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So I went to Burgerland awhile back
>Be me
>Polack-Kraut-Bolshevik-Lithuanian with Hungarian family
>move to NewYork for a while
>Food taste like shit
>share the delicious fulfilling meals of central Europe
>people are mostly Polish, German, and Irish
>teach them the beautiful language of Poland
>we're all Kurwas now
>even niggers have turned
>gunlaw liberals they rivaled with no longer care, sold all our guns for ingredients to make food
>liberals okay with us cuz no muh guns
>republicans okay with us because we still protect muh gunrights
>we're eating pierogis in NewYork
>some negroes jump us
>they demand muh monies
>they pull degenerate guns out
>fucking .357 revolver, Skorpion, glock, shit like that
>we laugh, mouths full of barszcz
>they unload into us
>we fall
>they start looting our bodies as people run inside
>we lost
>kurwa mac
>trumpet is sounded from above
>it's a fellow Polack
>the niggers are confused as fuck
>we rise to our feet, metal plates adorn us
>they run
>notyetpiedorleci.polka
>we draw saber and charge them
>armour too heavy
>they run way ahead of us
>we hear wooshing sounds
>THENTHEWINGEDHUSSARSARRIVED.jperogi
>they run them through in no time
>whole army of nigglets come around corner
>the cavalry cuts em down no prob
>we clean up the goddless savages
>we retake America a few weeks later
>we crusade into Mexico and Latin-America
>No prob cause most are true Catholic anyway
>Brazil loves us
Jozef Pilsudski comes out of his grave and restores the Polish Kingdom
>the Czechs, and Slovaks give all land to Poland, and Hungary as Hungary joins and we become the Kingdom of Poland-Hungary.
>Poles and Hungarians join in crusade as we reclaim the Holy Land for Catholics
>We bring diplomacy to middle-east
>Be me
>Polack-Kraut-Bolshevik-Lithuanian with Hungarian family
>move to NewYork for a while
>Food taste like shit
>share the delicious fulfilling meals of central Europe
>people are mostly Polish, German, and Irish
>teach them the beautiful language of Poland
>we're all Kurwas now
>even niggers have turned
>gunlaw liberals they rivaled with no longer care, sold all our guns for ingredients to make food
>liberals okay with us cuz no muh guns
>republicans okay with us because we still protect muh gunrights
>we're eating pierogis in NewYork
>some negroes jump us
>they demand muh monies
>they pull degenerate guns out
>fucking .357 revolver, Skorpion, glock, shit like that
>we laugh, mouths full of barszcz
>they unload into us
>we fall
>they start looting our bodies as people run inside
>we lost
>kurwa mac
>trumpet is sounded from above
>it's a fellow Polack
>the niggers are confused as fuck
>we rise to our feet, metal plates adorn us
>they run
>notyetpiedorleci.polka
>we draw saber and charge them
>armour too heavy
>they run way ahead of us
>we hear wooshing sounds
>THENTHEWINGEDHUSSARSARRIVED.jperogi
>they run them through in no time
>whole army of nigglets come around corner
>the cavalry cuts em down no prob
>we clean up the goddless savages
>we retake America a few weeks later
>we crusade into Mexico and Latin-America
>No prob cause most are true Catholic anyway
>Brazil loves us
Jozef Pilsudski comes out of his grave and restores the Polish Kingdom
>the Czechs, and Slovaks give all land to Poland, and Hungary as Hungary joins and we become the Kingdom of Poland-Hungary.
>Poles and Hungarians join in crusade as we reclaim the Holy Land for Catholics
>We bring diplomacy to middle-east
