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A Nazi knocks on a door. It's Berlin; 1944.
The homeowner opens the door and invites the Nazi inside.
"Hallo, we are looking for Jews and have been told you say you have some here."
"Yes, I have some here", says the man.
The Nazi looks around, and finds nothing.
The man calmly points downwards, and the Nazi then lifts the floor boards, also finding nothing.
"You say you have Jews here, but there are none!" shouted the Nazi.
"You are mistaken," said the man.
"These floor boards, you see, they're made of ashwood!"
