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This is the legend of Tua muai, a legendary man who was overall an absolute bad ass.
> Be me
> 5th grade
> Just moved into Utah and going into the posh middle school
> Stereotypical new kid, except I acted more... Autistic
> 1st day of school
> Muhanxiety.webm
> palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
> forced to introduce myself to the entire class
> I akwardly stand up, sort of hunch over
> "Erm hi, mu- muh name's anon, I like erm... Video games?"
> Thecringe.jpg
> later on that day, comes the anxious kids worst nightmare... r e c e s s
> As I'm slowly walking out the classrooms door an athletic hawian kid stops in his tracks and faces me.
> "Hey, your that new kid, Anon right?" he said
> "Uh yeah I am, who are you?" I say
> He introduces himself as Tua, and asks if I want to hang out
> Hellyis.png
> After he introduces me to all his friends, it suddenly hits me
> I am hanging out with the chads...
> Tua, the leader of the chads, talked to an anxious, self conscious, twitchy, beta-ish sperg like me and became my friend.
> After a week or so, we get into some mischief
> During class, we played the penis game (if you never had a child hood, basically you just yell penis louder then everyone else and you have to see who will stop first.)
> I say penis in a wisper, kyle says it in a quite normal voice, Jackson says it louder, this goes on for a while until he litterally screamed penis in a class room.
> Entire classroom goes silent
> we got some weird looks, thankfully the teacher was out
> A few weeks of bantering pasted
> it was 2016 and dabbing was the biggest trend out there
> I am god awful at math and so I needed a way to cheat
> I devise a plan that would immortalize me in the chapters of autsim
> Me and my friends after an endless 4 minutes of planning decide to make a system of dabbing
> It's basically morse code but with dabs
> Every day before a test we would practice out dab code
> one dab meant A two dabs meant B,etc
Cont
> Be me
> 5th grade
> Just moved into Utah and going into the posh middle school
> Stereotypical new kid, except I acted more... Autistic
> 1st day of school
> Muhanxiety.webm
> palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
> forced to introduce myself to the entire class
> I akwardly stand up, sort of hunch over
> "Erm hi, mu- muh name's anon, I like erm... Video games?"
> Thecringe.jpg
> later on that day, comes the anxious kids worst nightmare... r e c e s s
> As I'm slowly walking out the classrooms door an athletic hawian kid stops in his tracks and faces me.
> "Hey, your that new kid, Anon right?" he said
> "Uh yeah I am, who are you?" I say
> He introduces himself as Tua, and asks if I want to hang out
> Hellyis.png
> After he introduces me to all his friends, it suddenly hits me
> I am hanging out with the chads...
> Tua, the leader of the chads, talked to an anxious, self conscious, twitchy, beta-ish sperg like me and became my friend.
> After a week or so, we get into some mischief
> During class, we played the penis game (if you never had a child hood, basically you just yell penis louder then everyone else and you have to see who will stop first.)
> I say penis in a wisper, kyle says it in a quite normal voice, Jackson says it louder, this goes on for a while until he litterally screamed penis in a class room.
> Entire classroom goes silent
> we got some weird looks, thankfully the teacher was out
> A few weeks of bantering pasted
> it was 2016 and dabbing was the biggest trend out there
> I am god awful at math and so I needed a way to cheat
> I devise a plan that would immortalize me in the chapters of autsim
> Me and my friends after an endless 4 minutes of planning decide to make a system of dabbing
> It's basically morse code but with dabs
> Every day before a test we would practice out dab code
> one dab meant A two dabs meant B,etc
Cont
