006

>>504937
>I then pick up a staff from the corner as the water erupts into flames and and using 2 mana cast 3 use enchantment of double-niggering

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 10 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 10 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:32:17 No.504983 Report

Quoted By: >>504992

>>504929

>wakes up days later in cell
>blood everywhere
>feel weak

fuck what is the point of all this

>sees pointy rock in cell after the incident with the dwarf
>im going to end it

>roll to attempt suicide

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 5 HP, 80MP] [0G]

Oyveyburg the Merchant [LVL 2 5 HP, 80MP] [0G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:33:22 No.504992 Report

Quoted By:

>>504983
>just hurt my self from the rock
>even greater
>ill just sit here and rot

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:60.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:60.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:33:24 No.504993 Report

Quoted By: >>505031

>>504976
*suddenly has legs swept out from underneath himself*
-internal cat dialogue- OH THIS MOTHERFUCKER

*scrambles to regain footing and makes a furious clawed swipe at Yossarian's ankles*

>rolling for cat-swipe

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

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Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:33:26 No.504995 Report

Quoted By: >>505016 >>505029

>>504949
Oh shit, the church gardens are ablaze!

>>504937
*Paladin senses are tingling*

*Runs back into the church to confront my nemesis*
Stop right there you double nigger.
I will not have you defiling this holy Church on my watch!

>Call upon the power of anime grills to smite thee on Church grounds (+1 to roll)

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (80 HP / 60 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:33:31 No.504997 Report

Quoted By: >>505016

>>504980
shit I double niggered myself again.

* use 3 mana to enchant walls walls with explosions*

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 60 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:33:31 No.504998 Report

Quoted By: >>505012

>>504976
>M25 Cat Killer engaged.
>Swing sword at the beast!

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:34:28 No.505005 Report

Quoted By: >>505031

Monk Orc
>Continue to pray n shit

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

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Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:34:58 No.505006 Report

Quoted By: >>505040

>>504980
>Roll to counter using the power of pure Aryan grills

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:35:43 No.505012 Report

Quoted By: >>505026

>>504998
*is struck by the M25 cat killer, is once again sent flying through the air. As I fly through the air, I aim to land on a rooftop!*

>rolling for escape to rooftops

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:35:55 No.505015 Report

Quoted By: >>505027

roll

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (65 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (65 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:35:55 No.505016 Report

Quoted By: >>505040

>>504995
>>504997
>walls explode blocking your smite
>I'm only slightly damaged by it and the exploding walls

*use the staff of double-niggering to hit the Paladin over the head*

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:36:42 No.505026 Report

Quoted By:

>>505012
*Unfortunately, I did not have enough velocity to land on a roof, instead landing in a puddle of water in the roadside gutter*

-speaks in angry feline-

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:36:47 No.505027 Report

Quoted By:

>>505015
Im restarting, the jew merchant is rotting in the cell

Samwise the Gardener [50/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener [50/70 HP, 70/70 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:36:58 No.505029 Report

Quoted By: >>505058

>>504995
I guess this memes I can do as I like then?

>>504949
SCRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE WORSE THAN THAT DOG FROM BEFORE
>attack with shovel

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 57 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 57 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:37:07 No.505031 Report

Quoted By: >>505045 >>505057

>>504993
>Runs after the beast's attempt at his life.
>I look foolish swinging my sword at a cat.
>Actual guard duties resume.

>>505005
Halt! Who are you praying to, orc?

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (65 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (65 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:37:45 No.505040 Report

Quoted By: >>505066 >>505072

>>505006
>>505016

I still have have 1 hit left to run you into a double nigger!

*lung at paladin and hit him with double nigger staff*

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:37:59 No.505045 Report

Quoted By: >>505070

>>505031
I just praying for the world to become a better place.

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:38:58 No.505057 Report

Quoted By: >>505078

>>505031
*I watch as the guard resumes his duties, while looking slightly embarrassed for chasing a cat around the grounds*

-internal cat speak- Serves you right.

*I somehow still have my carrot, and thoughts of bipedal walking resume in my mind. After all that's happened, I've got nothing to lose!*

>rolling for hind-leg walking

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 71 hp 80 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 71 hp 80 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:38:58 No.505058 Report

Quoted By: >>505089 >>505171

>>505029
-9 hp
You fucking faggot of a gardener you could cause an entire famine with your shit planting techniques
*rolls for attack*

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 70MP] [100G]

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:39:09 No.505060 Report

Quoted By: >>505100

Greetings fellows, Im Kira the summoner, now what can I summon?

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (60 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (60 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:39:33 No.505066 Report

Quoted By: >>505096

>>505040
>miss and fall into the flaming water
ow, shit that hurts

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 57 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 57 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:39:47 No.505070 Report

Quoted By: >>505093

>>505045
To who are you praying?

>Hand on sword.
>Roll for intimidation.

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

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Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:39:58 No.505072 Report

Quoted By: >>505096

>>505040
>Extraordinary failure!

*You trip over your swing as you miss widely

>Casts Judgement (Judge you using last 2 digits of image #)

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:40:20 No.505078 Report

Quoted By: >>505099 >>505145

>>505057
*Success! After much struggling, the Cat from the North finally remembers how to walk on his hind legs! Grasping the carrot in one of his front paws, he walks down the street, wondering what to do next*

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [51/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [51/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:41:07 No.505089 Report

Quoted By: >>505120

>>505058
YOUR MANURE IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>attack, +1 to roll

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:41:27 No.505093 Report

Quoted By: >>505111 >>505136

>>505070
Don't hurt me I just a humble monk

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

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Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:41:39 No.505096 Report

Quoted By: >>505137 >>505146

>>505066
>>505072
>Not judgemental enough

>Judges once again

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 57 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 57 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:41:49 No.505099 Report

Quoted By:

>>505078
>Distracted momentarily by the wounded bipedal cat.

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (60 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (60 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:41:50 No.505100 Report

Quoted By: >>505117 >>505146

>>505060
summon me something to get me out of here. I'll pay you for it.

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 57 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 57 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:42:56 No.505111 Report

Quoted By: >>505132 >>505136

>>505093
TO WHO DO YOU PRAY, MONSTER?

>Draws sword and points.
>Roll for intimidation.

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 70MP] [100G]

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 70MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:43:14 No.505117 Report

Quoted By: >>505171

>>505100
I can try Enchanter, but I am only a new summoner, I have only recently taken up the arcane arts

>roll to summon something useful

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 61 hp 75 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 61 hp 75 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:43:22 No.505120 Report

Quoted By: >>505150 >>505151

>>505089
-10 hp
My undead dog shit could have been a better topsoil than that shit you buy from the Jew!
>Mexican Tequila Breath for 5 mp! (if 7 or above, Samwise is intoxicated, if 6 or under, deals normal damage roll)

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:44:00 No.505132 Report

Quoted By:

>>505111
i pray for the kingdom don't hurt me good sir!!!!!

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 57 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 57 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:44:24 No.505136 Report

Quoted By: >>505153

>>505111
I am the prince!

>>505093
You will answer to the prince, or to the rope!

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (54 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (54 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:44:24 No.505137 Report

Quoted By: >>505167 >>505171

>>505096
ah, shit. you weren't this strong the last time we fought!

*spend 7 mana on long range enchantment, and enchant paladin's eyes with blindness*

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:45:16 No.505145 Report

Quoted By: >>505199

>>505078
*A thought occurs to the Cat of the North*

-internal cat dialogue- "If I can remember how to walk... maybe I can recover my speech as well! Aren't cats supposed to be magical creatures or some kind of shit?"

*Cat of the North attempts to speak in Human language*

>rollan' for Cat-Speech

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:45:17 No.505146 Report

Quoted By:

>>505100
>>505096

>Judgement success! 72 roll!

With the power of the Holy Judgement I call upon the mighty ubermensch to attack you in your weakened state!

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [51/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<1/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [51/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<1/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:45:25 No.505150 Report

Quoted By: >>505168 >>505226

>>505120
*laughs briefly as the enemy gardener strikes himself by mistake, and whales on him again with the shovel*
>attack roll +1

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 61 hp 75 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 61 hp 75 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:45:26 No.505151 Report

Quoted By:

>>505120
*critical miss, putrid fumes of alcohol rot my own bones*
FUCK

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:45:44 No.505153 Report

Quoted By: >>505176

>>505136
Kicks prince in the balls and runs away

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:46:42 No.505167 Report

Quoted By:

>>505137
Drat! I am blinded by this accursed negro magic

*However I have spent many hours praising the sun*

>Roll to praise the sun and resist blindness

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:46:46 No.505168 Report

Quoted By: >>505226

>>505150
(-1 hp)
Viva México! Viva la Independencia!
*attack roll*

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (54 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (54 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:46:48 No.505171 Report

Quoted By: >>505194 >>505195 >>505198 >>505204 >>505213

>>505117
>>505137
>Kira summons a giant snake as the paladin is blinded
thanks m8, I'll pay you after I escape!

>>505058
come one hombre we're leaving

*roll to make my escape while everyone is distracted fighting the snake*

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:47:09 No.505176 Report

Quoted By: >>505197

>>505153
>More embarrassment ensues.

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:48:14 No.505194 Report

Quoted By: >>505213

>>505171
*Roll to strike at snake

WE CANNOT LET THE NEGRO ENCHANTER ESCAPE

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (54 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (54 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:48:19 No.505195 Report

Quoted By: >>505222

>>505171
shit it didn't work.

*roll to try escaping with servant again*

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:48:21 No.505197 Report

Quoted By:

>>505176
>Uses divine intervention to escape

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:48:25 No.505198 Report

Quoted By: >>505220 >>505243

>>505171
>Draw sword and intervene.
>Roll for intimidation.

Halt! You will stop in your tracks, or you will die in them!

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:48:27 No.505199 Report

Quoted By:

>>505145
*After some struggling, Cat of the North is able to make noises that pass for human speech*

Haha... No fucking way! This is great! Now I need some boots and a sword. No gold though, all I have is this stupid carrot.

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G]

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:48:39 No.505204 Report

Quoted By: >>505234

>>505171
AHA A GIANT SNAKE, I HAVE SUMMONED SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE!
>oh shit this situation looks scary, im getting the hell out of here

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:49:28 No.505213 Report

Quoted By:

>>505194
>>505171
*Stike at snake once again to attempt to reach the nigglet

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (54 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (54 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:49:37 No.505220 Report

Quoted By: >>505248

>>505198
you can deal with me after you kill that big ass snake.

*roll to escape with minion again*

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:49:42 No.505222 Report

Quoted By: >>505255 >>505273

>>505195
>disengages combat with Samwise and escapes with nigger enchanter
We'll meet again, faggot
In the meantime, try some bonemeal nyahahahahahaha

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<1/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<1/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:50:00 No.505226 Report

Quoted By: >>505263

It's incredibly comfy being the side-fight comic relief that the movie keeps cutting away to during the showdown, isn't it?

>>505150
>continuing the comedy of errors, hits self in face with shovel for -5HP
>>505168
>takes further damage
MY GAFFER SAYS WE'RE GONNA RUN YOUR TYPE OUTTA HERE AND BUILD A WALL!
>10 MP quick-grow vine, 7 or above grows around leg and holds you in place [requires 1 turn and a roll of 7 to break] - +1 to roll

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:50:36 No.505234 Report

Quoted By: >>505260

>>505204
>Wave sword at degenerate summoner accomplice.
>She looks alright.
>But Prince Yossarian looks like a god.
>Roll for intimidation and charm.

And you. Where do you think you're going?

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:50:36 No.505235 Report

Quoted By:

>continue to pray

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G]

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:50:40 No.505237 Report

Quoted By:

now that im free from trouble I can practice the arcane arts

>roll to study the arcane arts

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 06:50:53 No.505243 Report

Quoted By: >>505356

>>505198
*Roll to buff allies (All rolls following rolls for 3 turns buffed by +1 if success)

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 7/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:51:12 No.505248 Report

Quoted By: >>505263 >>505273 >>505280 >>505304

>>505220
>trip and fall over onto snake
>see sewer grate near me

*roll to escape through the sewers with my minion*

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<2/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<2/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:51:35 No.505255 Report

Quoted By: >>505263

>>505222
Well since you got trips I guess you escape for sure, waste of mana.

>grumble and go back to landscaping, now with +1

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G]

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:51:58 No.505260 Report

Quoted By: >>505304

>>505234
Oh prince, I am going to study the arts!
Prehaps you'd like to come with me and get away from all this trouble

>roll for charm

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:52:07 No.505263 Report

Quoted By:

>>505226
>>505255
>my trips negate any grapple or damage
so long you Simon worshipping cucks!
>>505248
>back into the sewer base with all that dank ass necromantic knowledge

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:53:00 No.505273 Report

Quoted By:

>>505222
>>505248
nice job minion. now lets escape through the sewers and regroup later.

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:53:20 No.505280 Report

Quoted By: >>505312 >>505325

*climbs down into the sewers, seeking out the Nigger Enchanter's lair*
>>505248

Maybe that faggot Enchanter needs a minion or something. Sure, he turned me into a double nigger in my past life, but fuck it, I'm a cat. Got nothin' better going for me right now.

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:54:31 No.505295 Report

Quoted By:

Prays to the based god.

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:55:10 No.505304 Report

Quoted By: >>505362 >>505373

>>505248
>Swing for the orc's legs as he makes his way through.

>>505260
Show me your pathetic little chest, and I'll consider cutting you loose.

>Prince Yossarian has low standards. 4 and above is a winning roll.

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:55:41 No.505312 Report

Quoted By: >>505334 >>505335

>>505280
what's this, a cat has followed us? maybe if we eat it it'll restore some HP

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<3/8 XP>> {2 kills}

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Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<3/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 06:55:52 No.505313 Report

Quoted By: >>505341

[So by the way is there a King or anything yet or did we ignore that whole part and just make it church vs necromancer?]

The banks of the grounds are beginning to take shape, and Samwise is beginning to gather large, flat rocks.
>roll for landscaping

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:56:31 No.505325 Report

Quoted By:

>>505280
>Spits after the bipedal cat.
>Fixes hair.

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:57:11 No.505334 Report

Quoted By: >>505373

>>505312
Woah woah woah, don't eat me. I'm all gamey. Was wondering if you needed a minion? See, I can walk on two legs and carry a sword.
*waves carrot like a sword*
>rolling for persuasion

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 06:57:17 No.505335 Report

Quoted By: >>505368 >>505373 >>505402

>>505312
Cats? I hate cats
>[barks uncontrollably despite no longer being a skeledoge]

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:57:39 No.505341 Report

Quoted By: >>505350

>>505313
>Rolls to pray for garden

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:58:35 No.505350 Report

Quoted By: >>505364

>>505341
Prayer fails for garden. Pray's to the dark lord chin chin

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 06:58:56 No.505356 Report

Quoted By: >>505385

>>505243
Are you going to do something of use, paladin, or should I have you fucking executed?

Do you not see that I'm missing some health? Or are you too incompetent of a paladin to heal me?

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G]

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 06:59:17 No.505362 Report

Quoted By: >>505402 >>505406

>>505304
>>505304

Anything for my prince ;)
maybe we can be alone and be naughty.
>starts taking off shirt

>roll for charm and boobs

tank

tank ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 06:59:23 No.505364 Report

Quoted By:

>>505350
Prayer fails again, I tried.

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 06:59:40 No.505368 Report

Quoted By: >>505402

>>505335
Oh hey, it's soccerball skelington, I remember you! C'mon, you guys can use an extra minion, right? Right?

>rolling for charm

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 06:59:48 No.505373 Report

Quoted By: >>505419

>>505335
>>505334
quite for now you two. I think I hear something.

>look above and sees ally kira above the sewer grate being intimidated by some oafish brute

>>505304
*roll to discretely save Kira from the Prince and escape further into the sewer undetected *

Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30)

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Paladin Leeroy: level 4 [120 hp/100 mp] (1050 gp) (EXP 1/30) ID:WmJl1xVx Tue 16 May 2017 07:00:26 No.505385 Report

Quoted By:

>>505356
Nah I have ascended to the holy realm of 2D

I am now gone from this world (I'm going to sleep now)

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<3/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<3/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:00:42 No.505389 Report

Quoted By: >>505413

>more landscapefagging

tank the monk

tank the monk ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 07:01:19 No.505399 Report

Quoted By:

>more praying and shit

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 07:01:27 No.505402 Report

Quoted By: >>505417 >>505418 >>505419

>>505368
>>505362
>>505335
both of you help me here. cat make yourself useful and create a distraction while I get Kira.

*roll to have band of misfits save kira*

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 07:01:43 No.505406 Report

Quoted By: >>505412 >>505426

>>505362
>Spits.
>Doesn't fix hair.

Abhorrent. You have no discernible talent outside of equipping criminals with creatures.

With me.

>Sword to summoner's neck.
>Roll for intimidation/compliance.

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (50 HP / 57 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 07:02:37 No.505412 Report

Quoted By:

>>505406
*roll to grab summoner and escape to the sewers*

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:02:37 No.505413 Report

Quoted By:

>>505389
With newfound vigour, Samwise finishes digging the grounds into a tiered-garden layout and begins on the rock walls and steps.

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 07:03:05 No.505417 Report

Quoted By: >>505439

>>505402
>The prince is too smart to be fooled by an orc's tricks.
>Throws rocks at shadows.

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 07:03:11 No.505418 Report

Quoted By: >>505429 >>505436 >>505451

>>505402
Distraction, eh? I CAN DO THAT!
*I leap out of the sewer grate, and begin to dance on my two hind legs* Hey FAGGOT! Ever seen a dancing talking cat before? Sure is something, eh?

>rolling for success of diversion

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 07:03:13 No.505419 Report

Quoted By: >>505436

>>505373
>>505402
>ignores nigger enchanter's attempts to interrupt
I guess a cat isn't all bat, but doesn't your kind throw up all over the damn place?

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G]

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 07:03:48 No.505426 Report

Quoted By:

>>505406
>screams
AHH NO PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME
ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU PRINCE!

>roll for scream

tank the monk

tank the monk ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 07:03:52 No.505429 Report

Quoted By: >>505441

>>505418
Walks over and pet cat.

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 75 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 07:04:22 No.505436 Report

Quoted By:

>>505419 >>505418
>realize I'm talking to myself in the sewers while dumb useless does heroic shit
fucking furfags

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 50 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 50 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 07:04:32 No.505439 Report

Quoted By: >>505474

>>505417

>hit by rocks

ow
*spend 7 mana to cast long range blindness enchantment on Prince*

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 07:04:35 No.505441 Report

Quoted By: >>505452

>>505429
OI FUCK OFF, M8. I'M BUSY HERE.

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 07:05:12 No.505451 Report

Quoted By: >>505474 >>505488

>>505418
>The distraction works.
>Swings sword at the nemesis cat's neck.

You! You! You! You! You! You!

tank the monk

tank the monk ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 07:05:16 No.505452 Report

Quoted By: >>505473

>>505441
Cries to self and ask why everybody is mean to me.

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:06:18 No.505472 Report

Quoted By: >>505516

>BUILD WALLS
>Also put out lingering fires

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP

Prince Yossarian of Heller - Royal Guard [Lvl 1: 54 HP, 60 MP, 2/10 XP ID:xmCHmM6y Tue 16 May 2017 07:06:22 No.505473 Report

Quoted By: >>505491

>>505452
>Roll to miss and hit the orc heretic instead.

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 50 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 50 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 07:06:23 No.505474 Report

Quoted By: >>505503 >>505557

>>505439
>>505451
>blinds Prince
>prince misses cat minion

*roll to escape with Kira*

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 07:07:08 No.505488 Report

Quoted By: >>505508

>>505451
*I dodge the sword with feline grace*
Yeah, it's me! Fuckin' kick me now, eh? How 'bout I do to you what I did to your guard captain, eh?
*I take a bite out of my carrot, pulping it into the same juice that took the Guard Captain's life*

>roll for success? (Not sure if I should intimidate or attack or what, kek)

tank the monk

tank the monk ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 07:07:15 No.505491 Report

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>>505473
Ask prince why you hit me

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G]

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 07:08:04 No.505503 Report

Quoted By: >>505557 >>505562

>>505474
sigh your useless at escaping

>roll to summon something so we can escape

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 07:08:34 No.505508 Report

Quoted By: >>505562

>>505488
(Dubs, so fuck it)
*I launch myself at the guard captain, and latch onto his neck*

>roll for attack

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 65 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 65 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 07:09:06 No.505516 Report

Quoted By: >>505568 >>505589

>>505472
>hears about racist Simon cucks building walls to keep out hispanic skeletons
>experiences an existential crisis suffering a loss of 10 mp

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 70/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:09:31 No.505531 Report

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>building walls, putting out fires

tank the monk

tank the monk ID:mVhOZlZS Tue 16 May 2017 07:09:36 No.505533 Report

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rage snaps and gets angry at prince. Summons the Dark Lord Chin Chin

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G]

Kira the Summoner [LVL 1 70HP, 60MP] [100G] ID:ZoD23s9z Tue 16 May 2017 07:10:59 No.505557 Report

Quoted By: >>505589

>>505474
>>505503
>summons a small rat

crap this is useless
what shall we do?

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 45 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 45 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 07:11:06 No.505562 Report

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>>505503
>>505508
>things getting chaotic
oh shit not all this again

*roll to spend 5 mana enchant legs, grab cat minion and kira and jump into the sewers*

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<4/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:11:53 No.505568 Report

Quoted By: >>505614

>>505516
>recieves a reciprocal mana boost for morale
>continues trying to stamp out fires and build walls

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 45 MP) {EXP: 8/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 45 MP) {EXP: 8/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 07:13:00 No.505589 Report

Quoted By: >>505608 >>505615

>>505516
>>505557
hey skeleton minion, open the sewer grate. we need to make an escape!

>turn to kira and cat
>don't worry we got this

*roll to instill confidence in my underlings*

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 07:14:04 No.505608 Report

Quoted By: >>505636

>>505589
*feels supremely confident*
Hey, when you ripped me off of Prince Dickface's neck, did you notice if I got his jugular or anything important?

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<5/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<5/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:14:20 No.505614 Report

Quoted By: >>505728

>>505568
The walls and terraces are coming along well.
Samwise begins planting some flowers and vines so they will be grown and ready when the walls are finished.

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 65 mp 0 gp

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 65 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 07:14:25 No.505615 Report

Quoted By: >>505657

>>505589
>9
>surge of confidence
Grate opening!!

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 45 MP) {EXP: 9/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 45 MP) {EXP: 9/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 07:15:18 No.505636 Report

Quoted By: >>505660

>>505608
I don't think you really did much to be honest

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 45 MP) {EXP: 9/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 45 MP) {EXP: 9/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 07:16:26 No.505657 Report

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>>505615
>skeleton minion opens grate for me
>jump into sewers with Kira and cat

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 07:16:43 No.505660 Report

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>>505636
Oh well. Maybe he'll get infected.

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 65 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 60 hp 65 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 07:19:00 No.505702 Report

Quoted By: >>505730

What the fuck is this horn thing?
It showed up when you guys left

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:21:09 No.505728 Report

Quoted By: >>505742

>>505614
Spend some more time planting more plants.

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 07:21:25 No.505730 Report

Quoted By: >>505739

>>505702
Try playing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYWgq3u0Bok

Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 0 hp 0 mp 0 gp

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Gay as fuck Latino gardener (undead): level 2 0 hp 0 mp 0 gp ID:3UfiqZeq Tue 16 May 2017 07:21:52 No.505739 Report

Quoted By: >>505799

>>505730
>horn sounds, blows apart all undead

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:22:13 No.505742 Report

Quoted By: >>505814

>>505728
A strong success, the flowers will be exceptionally beautiful, and the vines sturdy and profuse.
>roll for working on the walls and steps more

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 07:25:45 No.505799 Report

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>>505739
Well that was unexpected.

-licks self, as cats are prone to do-

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<6/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:26:42 No.505814 Report

Quoted By: >>505821

>>505742
>keep working

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:27:17 No.505821 Report

Quoted By: >>505827

>>505814
>continue on

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 07:27:34 No.505823 Report

Quoted By:

[Well, this thread has become dead.]

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 2= [38/80 HP, 80/80 MP] (((100 GP))) <<7/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:27:49 No.505827 Report

Quoted By: >>505873

>>505821
[Everyone else already asleep?]
>keep working

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 45 MP) {EXP: 9/10}

SuperAids the Enchanter-Lv 2 [605gold] (43 HP / 45 MP) {EXP: 9/10} ID:tBk9A5W1 Tue 16 May 2017 07:28:22 No.505835 Report

Quoted By: >>505874

>well looks like we're safe for now
>gonna have to lay low for a while while I come up with the next plan
(I'm going to bed)

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 3= [48/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> {2 kills}

Samwise the Gardener =LEVEL 3= [48/90 HP, 90/90 MP] (((100 GP))) <<0/8 XP>> {2 kills} ID:vuu3U+X+ Tue 16 May 2017 07:30:53 No.505873 Report

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>>505827
The garden is completed! The grounds are encircled by a strong, tall stone wall. Within its circle, a beautiful and lavish sectioned and tiered garden holds forth, smaller retaining walls separating its tiers and four grand stairs breaking it into quadrants. Small streams run down the center of each quadrant, through low spots in the retaining walls. Flowers bloom all around and vines cover over the stonework, bearing heady fruit.
Samwise retires to sleep next to the basin, job well done.

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10

Cat from the North, LVL: 1 HP:52.5 MP: 70 Gold: 0 Carrot: 1 XP: 2/10 ID:fYDVQZnU Tue 16 May 2017 07:30:54 No.505874 Report

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>>505835
[Guess I'll get some breakfast then. I'm on the other side of the world, proxyposting because the country I'm in has gay internet controls]

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