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> be Romanian
> wake up in your vardo
> your three uncles still sleeping next to you
> pickpocket your uncles
> head outside to see your mom
> ask her for some breakfast
> mom hands you a garlic bulb
> she tells you to go walk your dogs
> pickpocket your dogs
> realize you're actually about to do honest work
> tell your mom to go fuck herself
> she caves your face in with her crystal ball
> pickpocket your mom before dying
> wake up in your vardo
> your three uncles still sleeping next to you
> pickpocket your uncles
> head outside to see your mom
> ask her for some breakfast
> mom hands you a garlic bulb
> she tells you to go walk your dogs
> pickpocket your dogs
> realize you're actually about to do honest work
> tell your mom to go fuck herself
> she caves your face in with her crystal ball
> pickpocket your mom before dying
