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Hello /bant/ and welcome to story time cool lol
>be me
>9 year old serbian boy
>playing some nintendo 64 BEST CONSOLE EVER
>I decided to play some Mario 64 BEST GAME OR SO I THOUGH
>I turn on the game when suddenly maruio has black eyes it was so scary I was terrified
>I start crying but nobody home to hear the sad cries for help from the sad srbian boy
>I decide to go to the game shop
>The guy there turns on mario and no black eyes??? WHAT
>I come back home
>Try turning on mario again but it wont work
>I look behind me
>Mario is standing there
>"You shouldnt have told anyone" he says
>I scream in fear
>"Now its time to end you ONCE AND FOR ALL"
>I am terrified I dont have ideas what I could do
>Suddenly SONIC comes into the room
>beats up mario
>"HAH THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PLAY NINTENDO. THEY ARE AN EVIL COMPANY! SEGA ON THE OTHER HAND? WELL WE ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY"
>He Gives me a sega genesis
>I play some games with him
>SOnic and I become friends
>we THen become more than friends
>"No we cant do this we are from 2 edifferent worlds" I say
>Sonic then kindnaps and starts giving me the htr
>He turns me into this princess thing and when 2006 comes around he put s me in hell. It seemed like a sonic game but everything was laggy and nothing made sense. I was there in a princess dress.
>after the game was done I died because I ate some onions and I am a vampire I forgot to mention that
>That was my life
>mfw
>be me
>9 year old serbian boy
>playing some nintendo 64 BEST CONSOLE EVER
>I decided to play some Mario 64 BEST GAME OR SO I THOUGH
>I turn on the game when suddenly maruio has black eyes it was so scary I was terrified
>I start crying but nobody home to hear the sad cries for help from the sad srbian boy
>I decide to go to the game shop
>The guy there turns on mario and no black eyes??? WHAT
>I come back home
>Try turning on mario again but it wont work
>I look behind me
>Mario is standing there
>"You shouldnt have told anyone" he says
>I scream in fear
>"Now its time to end you ONCE AND FOR ALL"
>I am terrified I dont have ideas what I could do
>Suddenly SONIC comes into the room
>beats up mario
>"HAH THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PLAY NINTENDO. THEY ARE AN EVIL COMPANY! SEGA ON THE OTHER HAND? WELL WE ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY"
>He Gives me a sega genesis
>I play some games with him
>SOnic and I become friends
>we THen become more than friends
>"No we cant do this we are from 2 edifferent worlds" I say
>Sonic then kindnaps and starts giving me the htr
>He turns me into this princess thing and when 2006 comes around he put s me in hell. It seemed like a sonic game but everything was laggy and nothing made sense. I was there in a princess dress.
>after the game was done I died because I ate some onions and I am a vampire I forgot to mention that
>That was my life
>mfw
