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Anonymous ID:235j2/FG Thu 10 May 2018 19:22:16 No.5077385 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5077409 >>5077410 >>5077421 >>5077457 >>5077578 >>5077594 >>5077671 >>5078158 >>5078636 >>5078656

/bant/ what's the most cheapest and lethal way of suicide?

I don't care about pain, hanging myself and the rope snapping and me becoming a paralyzed loser is possibly my worst fear. In my current state I can't really afford a gun license or just a gun in general

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EXYwdmIy Thu 10 May 2018 19:23:22 No.5077398 Report

Quoted By: >>5077404

go infront of a train

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:235j2/FG Thu 10 May 2018 19:23:54 No.5077404 Report

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>>5077398
none of those in south africa

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Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:PP+5jdEO Thu 10 May 2018 19:24:13 No.5077409 Report

Quoted By: >>5077454 >>5077471

>>5077385
jump off a commieblock my dude
pick a high one, something with 10 floors

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0WEmc2Lh Thu 10 May 2018 19:24:13 No.5077410 Report

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>>5077385
>be white in south africa
>get out of your house guarded by mercenaries and steel gates
>get suicided by niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yAvurV7v Thu 10 May 2018 19:25:01 No.5077421 Report

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>>5077385
you may as well live

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i8S7Igo/ Thu 10 May 2018 19:25:28 No.5077426 Report

Quoted By: >>5077471

exit bag
google it
its not the tippity top top cheapest ting but it is absolutely painless

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3lJ+Z0Mn Thu 10 May 2018 19:26:37 No.5077437 Report

Quoted By: >>5077471

dude all you had to do was google suicide methods and theres a site with a lethality rate chart and everything

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/rJ1CH58 Thu 10 May 2018 19:27:40 No.5077454 Report

Quoted By: >>5077521

>>5077409
yeah you won't find excuses for that one. we all know about that beauty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3lJ+Z0Mn Thu 10 May 2018 19:27:57 No.5077457 Report

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>>5077385
but dont do it you're the only south african on /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:235j2/FG Thu 10 May 2018 19:29:02 No.5077471 Report

Quoted By: >>5077521 >>5077589 >>5077621

>>5077409
still too scared I might live. and my fear of heights might make it a pain in the ass

>>5077426
Yeah it sounds good but I don't know where I can get the stuff for it

>>5077437
All google is giving me is links to sites telling me not to do it and sites giving me the answers I dont want :/

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Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:PP+5jdEO Thu 10 May 2018 19:33:49 No.5077521 Report

Quoted By:

>>5077471
you won't survive if you pick something higher
>>5077454
based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mCpa4AVv Thu 10 May 2018 19:39:50 No.5077578 Report

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>>5077385
If you have a car or have access to one, then you could always commit suicide by carbon monoxide. Look it up if you don't know how to do it, it's basically free other than borrowing or owning a car
I hope you're okay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i8S7Igo/ Thu 10 May 2018 19:41:09 No.5077589 Report

Quoted By:

>>5077471
dont google it
bing it
for real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I500MOwb Thu 10 May 2018 19:41:38 No.5077594 Report

Quoted By: >>5077633

>>5077385
Dude gimme a reason you're gonna do this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wHtoOZus Thu 10 May 2018 19:44:14 No.5077621 Report

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>>5077471

>constantly making up excuses

Something tells me you completely made this thread for attention. As if you really wanted to commit suicide you would have picked literally ANY of the easily accessible ways. Since, you know, you don't care about pain. Cut your wrists you fucking pussy, do what robin williams did and stick a rope in your door and hang yourself through suspension, no risk of breaking your spine there because you're using your body weight to asphyxiate yourself.

Nobody is going to fucking go "oh you poor thing" and feel pity for you dude so you can stop fishing for it.

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Anonymous ID:235j2/FG Thu 10 May 2018 19:45:40 No.5077633 Report

Quoted By: >>5077731 >>5078161

>>5077594
i dont know, really. I sort of realized the reason I was sleeping so much was because sleeping felt so much better than being awake. my life isn't really that terrible right now, might get a job soon if I try hard but doesn't matter. just being awake has stresses and sadness, if you're asleep you have no stresses or sadness. So I want to sleep forever. i dont really care about what happens after i die because I will be dead, and nothing matters if I'm dead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ugf/mgzP Thu 10 May 2018 19:49:53 No.5077671 Report

Quoted By:

>>5077385
>gun license
lmao
also you're in south fucking africa, how do you not die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I500MOwb Thu 10 May 2018 19:58:18 No.5077731 Report

Quoted By: >>5078161

>>5077633
If you're the king of /bant/ don't do this, if you have people who like or love you don't do this, I wouldn't do it if you didn't have anybody cause then u could help people your whole life instead of being a pussy and killing yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N7eIlgLk Thu 10 May 2018 20:44:37 No.5078158 Report

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>>5077385
You're in South Africa. You're already dead.
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N7eIlgLk Thu 10 May 2018 20:45:14 No.5078161 Report

Quoted By: >>5078227

>>5077731
Not the king, just another >>5077633 frogposter invader trying to degrade the board.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I500MOwb Thu 10 May 2018 20:55:22 No.5078227 Report

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>>5078161
idc if this gey dies then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NGegVA9D Thu 10 May 2018 21:21:50 No.5078591 Report

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Bump for interest.

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Anonymous ID:fBWDrsTK Thu 10 May 2018 21:26:28 No.5078636 Report

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>>5077385
carotid compression with a thin rope and some cloth around your skin.
you can practice with your hands until you get the perfect spot, where you can breath and is painless.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bwP9CFHc Thu 10 May 2018 21:28:46 No.5078656 Report

Quoted By:

>>5077385
>>>/r9k/ questions belong in >>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C22Tm49t Thu 10 May 2018 21:35:08 No.5078728 Report

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>Cyanide pills(as many as you can fit in that stomach of yours)
>Make an explosive and strap it to the front of your neck
>Cut your neck, wrist(down the street, not across the road), as well as major arteries on the thighs
>Run into a couple niggers with guns
>Guillotine
>Bathtub with a toaster
>Stick a metal eating utensil into an electrical outlet
>Eat 2 kilograms of chocolate within 15 minutes
>Obtain a high blood alcohol level of 5% or more
>Down a bottle of painkillers
>Set yourself on fire while wrapped in a blanket soaked in gasoline
>Put your head on the road and get ran over by a car or truck
>Have someone break your neck
>Drive a knife into your heart(just below the ribcage with a 15 to 60 degree angle upward)
>Jump off of a place that is 100 meters or higher
There are many easy ways to die besides hanging yourself.

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