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Australia and New Zealand

2012 meme ID:am7klesi Tue 16 May 2017 11:49:07 No.508793 View View Reply Original Report

>New Zealand: Hi Australia what a lovely day wouldnt you agree

>Australia: Fuck off i shouldve fucked britain in the ass and taken u over bitch

being an australian i can assure you new zealand is our retarded brother

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A0v5tv3X Tue 16 May 2017 11:50:58 No.508819 Report

Quoted By: >>508941 >>509194

>>508793
>being an australian i can assure you new zealand is our retarded brother

Agree

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ewkDm35z Tue 16 May 2017 11:52:19 No.508827 Report

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Whats wrong with our NZ bros?
Its one of the safe countrys if WWIII happens

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w3PO2VYp Tue 16 May 2017 12:00:23 No.508911 Report

Quoted By: >>509194

Hmm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n0XvmyAy Tue 16 May 2017 12:03:02 No.508941 Report

Quoted By: >>509194

>>508819
can confirm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1Z+hK5DV Tue 16 May 2017 12:06:36 No.508982 Report

Quoted By: >>509194 >>509261

>>508793
Why all the hate Australia? What did we ever do to you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vTDskyWz Tue 16 May 2017 12:14:01 No.509194 Report

Quoted By: >>509212 >>509261

>>508793
>>508819

Listen, manchildren, you lost a war to fucking emus and you manchildren and your annoyingly retarded accent is the last on earth to ever be taken seriously.

Don't even draw attention to yourselves nor should these pathetic self-hating cucks
>>508911
>>508941

>>508982
They are salty manchildren trying to feel about themselves in anyway possible. However, the only thing Aussies are above is Canadians which is barely an achievement.

Honestly, you Kiwis need to stop failing at everything, it's bad enough you fail at life but you can't even defend yourselves against autistic aussies like this?

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Anonymous ID:vTDskyWz Tue 16 May 2017 12:15:11 No.509207 Report

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bye bye you cringey losers

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:A0v5tv3X Tue 16 May 2017 12:15:42 No.509212 Report

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>>509194

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LP+e+huj Tue 16 May 2017 12:20:55 No.509261 Report

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>>509194
What's wrong, your jimmies get rustled by another earthquake?

>>508982
>legit, non meme answer answer: I remember back in 2000 there was something like 300k New Zealand citizens in Australia recieving benefits, and we had to cut a deal with your gov. because if we cut them off you literally couldn't afford to pay for them.
>The notion of New Zealanders as freeloading off Aussie taxpayers hasn't gone away
>Keep in mind the sensationalism and reach of the Murdoch Press
>Put those facts together; there's your answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AAmKCAPw Tue 16 May 2017 12:27:11 No.509332 Report

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>country role-playing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8EChj6H5 Tue 16 May 2017 13:05:23 No.509846 Report

Quoted By: >>509946 >>509954

your niggers are more niggery than our niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:POZchSmJ Tue 16 May 2017 13:07:39 No.509877 Report

Quoted By: >>513996

as an american i have no say in the matter, but i think Australian accents are pretty cool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WhI5BDc3 Tue 16 May 2017 13:08:27 No.509946 Report

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>>509846
True

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SzZww0oD Tue 16 May 2017 13:08:50 No.509954 Report

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>>509846
I read that in your accent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8jxKVJoK Tue 16 May 2017 13:09:18 No.509964 Report

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Anonymous ID:j0eQ7JXT Tue 16 May 2017 13:15:32 No.510044 Report

Quoted By: >>511271

The problem with NZ is their disgusting Maori cave genes have infiltrated the entire population resulting in cave pussy. The thought of putting my dick in a kiwi chick? Bestiality please.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OsP/8V2C Tue 16 May 2017 13:34:41 No.511115 Report

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What's even the difference? You both have nearly the same fucking flag with the Britain's branding mark on your asses.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8EChj6H5 Tue 16 May 2017 13:37:06 No.511271 Report

Quoted By: >>511512

>>510044

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:j0eQ7JXT Tue 16 May 2017 13:41:23 No.511512 Report

Quoted By: >>512092

>>511271
We don't fuck them though, anon. Pretty simple stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8EChj6H5 Tue 16 May 2017 13:54:22 No.512092 Report

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>>511512
thats true, you are all quite simple

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ya2YJE/b Tue 16 May 2017 14:19:19 No.512905 Report

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Story time:

> walking across a marvelous country paddock one day with my mate from Australia
> see a sheep with it's head caught in a fence, struggling
> my dick's harder than the Sky Tower, Auckland city's most prominent landmark
> get my dick out and make love to that sexy little sheep
> Aussie friend looking at me
> ask him if he wants a turn
> mfw he enthusiastically sticks his head in the fence

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RtBr1GFC Tue 16 May 2017 15:07:09 No.513996 Report

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>>509877
Kiwi accent is worst accent.
Hearing a kiwi say the word suspicious out loud is fucking hilarious

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