I switched coffee shops because the old coffee shop cancelled it's newspaper subscription and the whole reason I go is for the newspaper but now at the new coffee shop, all the old people beat me there and get the newspapers first.

I really have to rethink this whole coffee shop situation from the ground up. Perhaps I could watch anime instead of reading the newspaper? Then I wouldn't even need to go to the coffee shop so where would I get a warm biscuit? I would have to bring my own biscuit and butter, but how to make it warm....