>be me
>be 18 yo
>be polish guy adopted by a wealthy southern italian family
>go on vacation in northern italy, never seen it b4
>we rent a small house of wood for two weeks
>we decide to go out in the woods just to have fun
>walk away from my family because i want to see the lake
>head towards the lake
>see something in the distance
>it's a big goat
>it starts to run towards me
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>i start running like a motherfucker
>it's faster than me
>i hear it "baaaaaa" closer and closer
>my legs are weak
>i will not manage to run for much longer
>i start considering i might have to die like this
>i start praying to Jesus in my mind
>its bleating again but I see the lake
>with my remaining forces i choose to make one last effort and run as fast as my human body could possibly allow me to
>i finally reach the lake and jump in
>the monster throws another "baaaaa" but stops when it sees the water
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>i start waiting for it to leave
>it doesn't leave
>meanwhile the night is approaching
>the water is so cold i cant feel my body anymore and i'm stressed out of my mind
>i start swimming towards the other side of the lake
>halfway through i start thinking I might drown because I have no more strength
>somehow i make it to the other side of the lake
>fall asleep when i reach it
>wake up to the forest rangers slapping my face
>mfw
