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Anonymous ID:2wAWITQ8 Tue 16 May 2017 17:28:46 No.516547 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>517255 >>517660 >>518454 >>518541 >>519286 >>519496 >>519566 >>519676 >>520857 >>521205 >>521246 >>521287 >>521314 >>521645 >>522043

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 17:31:05 No.516581 Report

Quoted By: >>517062

I'm back from my travels and opening my shoppe. Here are my new items... (roll)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1HZqNBtR Tue 16 May 2017 17:32:28 No.516604 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 17:37:46 No.517062 Report

Quoted By: >>517754

>>516581
Couldn't find much, only one item. Anyway...

ROLL UP, ROLL UP
ALCHEMY GOODS FOR SALE:
> 2G - 3 cheap cinnamon sticks
> 3G - 1 self-wrapping root
> 5G - 1x1x1cm of homeopathic gold
> 7G - 1 lucky rabbit's foot
> 10G - 3 hollow iron rods
> 15G - 1 potion of feral sex appeal
> 15G - 1 potion of instant delayed recovery
> 20G - pebble of lightweight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/0KLTD4v Tue 16 May 2017 17:40:43 No.517208 Report

Quoted By:

rollsthou'vmnt

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 17:41:20 No.517220 Report

Quoted By: >>517639

Probably should bump it a little bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nDJl/7pE Tue 16 May 2017 17:41:21 No.517221 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gelgjKj6 Tue 16 May 2017 17:41:44 No.517255 Report

Quoted By:

>>516547
cancer bread but lets roll

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 17:44:43 No.517639 Report

Quoted By: >>517670

>>517220
In the meantime, I'ma roll to see what I find on the shelves of my shop.

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm100g)

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm100g) ID:nDJl/7pE Tue 16 May 2017 17:45:00 No.517646 Report

Quoted By: >>517670

I will sing you a song for money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 17:45:58 No.517660 Report

Quoted By: >>518264

>>516547
Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them doggies rollin'

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 17:46:22 No.517670 Report

Quoted By: >>517747

>>517639
Oh shit nigga, I just found a fucking philosopher's stone! I knew i had one somewhere.

>>517646
What tunes you got?

Neldor the Elf Count (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

Neldor the Elf Count (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:gelgjKj6 Tue 16 May 2017 17:46:47 No.517682 Report

Quoted By: >>517707 >>517924

Has anyone seen the Duke around?

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 17:47:54 No.517707 Report

Quoted By: >>517746

>>517682
Nope, I just got back from running away from a niggerslayer who wanted magic KFC.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gelgjKj6 Tue 16 May 2017 17:48:52 No.517746 Report

Quoted By: >>517849

>>517707
Oh, that doesn't sound good. Are you alright?
But that doesn't matter right? You can just brew a health potion can't you Master Alchemist?

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm100g)

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm100g) ID:nDJl/7pE Tue 16 May 2017 17:48:54 No.517747 Report

Quoted By: >>517849

>>517670
How much you willin to spend?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Krukghl'van the Fishfolk Gladiator (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

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Krukghl'van the Fishfolk Gladiator (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:/0KLTD4v Tue 16 May 2017 17:49:21 No.517754 Report

Quoted By: >>517849

>>517062
*ghurghling intensifies*
*points at potion of feral sex appeal, then lucky rabbit's foot*
*throws money in your face and grabs the stuff*

*also gently leaves you one of their scales*

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 202G) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 17:51:05 No.517849 Report

Quoted By: >>517887

>>517746
I need to find some new shit for my brews, my potion of instant delayed recovery is a bit shit ngl.

>>517747
How does 15G sound?

>>517754
Thx m8
*proceeds to wipe off gurgly shit off counter*

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm115g)

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm115g) ID:nDJl/7pE Tue 16 May 2017 17:53:49 No.517887 Report

Quoted By: >>518029 >>518529

>>517849
Done.

>His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
>He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
>To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
>What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
>He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
>He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
>The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 17:54:23 No.517898 Report

Quoted By: >>517934

rolling!

Krukghl'van the Fishfolk Gladiator (68HP, 70MP, 78G)

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Krukghl'van the Fishfolk Gladiator (68HP, 70MP, 78G) ID:/0KLTD4v Tue 16 May 2017 17:55:22 No.517924 Report

Quoted By: >>518149

>>517682
*ghurgles violently at your face*
*smears a bunch of their scales onto it*
*gives it a friendly slap for half the rolled, last digit, damage*

Neldor the Elf Count (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

Neldor the Elf Count (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:gelgjKj6 Tue 16 May 2017 17:55:44 No.517934 Report

Quoted By: >>517968 >>518162 >>518279

>>517898
An evil fucking warlock appears

Hm, what do you other fine gentlemen think of this?
Hopefully he will live out his life peacefully

Krukghl'van the Fishfolk Gladiator (68HP, 70MP, 78G)

Krukghl'van the Fishfolk Gladiator (68HP, 70MP, 78G) ID:/0KLTD4v Tue 16 May 2017 17:56:58 No.517968 Report

Quoted By:

>>517934
*GHURGLE*
*violently throws their arms in the air*

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 17:57:05 No.518029 Report

Quoted By:

>>517887
That's a pretty sick tune m8 thanks for the entertainment! Here's a tip: *palms you 5G*

Neldor the Elf Count (68HP, 70MP, 100G)

Neldor the Elf Count (68HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:gelgjKj6 Tue 16 May 2017 17:58:06 No.518149 Report

Quoted By: >>518273

>>517924
*Takes 2HP of damage*
A fish tries to harm me, HA you will have to try better than some scales!

Because I'm a nice guy I will do no harm back.
Here, take this bucket of fishfood.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 17:58:24 No.518162 Report

Quoted By: >>518279

>>517934
Better not fuckin steal my alchemy shit, that niggerslayer gave me so many problems...

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:00:49 No.518213 Report

Quoted By: >>518320

Btw if anyone has special demands, I offer bespoke items but you'll need to fetch the ingredients yourselves.
For an extra helping of Gs, I can teach you some of my trade.

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 70 G)

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 70 G) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:02:17 No.518264 Report

Quoted By:

>>517660
Okay, nice.

Krukghl'van the Fishfolk Gladiator (69HP, 70MP, 78G)

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Krukghl'van the Fishfolk Gladiator (69HP, 70MP, 78G) ID:/0KLTD4v Tue 16 May 2017 18:02:26 No.518273 Report

Quoted By: >>519252

>>518149
*gnaws on the food, gaining 1HP*
>sits and follows you shambling about retardedly

Grimling, Warlock in training [ 70HP | 70MP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock in training [ 70HP | 70MP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 18:02:48 No.518279 Report

Quoted By: >>518320

>>517934
I can't do anything evil yet, got to get some good rolls first.

>>518162
Don't worry mate, I remember you from a previous life. Thanks for the help with the wolves.

Rolling to summon a small imp servant thing.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:04:54 No.518320 Report

Quoted By: >>518399

>>518213
Meanwhile, I'ma work on some potions and figure out how to use muh stone. (roll)

>>518279
No problem, if ya need anything I'll let you have something half price (rounded up of course) *jew noises*

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 70 G)

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 70 G) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:07:04 No.518360 Report

Quoted By: >>518372 >>518399

I need some armor. And a sword. I should go buy some. But where will I find someone selling things?

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G)

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:07:34 No.518372 Report

Quoted By:

>>518360
Oops, fixed my name

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:08:46 No.518399 Report

Quoted By: >>518435

>>518320
Aw shit, it just broke in half... ffs what is my life?

>>518360
You need any buffs just lemme know bby

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:09:36 No.518421 Report

Quoted By:

rollin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:10:14 No.518435 Report

Quoted By: >>518452

>>518399
Alright, when I get some items I'll get you to magic 'em

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:10:53 No.518452 Report

Quoted By:

>>518435
<3

ROLL UP, ROLL UP
ALCHEMY GOODS FOR SALE:
> 2G - 3 cheap cinnamon sticks
> 3G - 1 self-wrapping root
> 5G - 1x1x1cm of homeopathic gold
> 7G - 1 lucky rabbit's foot
> 10G - 3 hollow iron rods
> 15G - 1 potion of feral sex appeal
> 15G - 1 potion of instant delayed recovery
> 20G - 1 pebble of lightweight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:10:58 No.518454 Report

Quoted By: >>518488

>>516547
Roll

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:12:18 No.518481 Report

Quoted By: >>518529

i was this close to becoming a trap, whew.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:12:38 No.518488 Report

Quoted By:

>>518454
Re roll

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:14:23 No.518529 Report

Quoted By: >>518570

>>518481
Can you liven this place up like the bard who was here a few minutes ago?
>>517887

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:14:53 No.518535 Report

Quoted By: >>518571

Roll To Pillage a village

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2+qSWlcW Tue 16 May 2017 18:15:04 No.518541 Report

Quoted By:

>>516547
fuck it roll

Sir Niggerton

Sir Niggerton ID:s5iVjLgb Tue 16 May 2017 18:16:10 No.518564 Report

Quoted By:

Call me sir Niggerton

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:16:40 No.518570 Report

Quoted By: >>518608 >>518609

>>518529

watch this

rolling to blow his mind with an epic solo

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G)

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:16:45 No.518571 Report

Quoted By: >>518598

>>518535
Stop right there! I, Albus, Guard Captain, Captain of the Guard, leader of the Guardsmen guarding this village, am here to guard this village from you!

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:17:48 No.518598 Report

Quoted By: >>518624

>>518571
Try ya best Sugartits, you ain't stoppin me pillaging some small village

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:18:23 No.518608 Report

Quoted By:

>>518570

FUCK, MY FINGER GOT CUT BY THE STRINGS.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:18:26 No.518609 Report

Quoted By: >>518665

>>518570
I am so thoroughly unimpressed that if you want to buy some of my wares it'll cost you an extra 5G.

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G)

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:19:09 No.518624 Report

Quoted By: >>518648 >>518732

>>518598
Roll to stab pirate scum with sword

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:19:57 No.518648 Report

Quoted By: >>518711 >>518732

>>518624
Roll To Pierce Weak Human eye with sword

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:20:35 No.518665 Report

Quoted By: >>518732 >>519087

>>518609

how about i try another instrument? something that won't cut my fucking fingers this time...

rolling to play an epic solo on the flute

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G)

Albus the Guard Captain (70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:22:21 No.518711 Report

Quoted By: >>518729 >>518744

>>518648
Ow oof ouch my eye hurts owie
Roll to slice up the elf like a chef slices vegetables

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:22:50 No.518724 Report

Quoted By:

Rollin'

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:23:04 No.518729 Report

Quoted By: >>518744

>>518711
Roll to Deflect and Blind this human dog

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:23:12 No.518732 Report

Quoted By: >>518828 >>518902 >>519113

>>518624
>>518648
I can't have killings of potential customers, here, have a free sample potion of instant delayed recovery each.

>>518665
Eh that was decent, I'll let you buy anything from my shop for 10G or less.

Albus the Guard Captain (68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G)

Albus the Guard Captain (68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:23:38 No.518744 Report

Quoted By: >>518779

>>518711
>>518729
Dubs = critical hit

Checkers the Pirate Leader (66 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (66 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:24:49 No.518779 Report

Quoted By: >>518795

>>518744
Eh That hurt you scum
Roll To Flee

Albus the Guard Captain (68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G)

Albus the Guard Captain (68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:25:37 No.518795 Report

Quoted By:

>>518779
That's right, you better run!

Checkers the Pirate Leader (66 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (66 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:27:01 No.518828 Report

Quoted By: >>518878

>>518732
Drink Potion

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:28:19 No.518878 Report

Quoted By:

>>518828
*brand new baby flesh appears where you've been sliced* +20HP up to max.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:29:21 No.518902 Report

Quoted By: >>519137

>>518732
Thank's Puny Merchant i will bring ya some gold from my pillagin'

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:30:33 No.519087 Report

Quoted By: >>519127 >>519137

>>518665

A good solo friend! Do you wish to join my party? I probably have a spell or two to change you out of your ugly trap ways.

>Anyone can join me except niggers

Albus the Guard Captain (68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:32:01 No.519113 Report

Quoted By: >>519186

>>518732
Mighty kind of you, sir.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:32:17 No.519118 Report

Quoted By: >>519155

Roll To Pillage Another Village

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Lute, Flute]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Lute, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:32:46 No.519127 Report

Quoted By: >>519234

>>519087

Name's JJJJ, and I'm in.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (40HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:33:22 No.519137 Report

Quoted By: >>519204

>>518902
Thank you kindly <3

>>519087
I'd join but I have to keep watch over my shoppe, you're welcome to browse.

Albus the Guard Captain (68/70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (68/70 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:34:15 No.519155 Report

Quoted By: >>519181 >>519206

>>519118
Stop right there! We meet again, pirate scum! This time I will not allow the likes of you to escape from me, vagabond!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:abIZ+BpH Tue 16 May 2017 18:34:45 No.519167 Report

Quoted By:

Rolllllllll

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:35:25 No.519181 Report

Quoted By: >>519217

>>519155
Try yer best dog,this time i'll make sure to enslave the wenches and burn this weak village to the ground

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:35:33 No.519186 Report

Quoted By: >>519204 >>519217 >>519266

>>519113

Excellent. Shall we fuck this pirate up and take his shit?

>519137
Watch over your wares well, dwarf. I will try to heal thou.

>Rolling health spell on Alan

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:36:21 No.519204 Report

Quoted By: >>519266

>>519186
>>519137

Success! You heal 16hp

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (70 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:36:25 No.519206 Report

Quoted By: >>519247 >>519277 >>519305

>>519155
Roll To Pierce Human Stomach with sword

Albus the Guard Captain (68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:37:01 No.519217 Report

Quoted By: >>519242 >>519247

>>519186
We most certainly shall.

>>519181
Have it your way, villain! Roll to attack.

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm120g)

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm120g) ID:nDJl/7pE Tue 16 May 2017 18:37:07 No.519221 Report

Quoted By: >>519232 >>519266

GUESS WHOS BACK
BACK AGAIN
BARD OCKS BACK
TELL A FREN

rolling to breakdance and accidentally-on-purpose injure whoever posts after me

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (60hp70mm120g)

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (60hp70mm120g) ID:nDJl/7pE Tue 16 May 2017 18:37:52 No.519232 Report

Quoted By: >>519274

>>519221
Injure self, lying on ground with a joint injury

sux to be magnicifent

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:37:54 No.519234 Report

Quoted By: >>519252

>>519127
The hell? Sorry, I quoted wrong person. Join up and attack this pirate!!

Checkers the Pirate Leader (69 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (69 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:38:23 No.519242 Report

Quoted By: >>519247 >>519265 >>519269

>>519217
Lucky Dog i'll Spray yer blood all over this bloody village
Roll To Attack

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Lute, Flute]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Lute, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:38:40 No.519245 Report

Quoted By: >>519266

rolling to run to the pirate and swing my lute at his ass

Albus the Guard Captain (62 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (62 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:38:48 No.519247 Report

Quoted By: >>519265

>>519217
>>519206
>>519242
You rolled a 6, so I take 6 damage, and I rolled a 7, so you take 7 damage, we're doing combat like how the OP image says to this time.

Roll to attack.

Grimling, Warlock in training [ 70HP | 70MP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock in training [ 70HP | 70MP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 18:38:51 No.519248 Report

Quoted By:

I roll to give my imp familiar the ability to shapeshift.

Neldor the Elf Count (68HP, 70MP, 100G)

Neldor the Elf Count (68HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:gelgjKj6 Tue 16 May 2017 18:38:54 No.519252 Report

Quoted By:

>>518273
*Gives more food*
Come on boy, lets join >>519234
and fight this Pirate!

Albus the Guard Captain (60 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (60 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:39:37 No.519265 Report

Quoted By:

>>519247
>>519242
I take 2 damage, you take 7 damage again.
Roll to attack.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:39:44 No.519266 Report

Quoted By: >>519405

>>519186
>>519204
Thank you very much, kind elf, if you need any alchemical goods, please stop by.

Reminder:
ROLL UP, ROLL UP!
ALCHEMY GOODS FOR SALE:
> 2G - 3 cheap cinnamon sticks
> 3G - 1 self-wrapping root
> 5G - 1x1x1cm of homeopathic gold
> 7G - 1 lucky rabbit's foot
> 10G - 3 hollow iron rods
> 15G - 1 potion of feral sex appeal
> 15G - 1 potion of instant delayed recovery
> 20G - 1 pebble of lightweight

For bespoke items, I'll decide whether it's possible for me to handle the request and then you'll have to fetch the ingredients yourself.

Extra Gold required if you want to learn how to make shit yourself.

>>519221
Wew lad, you've got some competition.
>>519245

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Lute, Flute]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Lute, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:39:52 No.519268 Report

Quoted By: >>519303

rolling to swing my lute at the pirate's jaw

Checkers the Pirate Leader (58 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (58 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:39:54 No.519269 Report

Quoted By: >>519303

>>519242
Roll To Attack

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm120g)

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm120g) ID:nDJl/7pE Tue 16 May 2017 18:40:05 No.519274 Report

Quoted By: >>519298

>>519232
BUT WAIT I FAILED TO INJURE NEXT POSTER

NEXT POSTER IS ME

NO INJURY

RULEHAX

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:40:11 No.519277 Report

Quoted By: >>519303 >>519305

>>519206

>Rolling attack on Pirate

VILE SCUM

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MrubxAn+ Tue 16 May 2017 18:40:29 No.519286 Report

Quoted By:

>>516547
Roll for class

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8/IAB6m4 Tue 16 May 2017 18:40:40 No.519292 Report

Quoted By:

Rill

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 213G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:41:05 No.519298 Report

Quoted By: >>519312

>>519274
Noice, have a cinnamon stick.

Albus the Guard Captain (51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (51 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:41:21 No.519303 Report

Quoted By: >>519326

>>519268
>>519277
Excellent, it appears that nobody likes criminal scum.

>>519269
Roll to attack.

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 100g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:41:33 No.519305 Report

Quoted By:

>>519206
>>519277

Dubs! Critical hit!! 14dmg?

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm120g)

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (70hp70mm120g) ID:nDJl/7pE Tue 16 May 2017 18:42:00 No.519312 Report

Quoted By: >>519356

>>519298
thanks bruh

rolling for cinnamon challenge

Checkers the Pirate Leader (44 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (44 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:42:28 No.519326 Report

Quoted By: >>519340 >>519344 >>519347

>>519303
Roll To Attack

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Lute, Flute]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Lute, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:43:10 No.519340 Report

Quoted By: >>519352 >>519415

>>519326

rolling to do a 360 swing with my lute and make the pirate's kneecaps the point of impact

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:43:28 No.519344 Report

Quoted By: >>519358 >>519363 >>519370

>>519326
Ya Bested me but next time i'll bring friends
Roll to leave

Albus the Guard Captain (45 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (45 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:43:33 No.519347 Report

Quoted By: >>519363

>>519326
Do you really think you can win? Roll to attack.

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Lute, Flute]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [68 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Lute, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:43:47 No.519352 Report

Quoted By: >>519415

FUCK, I TRIPPED

>>519340

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (50hp70mm120g)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO cim.gif, 2MiB, 380x202

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (50hp70mm120g) ID:nDJl/7pE Tue 16 May 2017 18:43:53 No.519356 Report

Quoted By:

>>519312

Albus the Guard Captain (45 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (45 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:44:04 No.519358 Report

Quoted By:

>>519344
Oh no you don't, not this time!
Roll to chase.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:44:09 No.519363 Report

Quoted By: >>519401

>>519347
Check
>>519344

Taak the Thug (70HP/70MP/100G)

Taak the Thug (70HP/70MP/100G) ID:abIZ+BpH Tue 16 May 2017 18:44:35 No.519370 Report

Quoted By:

>>519344
Roll to keep your bitch ass in there fighting.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:44:59 No.519375 Report

Quoted By: >>519401 >>519471

(Off RP) So Explain me this a little bit
i Rolled a dubs and you an 8 so i win right?

Albus the Guard Captain (45 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (45 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:45:56 No.519401 Report

Quoted By: >>519411

>>519363
>>519375
It's only a critical hit if it's in combat with another person. You didn't attack, you fled, so it just counts as a normal 4, compared to my 8. If you ordered to attack me then it would have beaten my 8 because it would be in combat.

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 85g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 85g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:46:03 No.519405 Report

Quoted By: >>519415

>>519266

Buying 1 x Feral Sex Appeal potion (15G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:46:47 No.519411 Report

Quoted By: >>519419 >>519437

>>519401
Ah Ok
Roll To Flee again

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:47:04 No.519415 Report

Quoted By:

>>519405
Pleasure doing business with you.

>>519340
>>519352
*laughs from inside his shoppe after hearing a few broken strings and impaled splinters*

Albus the Guard Captain (45 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (45 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:47:31 No.519419 Report

Quoted By: >>519434 >>519437

>>519411
Roll to continue the chase.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:48:15 No.519434 Report

Quoted By:

>>519419
Roll To Flee

Albus the Guard Captain (45 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (45 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:48:25 No.519437 Report

Quoted By: >>519458

>>519419
>>519411
I grab the pirate by the collar of his shirt and tackle him. Gotcha!

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:48:39 No.519441 Report

Quoted By:

Closing up shoppe for a while, be back soon for special demands.

<3

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:49:25 No.519458 Report

Quoted By: >>519479

>>519437
Try To Cheapshot Albus
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zd0IWVzQ Tue 16 May 2017 18:49:53 No.519471 Report

Quoted By: >>519493

>>519375
Original OP here
Dubs for actions is always successful unless opponent rolls dubs too in which case the higher dubs wins out

he gets away

Albus the Guard Captain (37 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (37 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:50:15 No.519479 Report

Quoted By: >>519495

>>519458
Have you no honor? Then I shall have no mercy. Roll to attack.

Albus the Guard Captain (37 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (37 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:51:01 No.519493 Report

Quoted By: >>519502

>>519471
>1 post by this ID

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (38 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:51:03 No.519495 Report

Quoted By: >>519502

>>519479
Put your life back to 45 And ignore the cheapshot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 18:51:05 No.519496 Report

Quoted By: >>519525 >>520070

>>516547

Looks complicated, but I guess I can roll just to see if I pick anything fun.

Albus the Guard Captain (37 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (37 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:51:28 No.519502 Report

Quoted By: >>519518

>>519495
>>519493

Checkers the Pirate Leader (31 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (31 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:52:09 No.519518 Report

Quoted By: >>519540 >>519558

>>519502
Ok
Roll To attack and possibly cripple the opponent

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zd0IWVzQ Tue 16 May 2017 18:52:23 No.519525 Report

Quoted By:

>>519496
raep time

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [66 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Broken Lute, Flute]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [66 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Broken Lute, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:52:43 No.519535 Report

Quoted By: >>519577 >>519603

does anyone here have an instrument that they aren't using

my lute broke, but at least i broke in with honor

Checkers the Pirate Leader (29 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (29 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:52:51 No.519540 Report

Quoted By:

>>519518
Fug didn't see you rolled a 9

Albus the Guard Captain (29 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (29 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:53:33 No.519558 Report

Quoted By: >>519587

>>519518
Roll to return the favor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r4umck80 Tue 16 May 2017 18:53:52 No.519566 Report

Quoted By: >>519593

>>516547

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

I truly do not understand...

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 85g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 85g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:54:16 No.519577 Report

Quoted By: >>519603 >>519643

>>519535

>Rolling to produce a fine whistle from an ear of corn.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (21 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (21 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:54:41 No.519587 Report

Quoted By: >>519624

>>519558
Roll To attack

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r4umck80 Tue 16 May 2017 18:54:55 No.519593 Report

Quoted By: >>519610

>>519566

So, I'm an elf assassin, I kill you all but the nobles.

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 85g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 85g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:55:17 No.519603 Report

Quoted By: >>519643

>>519535
>>519577

Dubs again! You receive an incredible instrument; The Corn Whistle Of Cuntery

Checkers the Pirate Leader (21 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (21 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:55:38 No.519610 Report

Quoted By: >>519672

>>519593
Welcome Fellow evil Friend

Albus the Guard Captain (22 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery)

Albus the Guard Captain (22 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 18:56:13 No.519624 Report

Quoted By: >>519658 >>519705

>>519587
Roll to attack

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3cF9HpVk Tue 16 May 2017 18:56:41 No.519635 Report

Quoted By:

If meme magic is real i would get orange

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [3/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [3/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 18:56:55 No.519643 Report

Quoted By:

>>519577
>>519603

yeeeeee boi

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 18:57:01 No.519645 Report

Quoted By:

Right guys, I'm back from foraging in my basement. Rolling to see what I found!

Checkers the Pirate Leader (17 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (17 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:57:24 No.519658 Report

Quoted By: >>519747

>>519624
Roll To attack

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 85g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 85g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 18:57:48 No.519672 Report

Quoted By:

>>519610

>Rolling to attack with rabies-infested staff.

SOMALIA SHALL FALL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iX8Cw5Aw Tue 16 May 2017 18:58:04 No.519676 Report

Quoted By:

>>516547
hello

Checkers the Pirate Leader (17 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (17 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 18:59:23 No.519705 Report

Quoted By: >>519747

>>519624
Let's put an end to this fightin' you've showed that you can move this sword like a true bucaneer
I say ye part on yer way and i'll part on mine

Grimling, Warlock in training [ 70HP | 0/70MP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock in training [ 70HP | 0/70MP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 18:59:44 No.519718 Report

Quoted By:

Completely forgot to check my MP after the last roll.

I'm going to sleep. Rolling to regain some MP.

Albus the Guard Captain (54 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Empty Bottle)

Albus the Guard Captain (54 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Empty Bottle) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 19:01:16 No.519747 Report

Quoted By: >>519777 >>519796 >>519815

>>519658
Now would be a good time to drink this potion. It is a potion of both instant and delayed healing, meaning it gives me an instant health boost and then slowly heals me more over time after that. Don't ask me why, it was the alchemist who gave me the potion.

>>519705
If I let you go, you'll just continue pillaging innocent villages. Are you going to put an end to your ways of evil?

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:02:19 No.519777 Report

Quoted By: >>519797 >>519803 >>520237

>>519747
Nah it restores your body but with baby flesh.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (17 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (17 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:03:19 No.519796 Report

Quoted By: >>519817

>>519747
I Promise i will find yer path of light friend

Albus the Guard Captain (54 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Empty Bottle)

Albus the Guard Captain (54 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Empty Bottle) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 19:03:22 No.519797 Report

Quoted By: >>519827

>>519777
>519777
What does that mean?

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (50hp70mm120g)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO jackpot.png, 695KiB, 796x503

Bard-Ock the Magnicifent (50hp70mm120g) ID:nDJl/7pE Tue 16 May 2017 19:03:36 No.519803 Report

Quoted By:

>>519777
ew

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 85g)

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer (70HP, 70MP, 85g) ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:04:00 No.519815 Report

Quoted By:

>>519747

Do not believe this mans word. Let us finish him.

Albus the Guard Captain (54 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Empty Bottle)

Albus the Guard Captain (54 HP, 70 MP, 100 G) (Items: Empty Bottle) ID:Lm9xVGV8 Tue 16 May 2017 19:04:01 No.519817 Report

Quoted By: >>519831

>>519796
Very well, I will take your word for it.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:04:33 No.519827 Report

Quoted By: >>519858 >>519871

>>519797
*holds up both hands and shows where one has been severed and a baby hand has grown*

I used to be a bard...

ROLL UP, ROLL UP!
RESTOCKED WITH NEW ITEMS:
> 1G - 1 marble of shininess
> 2G - 3 cheap cinnamon sticks
> 3G - 1 self-wrapping root
> 5G - 1x1x1cm of homeopathic gold
> 7G - 1 lucky rabbit's foot
> 10G - 3 hollow iron rods
> 10G - 1 sharp orc tooth
> 12G - 1 jewish sheckel sniffer
> 15G - 1 potion of feral sex appeal
> 15G - 1 potion of instant delayed recovery
> 20G - 1 pebble of lightweight

For bespoke items, I'll decide whether it's possible for me to handle the request and then you'll have to fetch the ingredients yourself.

Extra Gold required if you want to learn how to make shit yourself.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (17 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (17 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:04:52 No.519831 Report

Quoted By: >>519958

>>519817
Thanks Friend
*Flees to city*

Checkers the Pirate Leader (17 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (17 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:06:11 No.519858 Report

Quoted By: >>519906 >>519941

>>519827
Lemme see what you have merchant
I Want the Recipe for the potion of instant recovery

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [3/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [3/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:06:32 No.519871 Report

Quoted By: >>519941

>>519827

rolling to seduce you to give me discounts with the sweet, sweet sound of the corn whistle of cuntery

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:07:43 No.519906 Report

Quoted By:

>>519858
updated

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P7TxwWT4 Tue 16 May 2017 19:08:37 No.519925 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 238G, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:09:16 No.519941 Report

Quoted By: >>520006 >>520054

>>519858
You'll have to get these ingredients:
> nettle roots
> tree bark
> rabbit brains
Also it'll cost you 25G.

>>519871
Dw you've got my special offer of any one thing for 10G.

Grimling, Warlock in training [ 70HP | 15/70MP | 3/10 EXP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock in training [ 70HP | 15/70MP | 3/10 EXP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 19:09:59 No.519958 Report

Quoted By:

Alright! I feel rested!

I got a 9 on the initial summoning, so my imp is pretty clever. I try to teach him how to read. Rolling.

>>519831
You're actually a nobleman, though. First rolls are final. I don't know why you chose the pirate life, but I don't judge.

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [3/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ / Quadra J, the Orc Bard [3/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 100 G, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:11:29 No.520006 Report

Quoted By: >>520081

>>519941

well, i was hoping to get it down to a 5, but oh well. i'll just take a pebble of lightweight for 10G.

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 54MP || 85g ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 54MP || 85g || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:13:06 No.520052 Report

Quoted By: >>520102

>Rolling to drink potion of feral sex appeal's effects, and to gain MP.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:13:11 No.520054 Report

Quoted By: >>520081

>>519941
Lets Cut a deal,if i win you at cards you will lower the price for me but if i lose you will double it
Deal?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Perfectly_Ordinary_Human_Maiden.png, 778KiB, 1000x1111

Anonymous ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 19:13:41 No.520070 Report

Quoted By: >>520136

>>519496

Okay, I guess that makes me a fair maiden! Does that mean I'm a noble? Lets roll to check our current holdings!

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 258G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 258G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:14:15 No.520081 Report

Quoted By: >>520094 >>520143

>>520006
Hold it in the palm of your hand and think of blepe, you'll hover for about 20 seconds up to about 6ft.

>>520054
Tell me how to play.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,100 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,100 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:14:53 No.520094 Report

Quoted By: >>520143

>>520081
*Proceeds to Explain how the game Works*

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 54MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 54MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:15:21 No.520102 Report

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>>520052

>Gain Cock Of The Stoat King
>Gain 2MP

Grimling, Warlock in training [ 70HP | 15/70MP | 4/10 EXP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock in training [ 70HP | 15/70MP | 4/10 EXP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 19:15:56 No.520111 Report

Quoted By: >>520133 >>520143 >>520232

I send my familiar, now in the shape of a flying snake, to deliver this message to Alan.
"Alan, got anything to speed up MP recovery?"

Meanwhile, I go to bed again. Rolling to regain MP.

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 54MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 54MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:16:49 No.520133 Report

Quoted By: >>520237

>>520111

OUR KING?

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65 / MP 70 / GP 100)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65 / MP 70 / GP 100) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 19:16:56 No.520136 Report

Quoted By: >>520402

>>520070

Ooof! Whatever they are, they're easy to trip on. (-5hp) Try to check holdings again!

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 258G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 258G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:17:09 No.520143 Report

Quoted By: >>520159 >>520173 >>520220

>>520081
Sorry fixed G.

>>520094
I'm not playing a trickster at a game like that, I will however drop it down to 20G.

>>520111
I have this shiny scale, I wonder if I can figure out how to use it (roll)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:17:47 No.520159 Report

Quoted By:

>>520143
Refixed G

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,80 G)

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Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:18:23 No.520173 Report

Quoted By: >>520220

>>520143
Deal Then
*Inserts bag of gold into Merchant Hand*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBf4qlXt Tue 16 May 2017 19:19:33 No.520207 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:20:07 No.520220 Report

Quoted By: >>520232

>>520143
If you fetch me some jellyfish from somewhere, I can make an alternative potion but with mixed results.

>>520173
*lets Checkers look at the recipie*

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:20:42 No.520232 Report

Quoted By:

>>520220
>>520111

Prince Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 70/70MP | 7/10 EXP | 100G ]

Prince Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 70/70MP | 7/10 EXP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 19:20:46 No.520237 Report

Quoted By: >>520260 >>520280

>>520133
Nah man, Alan is king. (>>519777)

I'll take trips as a very successful roll, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 19:21:11 No.520248 Report

Quoted By:

rollinh for autism

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:21:33 No.520258 Report

Quoted By: >>520338

Roll to Hunt for Ingredients

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:21:34 No.520260 Report

Quoted By: >>520303

>>520237
<3

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 54MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 54MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:22:30 No.520280 Report

Quoted By: >>520303

>>520237
Ah so that makes you prince!!

>Bows

JJJJ, Orc Bard [3/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [3/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:22:45 No.520288 Report

Quoted By: >>520350

rolling to clear my mind of everything but blepe and float

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zd0IWVzQ Tue 16 May 2017 19:23:41 No.520303 Report

Quoted By: >>520359

>>520280
>>520260
I havent updated the OP image yet but rolls for king only apply to your first roll, sorry guys
trips makes action much more successful though

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:25:16 No.520338 Report

Quoted By:

>>520258
*You Find the Ingriendients Necessary for the potion*
Roll to make potion

JJJJ, Orc Bard [3/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [3/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:25:48 No.520350 Report

Quoted By:

>>520288

ayy, it works...

NOW TO GET MYSELF SOME INCOME

Former-King Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Former-King Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:25:54 No.520357 Report

Quoted By: >>520379

AS FORMER-KING, I HAVE AN ALCHEMY RELATED QUEST FOR MY FINE SUBJECTS!

I need sum jellyfishes <3

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 70/70MP | 7/10 EXP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 70/70MP | 7/10 EXP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 19:26:08 No.520359 Report

Quoted By: >>520398

>>520303
Alright! So I'm not a prince? I mean that's fair, but then I'm gonna go ahead and give myself some permanent extra MP

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:26:53 No.520379 Report

Quoted By: >>520399

>>520357
I Can do it
I will Consider Potions of instant recovery as payment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Zd0IWVzQ Tue 16 May 2017 19:27:43 No.520398 Report

Quoted By:

>>520359
sure, trips just means you were really successful at what you were trying to do, but only if you included that action in the post that got trips. no applying trips to other posts

Former-King Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Former-King Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:27:44 No.520399 Report

Quoted By: >>520445

>>520379
You already know the recipie, and it's not really instant recovery...

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1 XP) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 19:27:47 No.520402 Report

Quoted By: >>520419

>>520136

No wonder it's so slippery. It's a tower out in the middle of nowhere! An ice tower! Or maybe it's my prison where I'm supposed to wait for a dashing hero to rescue me! Either way, I should probably make the best out of this situation. Rolling to laern more about ice!

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 1 XP) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 19:28:58 No.520419 Report

Quoted By: >>520832

>>520402

Huh. That didn't really teach me anything. I've got to study it harder. Again!

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,80 G) Item: 1 Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,17 HP,70MP,80 G) Item: 1 Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:30:05 No.520445 Report

Quoted By: >>520479

>>520399
How Much Are you paying for the jellyfishes?

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:30:08 No.520446 Report

Quoted By: >>520479

Rolling for studying alchemagic.

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 7/10 EXP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 7/10 EXP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 19:30:40 No.520455 Report

Quoted By: >>520665

Rolling to teach myself some basic warlock skills!

JJJJ, Orc Bard [4/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [4/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:31:40 No.520475 Report

Quoted By: >>520513

rolling to play the foulest note possible on my flute in front of people's houses to force them to pay me or the note will be played forever

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:31:56 No.520479 Report

Quoted By: >>520500

>>520445
15G for a jellyfish sample, I'll be able to make jellymatter afterwards so I only need the one.

>>520446
Learned: Midas Touch

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G) Item: 1 Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G) Item: 1 Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:32:47 No.520500 Report

Quoted By: >>520532

>>520479
Drink Potion
Roll to Find Jellyfish

Bane the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

Bane the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 19:33:13 No.520512 Report

Quoted By: >>520542

Rolling for some sweet spells to get that corpse pussy going

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:33:14 No.520513 Report

Quoted By: >>520551

>>520475
*starts off as a mild hum but continues to get louder and louder*
Why are you doing this to a guy that gave you a good deal?!

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 4EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:33:59 No.520532 Report

Quoted By: >>520554 >>520568

>>520500
Dubble fail.

Bane the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

Bane the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 19:34:21 No.520542 Report

Quoted By: >>520553

>>520512
reroll for success

JJJJ, Orc Bard [5/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [5/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:34:51 No.520551 Report

Quoted By: >>520578

>>520513

because i gotta make a living somehow, besides actually working.

Bane the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

Bane the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 19:34:55 No.520553 Report

Quoted By: >>520679

>>520542
heck

rolling for learning necromancer magics

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G) Item: 1 Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G) Item: 1 Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:34:56 No.520554 Report

Quoted By: >>520560

>>520532
Roll to look again for Jellyfishes

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G) Item: 1 Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G) Item: 1 Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:35:25 No.520560 Report

Quoted By:

>>520554
Re-roll

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:35:26 No.520561 Report

Quoted By: >>520569

Rolling to use my raging stoat's cock as bait for the jellyfish

JJJJ, Orc Bard [5/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [5/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:36:07 No.520568 Report

Quoted By: >>520598

>>520532

rolling to make it even louder

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:36:09 No.520569 Report

Quoted By: >>520591

>>520561

Terrible. Rolling again.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 5EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 5EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:36:23 No.520578 Report

Quoted By: >>520598

>>520551
Rolling to make soundproofing putty for my windows out of rabbit brains.

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 5/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 85g || Cock Of The Stoat King || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:37:02 No.520591 Report

Quoted By: >>520622

>>520569

69 Success! The entire pool of jellyfish crowd around the cock, making it childs play to catch the jellyfish.

>Returns jellyfish to Alan

HERE MY GOOD MAN.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G) Item: 1 Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G) Item: 1 Potion of Instant Delayed Recovery ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:37:08 No.520594 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to find Ingredients for a potion of instant delayed recovery

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 19:37:21 No.520597 Report

Quoted By: >>520607

roll

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 5EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 268G, 5EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:37:23 No.520598 Report

Quoted By: >>520611 >>520643

>>520568
>>520578
Hehehehe

*puts putty all around windows*

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (5/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:37:48 No.520605 Report

Quoted By: >>520615

Rerolling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 19:37:59 No.520607 Report

Quoted By: >>520669

>>520597
hell yeah am dragon

JJJJ, Orc Bard [5/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [5/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:38:08 No.520611 Report

Quoted By: >>520643 >>520648

ROLLING TO MAKE IT EVEN LOUDER

>>520598

Checkers the Pirate Leader (6/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (6/10 EXP,37 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:38:19 No.520615 Report

Quoted By: >>520649

>>520605
Roll To make Potion

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:38:40 No.520622 Report

Quoted By: >>520668

>>520591
Wow thats a lot of jellyfish, do you need some anti-sting spray?
Btw here's 20G.

JJJJ, Orc Bard [5/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [5/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:39:43 No.520643 Report

Quoted By:

>>520611
>>520598

does dubs penetrate the putty?

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:39:53 No.520648 Report

Quoted By:

>>520611
You can't beat alchemical putty :P

Checkers the Pirate Leader (7/10 EXP,57 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (7/10 EXP,57 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:39:56 No.520649 Report

Quoted By: >>520692

>>520615
Drink Potion
Roll To Find more ingredients for another potion

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gRkd1w31 Tue 16 May 2017 19:40:40 No.520661 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 8/10 EXP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 8/10 EXP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 19:40:55 No.520665 Report

Quoted By:

>>520455
Great success! Learned:
>Shroud in shadows (25 MP)
I instantly disappear in a plume of shadows and return to my secret lair.
>Basic enchanting (10-50 MP)
Imbues an item with magic. MP cost depends on roll and the complexity of the enchantment.

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 8/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 105g || Anti-Sting Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 8/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 105g || Anti-Sting Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:40:59 No.520668 Report

Quoted By:

>>520622

Thank you kindly.

>Rolling to modify the sting spray into a poison spray via rabies.

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 100G)

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 100G) ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 19:41:03 No.520669 Report

Quoted By: >>520689 >>520697 >>520711 >>520841 >>520879

>>520607
notice me boys UwU

Bane the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

Bane the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 19:41:34 No.520679 Report

Quoted By: >>520924

>>520553

reroll

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 9/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 9/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:42:06 No.520689 Report

Quoted By: >>520711

>>520669

My liege!

>*Roman Salute*

Checkers the Pirate Leader (8/10 EXP,57 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (8/10 EXP,57 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:42:19 No.520692 Report

Quoted By: >>520705

>>520649
Roll to Make Potion

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:42:39 No.520697 Report

Quoted By: >>520750

>>520669
Could you please refrain from burning down my shoppe, im trying to run a business here.

Consequently do you need stuff?

Checkers the Pirate Leader (8/10 EXP,57 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (8/10 EXP,57 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:42:51 No.520705 Report

Quoted By: >>520781

>>520692
Rerolling

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 9/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 9/10XP || 70HP || 56MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:43:07 No.520711 Report

Quoted By: >>520879

>>520669
>>520689

You receive the most perfect roman salute you've ever fucking seen boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 19:44:35 No.520750 Report

Quoted By: >>520816

>>520697
cummies

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:44:38 No.520752 Report

Quoted By: >>520816

Level up!

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,57 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,57 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:46:00 No.520781 Report

Quoted By:

>>520705
Drink Potion
Roll to go to town

JJJJ, Orc Bard [5/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [5/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:46:33 No.520795 Report

Quoted By: >>520859 >>520879

rolling to study some music theory

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:47:16 No.520816 Report

Quoted By: >>520903 >>521010

>>520752
Nice :3

>>520750
I can get you this shit if you're interested:

ROLL UP, ROLL UP!
ALCHEMY GOODS FOR SALE:
> 1G - 1 marble of shininess
> 2G - 3 cheap cinnamon sticks
> 3G - 1 self-wrapping root
> 5G - 1x1x1cm of homeopathic gold
> 7G - 1 lucky rabbit's foot
> 10G - 3 hollow iron rods
> 10G - 1 sharp orc tooth
> 12G - 1 jewish sheckel sniffer
> 12G - 1 anti-sting spray
> 15G - 1 potion of feral sex appeal
> 15G - 1 potion of instant delayed recovery
> 17G - 1 pot of surplus mana jelly
> 20G - 1 pebble of lightweight

For bespoke items, I'll decide whether it's possible for me to handle the request and then you'll have to fetch the ingredients yourself.

Extra Gold required if you want to learn how to make shit yourself.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2 XP) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 19:47:58 No.520832 Report

Quoted By: >>520874 >>520877

>>520419

Okay! Ice is:

>Cold.
>It's slippery, especially when wet, but that can be mitigated by matting the surface.
>It melts into water when exposed to repeated heat.
>It tends to float on water.
>Solid ice is stronger than ice with bubbles in it.
>It keeps food from going bad!
>You can put woodchips in ice to make it stronger, but that ruins the aesthetic.

Now that I know how ice works, I need to figure out how to manipulate it so maybe I can get out of this tower and not freeze to death out in the wilderness! Rolling to look for magical materials for study! Whoever made this structure might have tucked their materials away somewhere, and since I'm a fair maiden, I'm probably literate!

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 8/10 EXP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 8/10 EXP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 19:48:23 No.520841 Report

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>>520669
Hi there, mighty beast. Isn't 100G a little for someone with a treasure hoard like yours?

Rolling to teach myself minor magic blast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2W5Cx1n3 Tue 16 May 2017 19:49:02 No.520857 Report

Quoted By:

>>516547
roll

JJJJ, Orc Bard [6/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [6/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:49:05 No.520859 Report

Quoted By: >>520909

>>520795

woo, i can now do sweet, enchanted jazz solos which cost me 5 MP

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:49:47 No.520874 Report

Quoted By: >>520918 >>520926

You Puny Humans have lived in peace for some time,no longer, i am back and the fury of the seas is with me
Roll To Kidnap >>520832

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 2 XP) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 19:49:51 No.520877 Report

Quoted By: >>520918

>>520832

Of course, it wouldn't be obvious to find it: I wouldn't be surprised if any special area like that was hidden away behind a staircase or something to keep someone from simply waltzing in and taking it! I'll just continue to expore this place for anything interesting.

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:49:56 No.520879 Report

Quoted By: >>520934 >>520939 >>520965

>>520795
>>520669
>>520711

Quad, let's join with Hitler and ride over to save the fucking Maiden. His fire is needed for the ice tower. Your newly learned Jazz solos will woo her well for me.

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 88G)

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 88G) ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 19:50:44 No.520903 Report

Quoted By: >>520955 >>520965

>>520816
Can you tell me more about the jewish shekel sniffer?

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:50:54 No.520909 Report

Quoted By: >>520934

>>520859
Hey, can I help you pimp up your flute.
With but a single touch, I'll turn it into solid gold.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3 XP)

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Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3 XP) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 19:51:17 No.520918 Report

Quoted By:

>>520877

>Found: Crystal Penant

>>520874

Wait was that? I thought I heard something coming from outside the tower!

Bane the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

Bane the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 19:51:37 No.520924 Report

Quoted By: >>521010

>>520679
>after hours of studying various grimoires, finally masters a spell to raise the dead, and commune with the spirits to see the future

Rolling to change name to Nostradamus and find the nearest cemetery to raise minions

Any corpses to raise around this kingdom lads?

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:51:39 No.520926 Report

Quoted By: >>521207

>>520874
*You Fail to Enter the Tower*
Try To break in again

JJJJ, Orc Bard [6/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [6/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:52:04 No.520934 Report

Quoted By: >>520965

>>520909
do it.

>>520879
i'm with you.

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 88G)

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 88G) ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 19:52:19 No.520939 Report

Quoted By: >>520955

>>520879
sounds interesting

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:52:58 No.520955 Report

Quoted By: >>520977 >>520996

>>520903

Bonehitler, join with me and we will ride the skies together with Quad. He has already accepted.

>>520939
Oh it will be! I am offering all of my gold for you in return for your service.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 70MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:53:46 No.520965 Report

Quoted By: >>520975 >>521039

>>520903
It's a magic jew nose.
It points in the direction of where the nearest pile of shekels are.
If you eat it, you gain its abitlities but you grow a jew nose.

>>520934
*pimps flute* -20MP

>>520879
If you can make sure my shoppe doesnt get raided, i'll gladly come along.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:54:21 No.520975 Report

Quoted By:

>>520965
Fixed MP

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:54:24 No.520977 Report

Quoted By: >>521082

>>520955
I can try to Open the Tower Door with Some Explosives but i will tell it will cost ya

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 100G)

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 100G) ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 19:55:15 No.520996 Report

Quoted By: >>521082

>>520955
Sounds like a deal to me. Where are we going, Wogdanoff?

Nos the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

Nos the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 19:55:58 No.521010 Report

Quoted By: >>521059 >>521061 >>521098 >>521152

>>520924
Oh well, I guess I couldn't afford all the letters

>>520816
How lucky is this lucky rabbit's foot? Will it help me in my quest to turn this whole kingdom into the undead?

I would also like to purchase three iron rods friendo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ecNtdzGN Tue 16 May 2017 19:56:30 No.521024 Report

Quoted By:

rollerino pepperino

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bAmC9l5I Tue 16 May 2017 19:56:47 No.521034 Report

Quoted By: >>521064

Rollerino

JJJJ, Orc Bard [6/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [6/10 EXP,66 HP, 70 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle of Cuntery, Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:57:02 No.521039 Report

Quoted By: >>521075

>>520965
thanks.

rolling to convince a horse to let me ride it using enchanted jazz tunes on my pimped flute.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:57:50 No.521059 Report

Quoted By: >>521170

>>521010
I Can pay for the Rabbit foot for you friend

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 248G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:57:56 No.521061 Report

Quoted By: >>521094 >>521170

>>521010
You have to hold it in your hand and think of the mighty blepe and also your one wish.

Luck will increase rolls related to wish by 1.

Tyrone the Butcher

Tyrone the Butcher ID:bAmC9l5I Tue 16 May 2017 19:58:02 No.521064 Report

Quoted By:

>>521034
>nigger butcher
Kek but ok

JJJJ, Orc Bard [7/10 EXP,66 HP, 65 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle, Gold Flute]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [7/10 EXP,66 HP, 65 MP, 90 G, Pebble of Lightweight, Cornwhistle, Gold Flute] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 19:58:34 No.521075 Report

Quoted By:

>>521039

i guess it loved those jazz tunes so much that it will stick around with me, even after riding it

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 105g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 19:58:50 No.521082 Report

Quoted By: >>521146 >>521157

>>520977
Silence pirate! We need not you in our midst. Begone!

>>520996
Allow me to buy you the magic jew nose for we can get rich after we save the Maiden. That is our next destination.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,80 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,80 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 19:59:11 No.521094 Report

Quoted By: >>521120

>>521061
I would like to buy one rabbit foot

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 258G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 258G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 19:59:17 No.521098 Report

Quoted By: >>521321

>>521010
Here's the three rods. -10G

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 265G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 265G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:00:01 No.521120 Report

Quoted By:

>>521094
Here's the rabbit foot. -7G

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 277G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 277G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:00:59 No.521146 Report

Quoted By: >>521200

>>521082
Here's the shekel sniffer. -12G

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:01:10 No.521152 Report

Quoted By: >>521321

>>521010
I will Give my Rabbit Foot to the Necromancer
Evils should work together
-1 Lucky Rabbit Foot

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 100G)

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 100G) ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 20:01:27 No.521157 Report

Quoted By: >>521200

>>521082
Sounds like a plan. But, how can i know you would share the shekels equally? I would prefer to not be jewed.

Nos the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G)

Nos the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 100G) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:01:55 No.521170 Report

Quoted By: >>521266

>>521059
That's ok, 7G is worth helping my quest

>>521061
I'd like to purchase it please. Do you have anything I can use to scribe magic circles in stock? Maybe something not on the shelves?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:02:21 No.521178 Report

Quoted By: >>521250

Rolling

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 55g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 55g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 20:03:02 No.521200 Report

Quoted By: >>521266 >>521328

>>521146
I am willing to give you 50G for the biggest nose you have available. I want some mean fucking nostrils.

>>521157
>Gives you 50G
I mean well.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d6vM7+FE Tue 16 May 2017 20:03:26 No.521205 Report

Quoted By:

>>516547
roll, but I've got no time to play for long

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3 XP)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3 XP) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 20:03:33 No.521207 Report

Quoted By: >>521332

>>520926

>Half the doorway to the ice tower begins to give as ice dust ruptures from where the silvery hinges connect to the frame. If you applied enough force, you could probably knock it down and enter at will, though it wouldn't be very stealthy.

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 8/10 EXP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 8/10 EXP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 20:03:36 No.521208 Report

Quoted By: >>521420

Roll to turn summoning into a spell instead of a feat of magic.

Tyrone the Butcher

Tyrone the Butcher ID:bAmC9l5I Tue 16 May 2017 20:03:52 No.521214 Report

Quoted By: >>521266

Roll for an attempt to rob the merchant
WE WUZ KANGZ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:04:31 No.521229 Report

Quoted By:

rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ln1kdykh Tue 16 May 2017 20:04:44 No.521246 Report

Quoted By:

>>516547
Rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:04:51 No.521250 Report

Quoted By: >>521282

>>521178
What color is my ID? Looks to be green-yellow

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 277G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 277G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:05:31 No.521266 Report

Quoted By: >>521282 >>521304 >>521321

>>521170
Hmm, maybe some witch's chalk. I hear there's a tower nearby belonging to a witch. If you can get me some of her dandruff, i can compress it into the chalk.

>>521200
*produces nose the size of the Torah* -50G

>>521214
Not another fucking nigger, i've just gotter rid of the last one...

Peasant

Peasant ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:05:59 No.521276 Report

Quoted By:

fuck im a peasant
roll to learn how to fight with a pitchfork

JJJJ, Orc Bard [7/10 EXP,66 HP, 65 MP, 90 G, Pebble, Cornwhistle, Flute, Horse]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [7/10 EXP,66 HP, 65 MP, 90 G, Pebble, Cornwhistle, Flute, Horse] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 20:06:07 No.521278 Report

Quoted By: >>521374 >>521393 >>521415 >>521574

rolling to study music theory while waiting for the rest of my team

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:06:12 No.521282 Report

Quoted By: >>521304 >>521311

>>521250
Half Elf then
>>521266
Roll To Rob Merchant Alongside with the nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Aaj/ScYS Tue 16 May 2017 20:06:23 No.521287 Report

Quoted By: >>521301 >>521310

>>516547
roll

Peasant (70HP 70MP 100G) 0exp Items:

Peasant (70HP 70MP 100G) 0exp Items: ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:06:47 No.521298 Report

Quoted By:

great. I have a shitty weapon
roll to harvest crops

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:06:54 No.521301 Report

Quoted By: >>521344

>>521287
Yarr Fellow Pirate
Let's Pillage and rape together

Ari the Half-elf Merchant

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Ari the Half-elf Merchant ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:06:58 No.521303 Report

Quoted By: >>521455

>Rolling for stock

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 55g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 55g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 20:06:59 No.521304 Report

Quoted By: >>521323

>>521282
Nigger-Elf

>>521266
Oh, my heavens. I'll take her.

My goodness.

Pirate

Pirate ID:Aaj/ScYS Tue 16 May 2017 20:07:10 No.521310 Report

Quoted By: >>521345

>>521287
OYM A FOOKIN PIRATE LADS

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 277G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 277G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:07:14 No.521311 Report

Quoted By: >>521345

>>521282
Roll for the magic putty to withstand shock.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jB0NY0bE Tue 16 May 2017 20:07:22 No.521314 Report

Quoted By:

>>516547
Rollin

Nos the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods)

Nos the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:07:37 No.521321 Report

Quoted By: >>521345 >>521381

>>521152
Thank you friend, may I repay you with some divination?

Rolling for telling Checkers' future

>>521098
Thanks, they'll come in useful
-10G
>>521266
I see, I'll take a look and see what else I can find

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 277G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 277G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:07:42 No.521323 Report

Quoted By: >>521342

>>521304
Coukd you help with the pirate nigger problem?

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 150G)

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 70MP 150G) ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 20:07:59 No.521328 Report

Quoted By: >>521374 >>521393 >>521492

>>521200
You haven proven to me that you are worthy of riding on the back of Bonerhitler, the mighty dragon! I will be looking forwards to cooperating with you.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 20:08:06 No.521332 Report

Quoted By: >>521495

>>521207

>Rattled at the noises coming below, the fair maiden attempts to hide, looking for one of the aforementioned hidden passageways to duck into.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L72UDwFJ Tue 16 May 2017 20:08:27 No.521341 Report

Quoted By:

Roll.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:08:30 No.521342 Report

Quoted By:

>>521323
Also fixed gold balance.

Pirate- First Mate

Pirate- First Mate ID:Aaj/ScYS Tue 16 May 2017 20:08:34 No.521344 Report

Quoted By:

>>521301
Or we can, you know, fuck up French ships

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:08:39 No.521345 Report

Quoted By: >>521419

>>521310
You're my Bucaneer now, Let's Rob together
>>521311
Roll To break in
>>521321
You could repay me by doing evil things with me like pillaging and turning them into the undead

Peasant (70HP 70MP 100G) 0exp Items: 480 pounds of wheat

Peasant (70HP 70MP 100G) 0exp Items: 480 pounds of wheat ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:08:50 No.521347 Report

Quoted By: >>521376

Anyone want wheat? 1g per pound

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:giH6YnjQ Tue 16 May 2017 20:08:51 No.521349 Report

Quoted By:

rollerino

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k6vdDB/5 Tue 16 May 2017 20:09:13 No.521357 Report

Quoted By:

Roll

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 55g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 55g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 20:09:51 No.521374 Report

Quoted By: >>521393 >>521415

>>521328
>>521278

BOYS WE'RE ON. LET'S GO.

>Attaches huge Jew nose to Bonehitlers dragon skull.

Breathe deeply Bonehitler, and sniff out the maiden.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:09:53 No.521376 Report

Quoted By: >>521408

>>521347
Hold onto that wheat, I might need some later but rn I have some niggerpirates to attend to.

Nos the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods)

Nos the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:10:01 No.521381 Report

Quoted By:

>>521321
The future is cloudy, let's have another roll. Surely another pirate appearing should be a good sign

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:10:37 No.521393 Report

Quoted By: >>521484 >>521574

>>521328
>>521278
>>521374
Wait up, I have niggerpirate problems!

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (9/10 EXP,70 HP,70MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:11:16 No.521408 Report

Quoted By: >>521441 >>521445 >>521484

>>521376
Rob Everything in the Store then Flee

JJJJ, Orc Bard [7/10 EXP,66 HP, 65 MP, 90 G, Pebble, Cornwhistle, Flute, Horse]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [7/10 EXP,66 HP, 65 MP, 90 G, Pebble, Cornwhistle, Flute, Horse] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 20:11:30 No.521415 Report

Quoted By:

>>521278

woo, i learned even better jazz tunes. +1 on jazz rolls.

>>521374
gotcha.

Nos the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods)

Nos the Necromancer (70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:11:36 No.521419 Report

Quoted By: >>521622

>>521345
Sounds right up my alley. I just need to find some equipment to make my magic more effective

Rolling to pillage nearby homes for writing utensils

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 9/10 EXP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock [ 70HP | 100MP | 9/10 EXP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 20:11:38 No.521420 Report

Quoted By: >>521464

>>521208
Learned:
>Ethereal summoning (20 MP)
Conjure a noncorporeal spirit from some ethereal plane. Useful little buggers. If they're not properly contained they will eventually disappear.

Roll to learn magic blast

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:12:17 No.521441 Report

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>>521408
Ding Level up

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:12:23 No.521445 Report

Quoted By: >>521469

>>521408
Roll to shove iron rod up niggerpirate rectum.

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 100G, EXP 0/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 100G, EXP 0/10) ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:12:38 No.521455 Report

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>>521303
I have not managed to accumulate much wares during my travels - here's what I have to offer:

> 5G - 5 Camping supplies
> 6G - Rusty Sword
> 10G - 1 Necklace grassy roots
> 15G - 2 Silver Pendants
> 15G - 1 Potion of Black
> 16G - 1 Potion of Nigger
> 20G - Mysterious Stick
> 30G - 2 Mystery Tomes (Cannot decipher the runes)

Grimling, Warlock [ 50HP | 100MP | 9/10 EXP | 100G ]

Grimling, Warlock [ 50HP | 100MP | 9/10 EXP | 100G ] ID:I6OUFbER Tue 16 May 2017 20:12:48 No.521464 Report

Quoted By: >>521494

>>521420
Magic blast came out funny. I'm a bit woozy. Anyone got any food?

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:13:00 No.521469 Report

Quoted By: >>521494 >>521533

>>521445
Defend and Proceed to flee with Stolen Goods

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 20:13:22 No.521484 Report

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>>521393

Oh fucking hell.

>>521408

WE MUST HELP THE SHOPKEEPER

>Rolling to attack on back of Bonehitler with Quad playing +1 Jazz tunes in my ears.

+1 to rolls

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,100 G

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,100 G ID:BeLlyDgG Tue 16 May 2017 20:13:39 No.521492 Report

Quoted By:

>>521328
Die faggot dragon jew I will steal your fire producing glands and sell them to the second highest bidder after I kill the highest bidder and take his wallet

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:13:43 No.521494 Report

Quoted By:

>>521464
I've got rabbits in exchange for killing niggerpirates
>>521469

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 20:13:46 No.521495 Report

Quoted By: >>521567

>>521332

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNl6H1jepzo

>The maiden slips and fumbles in a way that would have made her easy to capture to anyone attempting on a follow up attempt, only barely managing to avoid landing on her flanks and regaining composure.

"Eye'v- I've got to do something, but what?" she said out loud as she attempted to steady herself and ascend to the upper tiers of the ice tower.

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:k6vdDB/5 Tue 16 May 2017 20:14:06 No.521505 Report

Quoted By: >>521533 >>521535

Reporting for duty!

JJJJ, Orc Bard [8/10 EXP,66 HP, 60 MP, 90 G, Pebble, Cornwhistle, Flute, Horse]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [8/10 EXP,66 HP, 60 MP, 90 G, Pebble, Cornwhistle, Flute, Horse] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 20:15:11 No.521532 Report

Quoted By:

rolling to make the pirate dance with even better jazz tunes

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 100G, EXP 0/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 100G, EXP 0/10) ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:15:12 No.521533 Report

Quoted By: >>521578

>>521469
>>521505
Guard! Stop that fleeing niggerpirate at once!

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 6EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:15:13 No.521535 Report

Quoted By: >>521565

>>521505
Help me, niggerpirates stealing my shit, one of them has an iron rod up their rectum.

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:16:07 No.521558 Report

Quoted By: >>521622

Roll To flee and disappear from sight

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:16:19 No.521565 Report

Quoted By:

>>521535
EXP update

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 3 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 20:16:25 No.521567 Report

Quoted By: >>521697

>>521495

Again, the maiden attempts to search for any objects of significance within the tower, singling out bookcases and suspicious looking blocks sticking out of the floor, while keeping her eyes out for any unwelcome visitors.

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 67MP 150G)

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 67MP 150G) ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 20:16:39 No.521574 Report

Quoted By: >>521598

>>521393 >>521278

*Smells the air* (-3 MP)

(((DISTANT BRAAAP)))

I sense a sweet chocolate-like smell coming from northwest. Hop on boys, this is gonna be one hell of a ride!

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,100 G

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,100 G ID:BeLlyDgG Tue 16 May 2017 20:16:46 No.521578 Report

Quoted By: >>521593 >>521631

>>521533
rolliing to destroy this negro

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:17:24 No.521593 Report

Quoted By:

>>521578
Flee Friend They're too many

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:17:41 No.521598 Report

Quoted By: >>521662

>>521574
*grabs on to dragon leg*
After them!

Nos the Necromancer ([2/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([2/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:18:20 No.521622 Report

Quoted By:

>>521419

In the home of some peasant, I found a lovely bunch of sharpies. Stolen from the king, most likely. Now I can scribe on anything!

>>521558
Rolling to summon some lesser spirits to protect Checkers' back

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:18:33 No.521625 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to Flee to the Necromancer Hideout

JJJJ, Orc Bard [8/10 EXP,66 HP, 60 MP, 90 G, Pebble, Cornwhistle, Flute, Horse]

JJJJ, Orc Bard [8/10 EXP,66 HP, 60 MP, 90 G, Pebble, Cornwhistle, Flute, Horse] ID:Sn99hOsj Tue 16 May 2017 20:18:40 No.521630 Report

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i'm sorry comrades but this bard has to go somewhere far away and come back one day.

to wogdanoff, take all my possessions.

it's my time to shine.

Undead Hot Elf Maiden Queen !zIlD2E/oTs

Undead Hot Elf Maiden Queen !zIlD2E/oTs ID:zL8+zmGC Tue 16 May 2017 20:18:42 No.521631 Report

Quoted By: >>521671

This thread is gonna 404 start a new thread guys also discord server https://discord gg/uvEnM
>Mad because don't have time to play this until eyes hurt
>>521578
Rare flag rare!!!

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,100 G

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,100 G ID:BeLlyDgG Tue 16 May 2017 20:19:11 No.521645 Report

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>>516547
rolling to flee to the same hideout lmao

Nos the Necromancer ([2/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([2/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:19:46 No.521658 Report

Quoted By: >>521683 >>521817

Rolling to learn spell to summon demons quicker

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 67MP 150G, Items: Giga Jew Nose)

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 67MP 150G, Items: Giga Jew Nose) ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 20:19:59 No.521662 Report

Quoted By: >>521719 >>521774

>>521598
Don't we have to wait for the Orc to get on?

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:20:07 No.521669 Report

Quoted By:

Can someone Make Another Bread?

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,100 G

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,100 G ID:BeLlyDgG Tue 16 May 2017 20:20:10 No.521671 Report

Quoted By:

>>521631
Almost as rare as a cockroach with internet

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 100G, EXP 0/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 100G, EXP 0/10) ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:20:24 No.521677 Report

Quoted By: >>521729

>Rolling to acquire shekels

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:20:33 No.521683 Report

Quoted By: >>521817

>>521658
Summon demons and you're not getting that magic chalk you cheekie bugger.

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 4/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 4/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 20:20:56 No.521697 Report

Quoted By: >>521840

>>521567

>*Cherk* A secret passage is revealed after stepping on a rather loose-looking ice brick. A wave of heat greets the maiden, though the walls immediately in front of her appeared still to be constructed of ice and snow and were dark to boot. Dare she enters the potential magical realm of the Ice Tower?

"Eye'll continue to explore for magical items!"

Peasant (70HP 70MP 100G) 0exp Items: 480 pounds of wheat

Peasant (70HP 70MP 100G) 0exp Items: 480 pounds of wheat ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:21:12 No.521705 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to plant crops

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:21:36 No.521719 Report

Quoted By: >>521780

>>521662
Grab him and let's go!

Town Guard (70hp 70mp)

Town Guard (70hp 70mp) ID:k6vdDB/5 Tue 16 May 2017 20:21:36 No.521721 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling to fuck off back to my post and let these niggerpirates roam free, without getting into trouble with guard capn

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:21:37 No.521722 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to make Traps in the Hideout for the stupid dragon and their band

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 128G, EXP 1/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 128G, EXP 1/10) ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:21:50 No.521729 Report

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>>521677
Success! I have acquired 28 G from insider trading!

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,100 G

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,100 G ID:BeLlyDgG Tue 16 May 2017 20:22:37 No.521759 Report

Quoted By: >>521770

Rolling to steal $3 from the dragon to buy gin

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,103 G

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,103 G ID:BeLlyDgG Tue 16 May 2017 20:23:05 No.521770 Report

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>>521759
Success

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 20:23:13 No.521774 Report

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>>521662
Yes, let us leave the pirates for now and find what your wonderful nose brings.

Alan, pack up the shop with you! The dragon can hold it with ease. We'll take your wares free from somali trash.

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 67MP 150G, Items: Giga Jew Nose)

Bonerhitler the Dragon (70HP 67MP 150G, Items: Giga Jew Nose) ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 20:23:25 No.521780 Report

Quoted By: >>521862 >>521918

>>521719
*Grabs the orc and starts flying northwest*

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,103 G

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,103 G ID:BeLlyDgG Tue 16 May 2017 20:24:09 No.521804 Report

Quoted By: >>521818

Rolling to discover special item: blackbeard's keratin

Nos the Necromancer ([2/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([2/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:24:39 No.521817 Report

Quoted By: >>521889

>>521658
>Learned "Tulpa Thread OP"
>allows creation of minor thoughtforms that do fuckall for -5MP
>Learned "Succubus Waifu"
>calls a succubus to this plane until it is destroyed or banished -20MP

>>521683
I'm sorry, I'm not going to need that chalk with these sharpies

Rolling to move to a secret base in the next thread. This way, pirates

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,103 G

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,103 G ID:BeLlyDgG Tue 16 May 2017 20:24:39 No.521818 Report

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>>521804
Darn, only got his toenail

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:25:09 No.521839 Report

Quoted By:

I am making another Bread before this gets 404 hold on

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant)

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ice-rune.jpg, 48KiB, 500x500

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 20:25:11 No.521840 Report

Quoted By: >>522050

>>521697

>Stumbling through the room, you notice a wide array of runes carved into the surrounding walls of ice, glowing with a faint hum: they appear to be the source of heat in this particular area, and they almost burn your hand to touch, but oddly do not melt the surrounding ice they're embedded in. Further inspection reveals a set of holes which could possibly be ventilation, making this hidden room this tower's equivilent of a furnace. You have no means to remove these runes, and aren't sure if you should try to anyway. Either way, this area is sort of creepy: you can't help but feel like you're being watched at the moment, perhaps by the runes themselves which have been carved to vaguely resemble an eye.

Bonerhitler the Dragon (0HP 67MP 150G, Items: Giga Jew Nose)

Bonerhitler the Dragon (0HP 67MP 150G, Items: Giga Jew Nose) ID:zuVt1smb Tue 16 May 2017 20:25:56 No.521862 Report

Quoted By: >>521885 >>521889 >>521919

>>521780
*Falls down from the air and fucking dies*

I-i-i'm sorry...

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G)

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,73 G) ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:26:05 No.521868 Report

Quoted By:

Is anyone here already making another Thread before i end up making another thread?

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:26:46 No.521885 Report

Quoted By: >>521918

>>521862
My shoppe...

Nos the Necromancer ([4/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([4/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:26:55 No.521889 Report

Quoted By: >>521919

>>521817
nice

>>521862
Rolling to summon Bonehitler's dragon corpse as an undead minion

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,103 G Item: Blackbeard's Toenail

Brandy the Dwarf Bucanneer 70 HP,70MP,103 G Item: Blackbeard's Toenail ID:BeLlyDgG Tue 16 May 2017 20:27:34 No.521910 Report

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Well I guess I can sell it for like, $0.25

Peasant (70HP 70MP 100G) 10exp Items: 480 pounds of wheat

Peasant (70HP 70MP 100G) 10exp Items: 480 pounds of wheat ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:27:55 No.521918 Report

Quoted By: >>521980

>>521780
Roll to steal >>521885 gold

Nos the Necromancer ([5/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([5/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:27:55 No.521919 Report

Quoted By: >>521938

>>521889
>>521862
WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE BONEHITLER

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 20:28:36 No.521938 Report

Quoted By: >>521969 >>521994

>>521919

You summoned Quad, not Bonehitler!

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:28:47 No.521941 Report

Quoted By:

*flees*

Peasant (70HP 70MP 150G) 10exp Items: 480 pounds of wheat

Peasant (70HP 70MP 150G) 10exp Items: 480 pounds of wheat ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:29:09 No.521958 Report

Quoted By: >>521994

Roll to maintain my farm

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:29:32 No.521969 Report

Quoted By: >>522114

>>521938
They've won...

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 128G, EXP 1/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 128G, EXP 1/10) ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:29:33 No.521970 Report

Quoted By: >>521988 >>522001

>Roll to acquire more shekels

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:30:00 No.521980 Report

Quoted By:

>>521918
*After Successfully robbing the merchant store you find
15 G
1 Lucky Rabbit leg
1 Iron Rod in your rectum

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 64G, EXP 1/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 64G, EXP 1/10) ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:30:33 No.521988 Report

Quoted By:

>>521970
Oh no what a failure!

*Loses half my shekels from niggerfaggots looting me shop*

Nos the Necromancer ([5/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([5/10] 70HP, 70MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:30:46 No.521994 Report

Quoted By: >>522020 >>522048

>>521938
Damn, any minion will do

>>521958
Roll to summon a lesser demon to raze this farm to the ground

Peasant (70HP 70MP 115G) 10exp Items: 1 lucky rabbit leg, 1 iron rod, 480 pounds of wheat

Peasant (70HP 70MP 115G) 10exp Items: 1 lucky rabbit leg, 1 iron rod, 480 pounds of wheat ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:31:01 No.522001 Report

Quoted By: >>522025 >>522047

>>521970
Want wheat? 1g per pound

Peasant (70HP 70MP 115G) 10exp Items: 1 lucky rabbit leg, 1 iron rod, 480 pounds of wheat

Peasant (70HP 70MP 115G) 10exp Items: 1 lucky rabbit leg, 1 iron rod, 480 pounds of wheat ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:31:39 No.522020 Report

Quoted By:

>>521994
And you failed

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 64G, EXP 1/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 64G, EXP 1/10) ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:31:48 No.522025 Report

Quoted By: >>522032 >>522036 >>522047

>>522001
I will purchase all of your wheat!

How much you have to offer?

Peasant (70HP 70MP 115G) 10exp Items: 1 lucky rabbit leg, 1 iron rod, 480 pounds of wheat

Peasant (70HP 70MP 115G) 10exp Items: 1 lucky rabbit leg, 1 iron rod, 480 pounds of wheat ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:32:09 No.522032 Report

Quoted By: >>522047

>>522025
480 pounds

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:32:24 No.522036 Report

Quoted By: >>522065

>>522025
Roll To Kidnap >>522025

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gAI01k7/ Tue 16 May 2017 20:32:40 No.522043 Report

Quoted By:

>>516547
Rrrrrrrrrrollling

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 1/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 1/10) ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:32:49 No.522047 Report

Quoted By:

>>522025
>>522001
Oh didn't see your inv

I'll purchase all 64 pounds of wheat off of you
>>522032

Nos the Necromancer ([5/10] 70HP, 50MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies)

Nos the Necromancer ([5/10] 70HP, 50MP, 90G, 1xLucky Rabbit's Foot, 3xIron Rods, 1xPack of Sharpies) ID:Op684BZL Tue 16 May 2017 20:32:50 No.522048 Report

Quoted By: >>522112

>>521994

Reroll, this time summoning a succubus to drive the peasant to distraction, allowing all his crops to wilt
-20MP

Undead Hot Elf Maiden Queen !zIlD2E/oTs

Undead Hot Elf Maiden Queen !zIlD2E/oTs ID:zL8+zmGC Tue 16 May 2017 20:32:50 No.522049 Report

Quoted By:

>>522024
This thread will 404 come to new one

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant)

Deviatka the Fair Maiden (HP 65/70 / MP 70/70 / GP 100, 5/10 XP / Inv: Crystal Pendant) ID:o+iB10qV Tue 16 May 2017 20:32:51 No.522050 Report

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>>521840

>There appear to be two distinct type of runes carved into the surrounding spaces, the first type patterened so as to be the center of a "+" shape surrounded by the second type on each point.

"This is probably important! Eye've got to write them down somewhere!" Roll to seek out parchment and a writing implement!

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:33:17 No.522058 Report

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Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 1/10)

Ari the Half-elf Merchant (70HP, 70MP, 0G, EXP 1/10) ID:w0QVLY6V Tue 16 May 2017 20:33:34 No.522065 Report

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>>522036
>Roll to hide from nigger pirate

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:34:26 No.522087 Report

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You Failed now i've kidnapped you

Peasant (70HP 70MP 179) 10exp Items: 1 lucky rabbit leg, 1 iron rod, 480 pounds of wheat

Peasant (70HP 70MP 179) 10exp Items: 1 lucky rabbit leg, 1 iron rod, 480 pounds of wheat ID:zqzOjuYr Tue 16 May 2017 20:35:25 No.522112 Report

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Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 20:35:26 No.522114 Report

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>>521969

So Quad fell off and we flew off? Or BH fell and we all died? :|

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod

Checkers the Pirate Leader (10/20 EXP,80 HP,80MP,88 G) 1 Lucky Rabbit Leg,1 Iron Rod ID:2rw8tXts Tue 16 May 2017 20:37:04 No.522155 Report

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>>522114
Only Quad Fell off

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray ||

Wogdanoff The Elf Macacomancer || 10/20XP || 80HP || 80MP || 5g || Rabies Poison Spray || ID:Db3Qa5YX Tue 16 May 2017 20:38:01 No.522171 Report

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Sweet. To new bread.

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone)

Alan the Alchemy Instructor (56HP, 50MP, 327G, 7EXP, Items: Shiny Scale, Broken Stone) ID:1aIc4rib Tue 16 May 2017 20:39:16 No.522208 Report

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>>522114
BH fell but we still alive.

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Anonymous ID:q1IhnoP6 Tue 16 May 2017 21:24:28 No.523506 Report

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