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Made a spreadsheet of sexual partners

Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 05:26:57 No.503784 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>504449 >>504784 >>504986 >>505019 >>505130 >>505163 >>505393 >>505544

Anyone else ever done this? I'm kind of sick of fucking "bigger" women as you can see I have been doing lately. Good head, but not worth it. I'm 5'9" 145lbs

Part of the I just can't date a non-skinny gril, broke up with gf #3. "Hookup" means a 1 or 2 night thing on this chart

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 05:44:16 No.504105 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:RbzoHmQC Tue 16 May 2017 06:01:31 No.504449 Report

Quoted By: >>504648

>>503784
hahahhaha
>BJ rating
>NA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 06:12:06 No.504648 Report

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>>504449
Like I said, i've been getting better head lately as you can see.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WyFseqBz Tue 16 May 2017 06:19:12 No.504784 Report

Quoted By: >>504822

>>503784
Did you update this accordingly, or just made It at a certain time from memory?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 06:21:40 No.504822 Report

Quoted By: >>504981

>>504784
I just made it, why?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WyFseqBz Tue 16 May 2017 06:31:54 No.504981 Report

Quoted By: >>505124

>>504822
Because in that case it can lack some accuracy, because your memory alters things in the course of time. Especially how you see other people.
That's how I kinda notice that you remember the older ones as more beautiful. Maybe you subconsciously make them prettier in your mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9N1JlXxd Tue 16 May 2017 06:32:42 No.504986 Report

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>>503784
>caring this much about sex

you'll grow up some day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Qmud2jzX Tue 16 May 2017 06:36:04 No.505019 Report

Quoted By: >>505124

>>503784
>spreadsheet
>the text isn't aligned

nigga you made this in paint didn't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dKOSNVGp Tue 16 May 2017 06:38:42 No.505055 Report

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And I thought I was anal...
Who the hell makes this kind of spreadsheet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9hVU/eUx Tue 16 May 2017 06:40:19 No.505079 Report

Quoted By: >>505107

>people exist who can format a spreadsheet that fucking badly and still get laid
life is not fair

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dKOSNVGp Tue 16 May 2017 06:42:48 No.505107 Report

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>>505079
:(

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 06:43:28 No.505124 Report

Quoted By: >>505241 >>505244

>>505019
Yes, I don't have xcel or whatever.

>>504981
Probably the "skill in bed" part. Still some of the older ones were better looking though, they still are.

Holding out for that next <120lb short gril that actually stays with me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZNEfIRHC Tue 16 May 2017 06:43:54 No.505130 Report

Quoted By: >>505172

>>503784
>cumming inside tinder girls
how's your syphilis progressing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:i9DYhrO7 Tue 16 May 2017 06:46:34 No.505163 Report

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>>503784
this is sheldon tier

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 06:46:56 No.505172 Report

Quoted By: >>505215 >>508353

>>505130
>never use a rubber
>get tested regularly
>never had an STD

I know my luck is running thin but whatever. I can't bang with one of those things

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WyFseqBz Tue 16 May 2017 06:49:30 No.505215 Report

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>>505172
you'll have to learn bro.
Don't want to get an STD with a one night stand, then finding dream girl and having to explain that if she wants unprotected sex she'll get aids or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o0T+wiH/ Tue 16 May 2017 06:50:49 No.505241 Report

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>>505124
The program you want is LibreOffice Calc

It's free. Annoying, but free.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i9DYhrO7 Tue 16 May 2017 06:50:57 No.505244 Report

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>>505124
>Yes, I don't have xcel or whatever.
here you go dumbass
https://www.google.com/sheets/about/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KNC+Hn5f Tue 16 May 2017 06:52:23 No.505267 Report

Quoted By: >>505301 >>505354

Heres my sheet:

>NA

an0n

an0n ID:WyFseqBz Tue 16 May 2017 06:55:07 No.505301 Report

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>>505267
feelsbadman.png

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zMtx20eZ Tue 16 May 2017 06:58:52 No.505354 Report

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>>505267

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1OkvHAlK Tue 16 May 2017 07:00:54 No.505393 Report

Quoted By: >>505438 >>505492

>>503784
Well I can see why you've only had sex 10 times in the last 4 years. I love a good spreadsheet but doing this is sad.

Also this isn't actually a good spreadsheet anyway - your data's all full of text that stops you doing anything interesting with it or filtering properly and there's no unique row ID.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 07:04:28 No.505438 Report

Quoted By: >>505456 >>505492 >>505493

>>505393
>10 times

No just with 10 people. I am going to improve it though, with these real spreadsheet programs. I've never made one before

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dKOSNVGp Tue 16 May 2017 07:05:33 No.505456 Report

Quoted By: >>505494

>>505438
... no words.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sxN/G7BJ Tue 16 May 2017 07:07:18 No.505492 Report

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>>505393
I like this comment, good critique
>>505438
kind of autist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZNEfIRHC Tue 16 May 2017 07:07:19 No.505493 Report

Quoted By: >>505510

>>505438
>I've never made a spreadsheet before
nigga you can't even bullshit 'proficient in excel' on a resume

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Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 07:07:20 No.505494 Report

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>>505456

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 07:08:34 No.505510 Report

Quoted By: >>505727 >>505881

>>505493
Make a better one then dawg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jr7qeHf9 Tue 16 May 2017 07:10:06 No.505544 Report

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>>503784
These numbers tell me that your life is going downhill.
Stop making these lists or you are going to kill yourself in few years.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dKOSNVGp Tue 16 May 2017 07:14:16 No.505612 Report

Quoted By: >>505681

>>505494
Because really that's such a productive way to spend one's time!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 07:18:00 No.505681 Report

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>>505612
It only took like 20 mins at most. I've thought of all the girls i've fucked with over the years though, just put them into ratings today. Wanted to gauge how my life is going

>and how it's going downhill (see: fucking grils with a fucking 2 face rating, that was sad)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1OkvHAlK Tue 16 May 2017 07:21:01 No.505727 Report

Quoted By: >>505864

>>505510
Keep the thread alive and I will.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 07:30:07 No.505864 Report

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>>505727
Do it faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1OkvHAlK Tue 16 May 2017 07:31:35 No.505881 Report

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>>505510
Got the data in and sanitised. Want to see some plots or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9hVU/eUx Tue 16 May 2017 07:33:05 No.505904 Report

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>>505881
>000010
a bit optimistic don't you think?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1OkvHAlK Tue 16 May 2017 07:35:32 No.505931 Report

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>>505904
Eh, just used the same format I use at work for asset numbers. Anyway here's weight over time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1OkvHAlK Tue 16 May 2017 07:36:59 No.505947 Report

Quoted By: >>505999

>>505931
Body and face over time. Looking grim, OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1OkvHAlK Tue 16 May 2017 07:40:28 No.505999 Report

Quoted By: >>506055

>>505947
Aaand from those height and weight estimates we can plot BMI over time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1OkvHAlK Tue 16 May 2017 07:45:35 No.506055 Report

Quoted By: >>506076

>>505999
Here's one with a combined rating (average of face, body, skill, and, where applicable, BJ). Looking better. That's equal weighting though. If you want a variable to have greater weighting just say the word.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1OkvHAlK Tue 16 May 2017 07:47:52 No.506076 Report

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>>506055
Basically the same thing, but you can see what's making up that combined rating.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gIUggFng Tue 16 May 2017 10:40:43 No.508239 Report

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Not that many spreadsheets in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K1F6D0aA Tue 16 May 2017 10:59:49 No.508353 Report

Quoted By: >>508371 >>508400

>>505172

same here my friend, not sure if its just luck or low STD rates in AUS but without bragging I have fucked close to 70 girls, never had an STD and you can count on your hands the number of times I've used a condom in my life.

I know my luck is running out soon, but I literally cannot bust a nut with one on, and feels 30% as good as dat raw poosy.

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Anonymous ID:fWh1xkkA Tue 16 May 2017 11:02:35 No.508371 Report

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>>508353

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TrML82sG Tue 16 May 2017 11:05:52 No.508400 Report

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>>508353
Have you tried those really thin ones? It's a big improvement.

Fjordnigger

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Fjordnigger ID:JPQ9YUpB Tue 16 May 2017 12:58:34 No.509742 Report

Quoted By: >>512697

>Anyone else does this?
OP, You inspired me to make my own spreadsheet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XXDgqXqz Tue 16 May 2017 13:35:49 No.511129 Report

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Op here thanks NZ bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eGiImXQ1 Tue 16 May 2017 14:09:04 No.512697 Report

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>>509742
like this guy, unironically

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