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okay /bant/ here goes
My girlfriend just broke up with me over the dumbest shit, greenie incoming
>be last night
>taking a massive shit and feel tugging on my ass hairs
>manage to push past the pain
>grabbed my gf's tiny mirror and stand over it
>fucking massive dingleberries and giant clumps of hair all over my asshole
fug
>try to wipe it off and it just tugs on my hairs and fucking hurts
>try to burn it to soften it to wipe it off, doesnt work, just burns my asshairs and asshole before it even works
>bathroom smells fucking horrific now, w/e
>after about 15 mins of this i say fuck it and just shave the entire area with an electric razor
>gf always said she like shaved guys so i dig the front jungle too, lookin pretty smoooooof
>got a bit carried away and decided i didnt really like my thigh hairs, cut all that down, from my belly button to my knees
this is when it gets fukt
>gf comes over a few hours ago, we joke a bit have some drinks and she plays some fortnite while im on pubg on pc
>gettin frisky, she reaches down to gimmie a hj while playing (she thinks its distracting but its really not) she hesitates on my new smoothness
>gf goes "uhhh, did you uh, shave?"
>ye bby jus 4 u
>she continues, eventually i close the game and just lean back in my chair
>starts blowing me, shit is cash
>she pulls off my shorts and just stops
>wtf's all over the place
>asks me what happened so i told her, why not
>she literally walks out of the room, grabs her handbag and leaves
>get a text from her phone from her friend telling me she said she's tired of my fucking weirdness and dont call her anymore
>get mad and smash my phone
>come here
what do now?
My girlfriend just broke up with me over the dumbest shit, greenie incoming
>be last night
>taking a massive shit and feel tugging on my ass hairs
>manage to push past the pain
>grabbed my gf's tiny mirror and stand over it
>fucking massive dingleberries and giant clumps of hair all over my asshole
fug
>try to wipe it off and it just tugs on my hairs and fucking hurts
>try to burn it to soften it to wipe it off, doesnt work, just burns my asshairs and asshole before it even works
>bathroom smells fucking horrific now, w/e
>after about 15 mins of this i say fuck it and just shave the entire area with an electric razor
>gf always said she like shaved guys so i dig the front jungle too, lookin pretty smoooooof
>got a bit carried away and decided i didnt really like my thigh hairs, cut all that down, from my belly button to my knees
this is when it gets fukt
>gf comes over a few hours ago, we joke a bit have some drinks and she plays some fortnite while im on pubg on pc
>gettin frisky, she reaches down to gimmie a hj while playing (she thinks its distracting but its really not) she hesitates on my new smoothness
>gf goes "uhhh, did you uh, shave?"
>ye bby jus 4 u
>she continues, eventually i close the game and just lean back in my chair
>starts blowing me, shit is cash
>she pulls off my shorts and just stops
>wtf's all over the place
>asks me what happened so i told her, why not
>she literally walks out of the room, grabs her handbag and leaves
>get a text from her phone from her friend telling me she said she's tired of my fucking weirdness and dont call her anymore
>get mad and smash my phone
>come here
what do now?
