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I have quite the tale for you today
>be me 16, atheist who goes to a youth group for friends and food
>go there for a while but then I meet a bitch ass kid, we'll call him "Cunt"
>Cunt starts making jokes with me and calling me "isis" because I make alot of 911 and terrorist jokes
>Cunt asks for my steam
>I give it to him
>be friends with this dumbass for 8 months, makes me consider offing myself everytime he messages me
>can't unfriend him because everytime I try he guilt trips me with "I'm suicidal and lonely"
>think it's bullshit but I follow along because I don't wanna be suspect of a potentional suicide
>finally give up and start to devise a plan to become the biggest asshole so he hates me and breaks it off himself
>thinking about it for around a month, then I notice his sister, 7/10 emo girl (we'll call her "A" who constantly says shes lonely and needs someone
>perfect
>over the next few months I become friends with A, get her steam, discord, and phone number
>after around 6 months I say the same lonely shit as her
>we talk about how lonely we are
>text her and ask if she wants to go out
>she says yes
>me and A go see whatever marvel movie came out that year
>says she had a good time
>we date for a while, around a month or so, always hang out at our houses
>she asks me if I wanna watch netflix with her at her house
>Cunt was on his way back to his house
>text Cunt to pick me up some soda for me
>my plan was to start fucking Cunts sister as he walked in
>around 40 minutes pass and nothing has happened with A, start to get worried
>Cunt walks in
>holy fuck, Cunt turned into a 8 story tall crustacean from the palezoic era
>Cunt monster says "you owe me tree fiddy for the soda"
>mfw goddamn lochness monster got me again
>be me 16, atheist who goes to a youth group for friends and food
>go there for a while but then I meet a bitch ass kid, we'll call him "Cunt"
>Cunt starts making jokes with me and calling me "isis" because I make alot of 911 and terrorist jokes
>Cunt asks for my steam
>I give it to him
>be friends with this dumbass for 8 months, makes me consider offing myself everytime he messages me
>can't unfriend him because everytime I try he guilt trips me with "I'm suicidal and lonely"
>think it's bullshit but I follow along because I don't wanna be suspect of a potentional suicide
>finally give up and start to devise a plan to become the biggest asshole so he hates me and breaks it off himself
>thinking about it for around a month, then I notice his sister, 7/10 emo girl (we'll call her "A" who constantly says shes lonely and needs someone
>perfect
>over the next few months I become friends with A, get her steam, discord, and phone number
>after around 6 months I say the same lonely shit as her
>we talk about how lonely we are
>text her and ask if she wants to go out
>she says yes
>me and A go see whatever marvel movie came out that year
>says she had a good time
>we date for a while, around a month or so, always hang out at our houses
>she asks me if I wanna watch netflix with her at her house
>Cunt was on his way back to his house
>text Cunt to pick me up some soda for me
>my plan was to start fucking Cunts sister as he walked in
>around 40 minutes pass and nothing has happened with A, start to get worried
>Cunt walks in
>holy fuck, Cunt turned into a 8 story tall crustacean from the palezoic era
>Cunt monster says "you owe me tree fiddy for the soda"
>mfw goddamn lochness monster got me again
