>>51575Oh wow! He had SEX! Congratulations!
Just kidding.
Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, he was born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of his species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! He managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This is literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, he probably wore a condom... which means he failed at submitting himself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill his self.
