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Anonymous ID:9003DQrJ Tue 16 May 2017 17:03:03 No.516027 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>516055 >>516111 >>516125 >>516163 >>516283 >>516751 >>518578 >>519919 >>520472 >>520494 >>520603

>be american
>suck a fucking cock

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Anonymous ID:qKQVMZfO Tue 16 May 2017 17:04:16 No.516055 Report

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>>516027
>Be american

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Anonymous ID:OOJgmcwY Tue 16 May 2017 17:07:03 No.516111 Report

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>>516027
Why not just a regular cock?

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Anonymous ID:S2wU6OrQ Tue 16 May 2017 17:07:28 No.516125 Report

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>>516027
> be American
> Put my dick in the microwave.

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Anonymous ID:3/VpHLkS Tue 16 May 2017 17:08:07 No.516135 Report

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Anonymous ID:7u4WqBK1 Tue 16 May 2017 17:08:10 No.516137 Report

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>be

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Anonymous ID:e9lITcBY Tue 16 May 2017 17:08:20 No.516139 Report

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>be american
>get a shot of dick in my ass

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Anonymous ID:9003DQrJ Tue 16 May 2017 17:09:05 No.516150 Report

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>>516111
Cock?

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Anonymous ID:tLwKK5K0 Tue 16 May 2017 17:09:39 No.516163 Report

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>>516027
>be pedro
>jump the border to suck cock like the american i always wanted to be

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Anonymous ID:xoYsAzS1 Tue 16 May 2017 17:10:06 No.516170 Report

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Anonymous ID:cpHuaPnk Tue 16 May 2017 17:15:38 No.516283 Report

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>>516027
>be American
>get hungry between breakfast and brunch so decide to buy food
>scooter is broken b/c my ass too free and american for it to hold weight
>decide to walk
>nearly have heart attack
>accidently walk into designated shooting street
>get shot
>clap because it was a good shot
>reach fat fingers into pocket and tip my shooter
>call myself an ambulance
>NSA logs my call
>stop to McDonalds DriveThrough surgery
>free small burger with any flesh-wound surgery
>nice!
>Pay for surgery out of my own grease stained pocket, no tax payer waste here
>tip surgeon
>tip all the nurses
>tip patient in front of me, he ordered a salad wrap. Unamerican!
>turns out I had a stroke on the operating table so can't clap anymore
>fml
>Otherwise just your average Thursday

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Anonymous ID:xoYsAzS1 Tue 16 May 2017 17:16:43 No.516305 Report

Quoted By: >>516620

>>516283
>designated shooting street
holy shit dude my sides

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Anonymous ID:qoeMP7B4 Tue 16 May 2017 17:19:08 No.516346 Report

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>>516283
>be american
>get shot at designated shooting street
>be another american
>get shot at memorial for original shooting victim

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Anonymous ID:cpHuaPnk Tue 16 May 2017 17:33:57 No.516620 Report

Quoted By: >>518545

>>516305
I can't believe I haven't heard it before

>>516346
>be third american at same memorial
>singer is Ariana Grande
>"OooooOoOOoOoOOOOOOOOoooooo! SaaaAAAAAAAaaaaAAA..."
>*this goes on for hours*
>shoot self
>squeeze through crowd of human whales...
>...can't shuffle off mortal coil without giving singer her tip
>no body hears gun because everybody clapping throughout whole performance
>be dead
>no body takes gun from cold dead hand

....HooooooOoOOoOooooOooooOoooOOOooome of the BrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAaAaAaAAaAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

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Anonymous ID:YgMPCwPT Tue 16 May 2017 17:35:34 No.516751 Report

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>>516027
>be mexican
>too dirty and poor for any county to want

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Anonymous ID:AE7X1pa5 Tue 16 May 2017 17:45:53 No.517658 Report

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>>516751
>be american
>still recoveing from gunshot wound earlier in the day
>on too many painkillers paid for out of pocket to come up with a witty comeback
>"haha ur poor"
>sure got that dirty mexicunt good
>tips Comcast for working long enough to post

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Anonymous ID:yMxDZbGo Tue 16 May 2017 17:48:07 No.517711 Report

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>be american

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Anonymous ID:xoYsAzS1 Tue 16 May 2017 17:50:01 No.517767 Report

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>be

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Anonymous ID:cpHuaPnk Tue 16 May 2017 17:52:39 No.517873 Report

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>>517711
dub dubs!
>be american
IS AMERICAN

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Anonymous ID:+1elnCgo Tue 16 May 2017 18:15:11 No.518545 Report

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>>516620
>leeest we forget a regular tuesday post

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Anonymous ID:j71ILeV7 Tue 16 May 2017 18:16:57 No.518578 Report

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>>516027
T. Mexican Intellectual

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Anonymous ID:2vyD1hlb Tue 16 May 2017 19:08:25 No.519919 Report

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>>516027

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Anonymous ID:/8ExwjJE Tue 16 May 2017 19:31:35 No.520472 Report

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>>516027
You just made that up

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Anonymous ID:bK3WvBEN Tue 16 May 2017 19:32:32 No.520494 Report

Quoted By: >>520775

>>516027

>be Cucknadian
>get sandwiched by your nigger boyfriends

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Anonymous ID:X1uowNkO Tue 16 May 2017 19:37:39 No.520603 Report

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>>516027
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Anonymous ID:/8ExwjJE Tue 16 May 2017 19:45:51 No.520775 Report

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>>520494
>be 56% american
>100% shot

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