I almost envy you little shits you literally have it 10x better than me.
Seriously you're fucking okay being with no gfs.
Girls are always fucking trying to take advantage of you, they never make the first move, expecting the guy to protect and comfort them at all times and if they make a move it's only because of their selfishness. Why can't they ever stand up for themselves? Of course it's fucking bullshit, there are no alpha women to begin with and movies only portray a fucking male fantasy. Jesus Christ, you want to lose your virginity? Get a fucking hooker, don't bother getting a gf it will make your life HELL.