>>513992Weird inexplicable dreams huh? this was mine this morning:
>be dreaming>get thirsty in the middle of the night>get up for drink>actually still dreaming>for some reason at parent's house and they have a Japanese business woman staying in my room>"oh shit better be quiet, Japanese people are very dignified and easily spooked">walk over to sink>see there is a bowl of Risotto in the sink>try to pour glass of water so water doesn't fall into risotto>it's dark... can't see>water goes into risotto, flushes rice grains all over the place>Sperg out "HOLY SHIT, WHO THE FUCK LEFT THIS FUCKING RISOTTO IN THE SINK!? PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IF YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT LATER, GEEZ!">Sink into ball of embarrassment as I remember Japanese guest>Have to quietly wash bowl of risotto in the dark and put it on the dishrack and throw all the soggy risotto into the trash>dying inside but have to be quiet>still haven't drunk my glass of water 
