This is the ONLY acceptable way to consume ramen/noodles. There simply is no other alternative method that can be practiced whilst maintaining a clear conscience.
>Asian brand noodles only. Any product with English text is haram.
>A dedicated bespoke noodle bowl is essential. Users of generic kitchenware please join the line for your haircut.
>All ingredients go in bowl along with boiling water.
>You MUST add your own herbs, spices and sauces. An unimproved noodle recipe is anathema.
>Prep is for kitchen, consumption can only take place where one is entirely at ease. Go there.
>Drink all the broth but DO NOT eat a single noodle.
>Return to kitchen. To the remains ingredients add lightbsoy sauce and grated cheese. Microwave for 90 seconds.
>Revert to eating location like a fucking champion.
FAQ
It is permissible to add meat but ONLY if added with the hot water at the start and ONLY if the meat has been BBQ'd OVER COALS WITH THE BONE IN. EG ribs, chops, duck etc.
EGGS. No. Even 1000yo eggs are forbidden. These are a Jewish trick.
CUTLERY OPTIONS. Wrong. There are no options. A single fork that makes a pleasing sound when thrown in the sink is what you need.
Follow these rules and you will live to be 100.