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Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 01:56:44 No.5070884 View View Reply Original Report

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Give me one reason why I shouldn't worship Satan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 01:57:45 No.5070885 Report

Quoted By: >>5070889

>>5070884
You're not an edgy 16 year old faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 01:57:55 No.5070886 Report

Quoted By: >>5070889

>>5070884

Do it then, who fucking cares? faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 01:58:48 No.5070887 Report

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>>5070884
He doesn't exist and the point of Satanism is to worship yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 01:59:02 No.5070888 Report

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>>5070884
Because its retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 01:59:38 No.5070889 Report

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>>5070885
>>5070886
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 01:59:48 No.5070890 Report

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>>5070884
Satan? Dante Alighieri's character?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:00:33 No.5070891 Report

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>>5070884
Because you shouldn't be a gay Jew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:02:23 No.5070892 Report

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Getting buttfucked for the rest of eternity sounds shitty idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:04:06 No.5070893 Report

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If he's real why doesn't he reveal himself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:05:10 No.5070894 Report

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>>5070884
If you like to suck cock then you already are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:05:34 No.5070895 Report

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>>5070884
Because Santa is better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:06:02 No.5070896 Report

Quoted By: >>5070901

You will forfeit any salvation or happiness in life. You sentence yourself. To worship Satan is self-destructive treason to mankind and your divine creator. Satanism is a Jewish trick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:06:07 No.5070897 Report

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>>5070884
You might as well get a head start, considering Jews like you are already going to hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:07:46 No.5070898 Report

Quoted By: >>5070903

>>5070884
I'll give you a non-meme answer: Because it doesn't benefit you more than not worshiping him would.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:08:10 No.5070899 Report

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It is a fact that Satan is a myth. Maybe you should became a Satanist. They are Atheists who focus on Itheism (you are God).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:08:26 No.5070900 Report

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You'll go to hell moron

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:08:54 No.5070901 Report

Quoted By: >>5070909

>>5070896
God could have not created me tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:08:59 No.5070902 Report

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>Worshipping something that hates you and will never feel any other emotion but hate for you because you are God's creation, a creation that God loves infinitely

Satan is deceitful. Do not be a fool do not fall for his tricks.

None of us are worthy of salvation but Jesus bore all of our sins and our future sins for us because he much like his Father LOVES us all. Accept the gift of Salvation with humbleness, do not invoke Satan in your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:09:25 No.5070903 Report

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>>5070898
Explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:09:36 No.5070904 Report

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>>5070884
You do know that satanism is worshipping yourself and humanity right? A lot of faggots make this mistake.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:10:08 No.5070905 Report

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>>5070884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQM0i0fGovY
GET BEHIND ME SATAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:11:50 No.5070906 Report

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>>5070884
Its has been ststed quite clearly...Satan rules this planet /realm...but thats it.

If you think this life is all there is than its not a bad plan. But, if there is more than this life, worshipping that knob is pretty shortsighted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:11:57 No.5070907 Report

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>>5070884
Pascal's Wager.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_Wager

Annonymous

Annonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:13:23 No.5070908 Report

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Cuz you’re still sucking the Judeo Christian cock if you do

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:20:34 No.5070909 Report

Quoted By: >>5070912

>>5070901
God means creator. To disobey creation is to embrace destruction. To bring destruction into the temple of your body, your soul, is to ruin yourself first, and then to bring it about those around you. Satanism doctrine is immorality and inverting that which exists and is good in the world, which had been intelligently designed by only God himself. You can't comprehend the spiritual battle because it is above our dimension. You don't get anything out of joining in the side of evil and depravity. It makes you what is known as a "useful idiot."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:21:04 No.5070910 Report

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>>5070884
You'll have to cut off your foreskin as initiation

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:21:36 No.5070911 Report

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>>5070884
He is a deranged beta loser who will forever be rejected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:22:18 No.5070912 Report

Quoted By: >>5070915

>>5070909
I don't want to exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:23:26 No.5070913 Report

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Satan is quite literally some big dude that lives inside the planet.
Take that for what it is I guess. He's probably not worth worshipping though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:24:32 No.5070914 Report

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Satan is (((their))) god
also Pizzagate and the who (((elite))) crew

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 May 2018 02:24:52 No.5070915 Report

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>>5070912
Great, make sure to livestream your suicide faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjIS7l6G Thu 10 May 2018 02:29:10 No.5070948 Report

Quoted By: >>5071007

>>171062064
You exist for a reason. Do not forget what an amazing miracle it is that you are even here, alive, right now. It's no coincidence. You have a purpose because you were CREATED as a part of something that, against all odds, exists, coinciding with all things in the universe, simultaneously.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gF5qCvHh Thu 10 May 2018 02:36:51 No.5071007 Report

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>>5070948
Personally, I would rather that "miracle" had not happened.

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