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most autistic thing i have ever eaten>kethup >soy sauce >mix together >call it "japan sauce" >eat it on everything >spaget, corn, hotdog, bread, fish, chicken, etc. >my mouth tastes bad >only reason i keep eating it is because one day i was experimenting and my mom was like dont waste food and i was like shut up i do this all the time and it tastes great and i love it >spend 30 dollars on sushi >waste it all because i had to dip it in my world famous "japan sauce" to keep up appearances >even though i ate it all alone and felt dumb after :(
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every time my mom gos to the store shes like "do u want me to get u anything" and i'm like na not really and she is like "LOL OK just the kethup and soy sauce i guess then noticed you needed more japan sauce" and its like what can i even say at this point
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>>503487 just jam it up your ass and die of whatever poisoning
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every time my dad sees me eating japan sauce he makes this really long sighing noise like he is just like infinitely exhausted by my behavior. i eat japan sauce with every meal for almost 6 years now
Anonymous
Who gives a fuck if your mom buys it just don't mix them,your a bitch for mixing ketchup with soy sauce. Fucking Japan sauce really op
Anonymous
i hate when i make more japan sauce than i really need though because i am not allowed to throw food away so i sneak it in a plastic bag and flush it down the toilet but last night it got clogged and my brother walked in and saw all the japan sauce bags and now i'm not allowe dot close the door while im in the bathroom
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>>503548 Why bro isn't it disgusting
Anonymous
japan sauce is literally ruininng my life from the inside out and its killing me
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>>503487 1945 - surrender of japan
2011 - japan sauce invented
2017 - OP is a faggot
Anonymous
>>503574 Are you 10 nigger man up and throw it away
Anonymous
>>503617 i'm 27 but my dad is wicked strong and he would fucking beat my ass if he ever knew the truth about japan sauce i told him i didnt know how the sauce got in the toilet and i blamed the bags on the landlord because he just repaired it before it clogged
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>>503648 This is some next level bait
Anonymous
I use to mix lots of ketchup and rice together. I remember it tasting good but in hindsight it must've tasted like shit.
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>>503648 he's clearly onto you, come clean about it and take the beating to end your suffering
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>>503487 >Have similar autistic food >After every major holiday turkey meal there is left over white meat >Take cold white meat out of old margarine container used as tupperware >Pull/Shred it with two forks for like 10 literal 60 second minutes >Take the small cat food sized flakes and slather in ketchup >Mix until turkey flake ketchup paste >Eat paste straight from bowl with fork. Always fork, never spoon. >??? >Profit. Anonymous
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I had just learned how to use chopsticks and the week after I used them at school. Not what I've eaten but how.
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>>503574 Why not pour the sauce out of the bags then roll the bags up and slide it between your buttcheeks to sneak it into your room, you can collect them all in your piss jugs until you throw them out
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>>505013 11 keks/10 with ketchup rice
>>504933 Anonymous
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>>503487 Don't leave us OP. Tell us how Japan Sauce has changed your family dynamic further
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>>503571 Sweet jesus what sick fuck would waste good milk like that?
